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Amazing Facts From Jack

Just figured out an amazing fact... in a lifetime If each trip to the washroom cost us a dime Averaging five trips a day Living to eighty lets say That's fourteen hundred bucks, way too much wine

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Date: 10/31/2017 8:55:00 AM
Jack is full of facts//ought to charge a tax//on every word//(like "fee per turd")//(I'm ready now, lower the axe.) SPOUT ON FOUNTAIN JACK!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/31/2017 9:01:00 AM
"A fee per turd"!!!! Yee Haw! LOL Ellison Fact Fountain at your service!!! FOUNTAIN JACK!!!
Date: 10/31/2017 7:43:00 AM
Holy crap! ;p And no doubt the ladies cost more, especially demanding the soft stuff.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/31/2017 8:07:00 AM
Holy crap!!! Sorry for you ladies though!!! I'm just a wealth of useless information eh! Smili' Jack! xxx

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