Short Waffle Poems

Haiku hiatus

Powerful and wonderful

A waffle-free zone...

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Indulging in coolness of syrup,
Melting upon waffle so warm....

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There's no waffle axed 
by someone flaccid.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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waffle cone delight
pecan praline delicious
triple scoop indulgence...

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Ice cream waffle cones 
history lesson given to 
friendly staff member...

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Black,
and blue
The color of the bruises on
my heart,
my soul, 
my ego,
not to be confused with a waffle
Lies
But how can I miss
what was not even mine...

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Flowers in chocolate-drizzled waffle cones,
Wrapped in a bouquet of such satiny gold;
Filled with the scent of rosemary scones,
As well as macaroons with colors so bold....

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We may allow things to be lawful,
While between them would waffle;
Guessing game,
We must  blame;
Already had appeared to be awful.

Now there is quite a poem.

Jim Horn...

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--------------------------WAFFLE HOUSE 


    Chili and grilled cheese
    the next off ramp takes me there
    road warriors fix


       GINSU-KNIFE   EASTPORT , MAINE  USA...

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Listen to poem:

Tis all 
shilly-shally, dilly dally
wiffle waffle, willy wobble 
quiver and dither 
teeter and twitch,
which whatever, wherefore wobble
hem and haw, ho and hum
Tis all a dithery tizz...

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all-around good egg
proud Waffle House novelist ...
hatching scrambled plots





11/20/2022

Poetry form: Senryu

Mark Toney © 2022

Graphic design by Mark Toney using CanvaPro...

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House With Waffle

Went to a house where they served waffle,
Which was terrible and  it had been awful;
Our regret;
Won't forget;
Turned out being bad down to last claw full.

Jim Horn...

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A hundred years from now, will I be a fossil
Will geologists discover this warm-blooded morsel
Prey for some creature
But larger and squishier
Like a MacDonald's sweet breakfast waffle...

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Waffle House
IHOP
Make me some bacon
Pancakes and sausage
Your breakfast I'm achin 

Pitchers of coffee
Sugar and cream 
Biscuits and gravy 
Fillin my dreams       


                       :)...

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Once a year the waffle iron,
Dragged up from the basement,
Made a meal so special
There could not be a replacement.

Ice cream slathered on the top,
Taking time to melt;
Both my brothers by my side – 
That’s how childhood felt....

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If becoming  "regular " is your goal
Pour some All Bran in your cereal bowl
It does taste just awful
Rather have a waffle
But not to much or you may lose "control"



for the my Favorite Cereal Contest...

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I am an apple 
Like the cousin of maple 
And the famous blend of waffle.
You may take a bite of me to ride my name 
But you can't take away my brain nor beat me in my game 


September 24, 2022 
1:37 PM, 13.3771° N, 121.1646° E...

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The door rings,
I look up,
someone with someone else,
back to my eggs and hash browns.
The door rings
Spatulas knell the griddle.
The skinny cook yells in Kentucky Yiddish.
Flapjacks slap in midair,
syrup dongs in jug and jar.
...

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Sticky vanilla drips over his tiny pinky.
Rainbow sprinkled lips smile gratitude.
His face dodges mother`s attempt to destroy his delight.
The waffle softens in his palm,
Teeth clenched,he devours soggy leftovers.
It is a global warming sort of Ice cream day....

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I was running to see where the police siren was coming from, 
when all of a sudden I fell in the coal bin, right slap in a bucket
of latex semi-gloss-paint covered in corn. Now I can bench press 100 but
I didn't  eat my waffle because someone ran over it with a roller skate....

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a nonsense sentence no sense or suspense spent
intensely unpense as they say with French pen
offering just waffle that wanders with a wobble
going unknowing zoned out with drink bottle
a drunken drift on a dreary day read away sends
a nonsense constant like constant nonsense...

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There once was a president called Donald.
Who had more money than Ronald McDonald
An old perv with the lasses  
who hoodwinked the masses 
I cant believe america swallowed his waffle.




Inspired by the queen of the limericks Jan 
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/theres_an_old_fart_in_the_white_house_867717...

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Hello beautiful ice float
You remind me of a double scoop
From the Dairy Queen
I wonder if there is a waffle cone
Under the water

Hello gorgeous ice float
I wonder if you are the one
Who took down the Titanic
And drowned people who did not have a chance
I wonder if the band is still playing
Under the water...

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the mint chocolate ice cream treats on tasty waffle cone
three grandkids set to see who can lick it fast from the cone
the first one, eating with spoon, if it drips, its finger licking good
the second, licks it from top, catches if it drops, gulps it for good
third, sips, enjoys it from a hole at the end of the cone...

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Eenie meenie miney mo – 
Make a choice and let it go.
Don’t let indecision grow.
Eenie meenie miney mo.

Once you’ve settled on your pick,
Do not waffle – let it stick.
Just look forward – that’s the trick;
Give regrets a giant kick.

Eenie meenie miney mo – 
Don’t let all your worries show.
You’ve decided – let it go!
Eenie meenie miney mo....

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