Short Wha Poems

MAN, wha whawhy you taking an 80's pic?!?...

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Style
Suave
Wha-?
Whassuup
Fri-man
Jump – leap
Eggxtra
Rabbi
Jammu dodgers 
The high life...

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High drama
wha 
wha
wha
lie
lie
lie
embellish
embellish
embellish
We run from the lunchroom
Upon her arrival
flat out run…...

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I looked into the mirror first thing I saw were my brown eye wha I'm lookN at?



6/2/2021
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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The Drunkard staggered into a bar
And slurred that he just wrecked his car

                   He added, "Wha th' hell,
                   Isle... zit 'ere ...az-spell..."

Then he sang while he banged his guitar!...

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I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what  I do.  


written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire 
Contest Name Techno-Limericks...

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Lady bug water drop boogie
Wha wha wha wha wha woogie
Sliding down the slick verdant fern
The little one yells “let me take a turn!”

Lady bug water drop boogie
Wha wha wha wha wha woogie
Bubbles beading up into pretty dew
I love this fairy dance – how about you?...

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These are wha\t you need
In order to begin to write
A dictionary and on rhymes
Then a thesaurus is needed
All these items to write poetry


Then your computer is next
To be able to type your poetry
Then to send your poetry
On the area to be submitted
Then to be commented by poets...

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It is September 
Knock on door
Exam are warning!!!!!!
Open it 
Or else we will kill you

Life ends with emotion
Exam end with tension 
Wha is life or exam???
Life is exam
Both are on same track or different 

Exam are blood pressure 
Which block your brain
Life is a race or exam

Why exam are born????...

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Unformatted Giberesh, Making a life for the self, Ultima.
RPG cravings, lett'a letter mode, wha' wha' listen ma' man.
Female atire, a genuis 8-Ball, wha' so ever, news actualities.
Real'mente, Matrix glance, I can breath healthily, wha' wha'.
Get out of the way, succession, livre, libre, you take me to a higher plateau.
The past is over, the future is here.
Wha' wha' gibbbresh....

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foolish rant


Wash my feet before I go to sleep,
Rub my eye before I cry;
Tap my tummy before I spend money,
SCREAM Halleluiah instead of "at a boy".
Cry out  "JESUS"  when I stub my toe;
Now all of this you didn't want to  know;
:)    ha!  then wha ya readin this fo!
                LOL

          12/14/17

For Contest: A Late December Premiere Contest:
Sponsored by: Brian Strand...

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When you were unfaithful
to your promises to me,
I told you in no uncertain syllables,
I need no empathy nor sympathy.

I simply said:
I flocci-
nauci-
nihili- 
pili-
ficated you.
You dumbly asked,

“Wha- uh, what do you mean?”

At first, I looked at you and said nothing.

You became more forceful in your demands.

This time I said, “NOTHING!”

You left, nothing in or on your mind....

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STUFF EARS BLURRED EYES

the phone rings
someone calling I annswer it
“Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..”
“Wha... it's 4 am in the morning???
sun rises
above the horizon
must be now morning
I look out the window Why?
hush  the phone place it off the hook...
stuff ears
close the shades,  and curtains
sun  blinding my eyes
ears ringing
blurred eyes

3/18/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2018...

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cry cry cry
wha wha wha
I smile.

cry cry cry
wha wha wha
I laugh

I receive the pouty face now. I smile.
Stomp stomp stomp
Slam

I am relieved.
I listen to this stuff all day and I get paid for it.
Real money.  From children who need extra attention.


He knows I am done when I get home.
I simply cannot stand one more whine. Anyway, he should know.
He has been married to  me for forty-seven years....

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playing around
playing with sound
quadraphonic engulfing

me so 
i start off
simply being

me me me me
me eee ee e
so what so

what sooo wha
soo what so
try it again

defining
myself
elf ell

maddeningly
juggling
sound

starting with
an egg and
a wooden

chair with
a chain
saw

BEGIN

egg leg chain
chair saw egg
ggg arr charrr

ehhhh awww
errr gah chah
cha cha oh my

god i've chu
cuh cuh cut
my arm

off...

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I like ketchup in my Total™ cereal
And hot sauce with my chocolate
But nothing goes better wit bacon
Than marshmallows and Jelly Belly™ jelly beans

I like syrup wit my Jello™
And mustard on my toast
As well as oranges in my coffee
Ooh, boy what a jolt

Can’t imagine the taste without
Eating Cajun Lima Beans with smoke trout
Boy ya don’t know wha ya missin
Guess what now my stomach itchin

1/3/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©...

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I looked all over town
And all I could find
Was yellow and brown
The mixture of brown and yellow
Eversole was mellow
Must have been a misdemeanor
For together they were Mindbender
It is I kept on pretending
Earth shattering rendering
The Browns and the yellows combusted
Equally yoked but yet further disgusted
Such a trifling mix
Making each of us sick
What gets, mixed.   

Brown and  yellow  
Wha wha what's 


orange 

10/31/19
Written by James Edward Lee Sr 2o19...

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The greatest Bard of all Scotia.
Reigning immortal king O peasant familia.
Idealistic and unique commentator.
Born to magic words of any orator.
United differences empathised.
Tuned to the masses and idolised.
Eternal gratitude to our Rabbie.
Tickling our attitude for a party.
Oor Robert Burns O the Celtic.
Rhymer of yarns and purest magic.
Auld lang syne and Scots wha hae.
Beautiful member of the human ways.
Born here and forever after.
Your name is The Bard of Scottish patter....

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