Short Wee Wee Poems

Little boy in myth
Standing pee on his wee wee
Glass of beer for free...

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Ga Ga, Goo, Goo,
Wee, Wee, Poo, Poo,
Ma Ma, Da, Da,
Pa, Pa, Na, Na,
Ba, Ba, Wa, Wa,
Wahh! Wahh! Ha, Ha!...

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The wee wee tree where dogs go pee
And all the breeds wait patiently
But not one stoops
To leaving poops
That’s doggie etiquette, you see...

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Who cares Wee Wee?
Who cares Little Bee?
Who cares at tea?
Certainly not me.

My standard lie
For every gal and guy
When instigators try
To get me angry enough to rant or cry...

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Small is sometimes a good thing
However these words of wisdom I do not bring
The wee of the wise
Sometimes we look to the skies
Relief in our eyes
When we need a pee, we wee
Oui oui?...

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Beholding a stark-naked Kiwi
Prince Charles was bewildered: "What see we?”
His butler replied,
all blushed and wide-eyed: 
“Your highness, a Maori… wee-wee."...

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Birthday balloon bonanza with a bubble bobble bee
Turquoise, orange and peach spraying off thee
Purple yellow and periwinkle giving a wee wee wee
I love Birthday balloon bonanza when she comes to me....

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Toe piggy played on small
tiny child toes. One went
to market, one stayed home;
the other had roast beef
though the other had none;
this little one cried, ran
towards home. Wee wee wee.

21.09.21


(My take on an old classic nursery rhyme)...

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James E. Tate 

The little man answered the doorbell,
But saw no one there. 
Seeing a snail on his porch, 
He pitched it in the air.

Three weeks later he answered the bell,
And heard a wee wee shout.
The snail was back on his porch,
Saying, “What was that all about?”...

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The town drunk felt a dire need to wee-wee!

     In the park he found a sycamore tree.

          As the cops led him away,

               The old souse was heard to say,

                    "Where e'er you be, let yer water flow free!" 

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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The first little piggy went to market;
The second demurred and preferred to stay home;
The gluttonous third one
Ate all of the roast beef,
So the fourth hungry piggy got none.
Although it's not clearly stated,
His thirst must have been sated
And his bladder inflated
'cause number five urinated
All the way home.
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I was only trying to go wee wee, 
but the toilet got the best of me.
Now see I am soak and wet
Look worse then a rat, I bet.

Won't you please put a warm
towel around me?
I'm shivering real bad and now
I'm going to freeze.

See, I just sneezed,
Now, blow dry me please?
Then I'll be so nice and fluffy,
give me a treat for energy....

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ooh we we 
We are wee wee, baby
Tell me,  tell me 
You want me 
You need me 
I'll be more than,
just a friend 
I'll be more than just a boyfriend
Ooh la-la
My, my, my ooh lala wee wee baby
 ooh wee wee la dee la-di-da 

7/18/71






Written words by The Corinthian © & James Edward Lee Sr © 1970/ 2020...

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For loo rolls some shoppers are vying 
and people are seen panic buying
The shelves are now empty
When once there was plenty
Stockpiling - there is no denying!

I panic when I need the loo -
I’m hoping its wee wee not pooh
Cos I’m sat on the seat
and we’re down to one sheet
Perhaps torn newspapers will do!

3/10/20...

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When I lie awake,
I think of what we had,
(or what I thought).
Wishing and hoping,
I didn't know it was so bad.

We would walk
And kiss;
But I was wrong to think
That it was bliss.

I thought
We had it all worked out;
You had me beliveving,
Way beyond a shadow
Of a doubt.
But when it comes down
To the wee, wee hours,
I learned what you're about.

02/02/1999...

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Pee Wee is my little sister
A nickname given to her
When she was little 
She would pee on me

I would play a game with her
Where this little piggy went to the market
And went wee, wee, wee
Thus her nick name was born

I would push her in her stroller
Pretended it was a race car
Then my mother would say
It’s time to change Pee Wee

Oh Pee Wee, you mean the world to me...

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