Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

My British Pals

Lately, I've gathered more friends on The Soup
To my British pals, I give out a big whoop
They're the reason no doubt
Spreading my lims about
Else I'd ride into the sunset, a gum-flapping coot

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Tom Cunningham April 1, 2018 at 2:15 PM Happy jacks limericks' are all the rage/five every day on his page /some are insane/ they tickle your brain/like wine they get better with age/ Jack Ellison April 1, 2018 at 2:31 PM Whatta man pf limericks you've become!!! Cheers, from Canuckville!!!

Silent One April 1, 2018 at 10:48 AM So they say Benny Hill was sexist, Oh don't be such a silly leftist! Benny was the king! Boobies were his thing! Loved watching porn, whilst eating breakfast!!!! Jack Ellison April 1, 2018 at 10:51 AM My HERO!!! Breakfast, lunch, and dinner... increases the appetite! OH YAH!!!

Silent One April 1, 2018 at 10:42 AM Yes, the queen was rather impressed.. Watched a show last night, where they were saying Benny Hill was sexist... No way!!!! He just loved boobies!!!!!! Jack Ellison April 1, 2018 at 10:46 AM My hero!!!!! Always was, always will be... and you guys TOO! A day with SO and Tommie would be a day without SO and Tomme... see what I mean!!! Happy day from Happy Jack XO