Short Wad Poems

The wreck
The dirt road and a dirt wad
Behind the wheel...

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   Fine scent
     Suave gent

   Wad spent
      Descent...

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ram.the touch of god
we wad the papaer mache
and say,"we day,day"...

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Virgin paper sheet
rough crushed into a wad is
tossed into the waste;
folded, lovingly, with care,
can gain wings and soar on high....

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Woke up to still sound of rain drops
Trickling over my coin jar
My empty coin jar
The same jar that I wad saving up for a rainy day

The PO£T...

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This morning our Vicar found odd
Putin is the image of God!
That's such a strange pick
I think I'll be sick
Because someone shot the wrong wad!...

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There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts...

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There was a large stout man named Joe Brewer
Who once was a great tobacco chewer
Cut a quad
Chew the wad
Now with no teeth he gums the leaves fewer...

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Hugh Hefner, also known as 'Hef'
To most females was quite tone-deaf
  He recast grown women as fawning bunnies
  Who drooled over his scantily-clad wad of money...

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Our morticians are thanking their god
For a year where they all earned a wad
Though some were burnt
Many more weren't
Still, their best work lies under the sod!...

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“Your cone's so thick, can I have a lick?”
(Bill, surprised, dropped his wad on the brick!)
Not any vanilla,
nary a scintilla,
did poor Susie’s sweet tongue get to flick....

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A Turquoise Noise

Green is gift, I share.
   Hachoo noise made from the spray
and flew through the air.

Excuse, me!


by Martin Braun
July 2, 2023...

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The clouds hide the sun 
I wad glad to see you having fun 
Under the tree with falling leaves 
But i woder how it feels 
To be in her heels 
      
- she caught the leaf this autumn ??...

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I found a book of ancient spells
It’s hard to read and it smells
I found it at a German bookstore
“My current meal is such a bore,
so this spell I scream and shout
give me a heaping wad of sauerkraut”...

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Sinister Tight Wad In Westminster

Someone sat that he became sinister,
When called tight wade in Westminster;
Where he did go,
Was called a weirdo;
In plate he had placed his pet hamster.

Jim Horn...

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My friend said he would pass by
We are gonna light it up and get high
From here to the club is a long drive
So call a cab
Or call a limo coz I'm sitting on a wad
And we let it fly
When the munchies set in 
I told my chef to let it fry...

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that is what I meant                                                                                                     that which was read irony                                                                                               a thrown paper wad...

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I tossed a poem away today
a crumpled wad of tortured thought
it shivers on a city street
trampled under passing feet
no longer has it eyes to feed
poetically a tumbleweed
broken, twisted, lonesome thought
wondering why it was tossed. 


John G. Lawless
©8/3/2019...

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its hard to say
     its hard to see..
standing right next to you
to feel wad you feel..

its easy to guess
    its easy to realise..
you need a hand..
you don't want to fall behind..

and i want to ..
         i just want to..
I just want to .. 
      take your hand
and make you feel fine....

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I have a superhighway in my front yard. 
It appeared in the night. 
As if by magic. 
Ants are traveling along it 
Whistling a tune I think it is a Maroon 5 song 
But I am not sure 
Some say I should get rid of it. 
I am fascinated by it a superhighways 
Begun with one giant wad 
Of pink gum.
Ant traveled...

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She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been worn!






A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
November 27, 2022


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The sweet song of the democracy lark
Once told of a bright and hopeful dawn
Now there is only a strident bark
And the whimper of sycophants that fawn
And worship the Trump, and his massive wad
Lovers of money, with racist views
Vote for Mammon’s dodgy God!
The democracy lark is singing the blues

© Gail Foster 2016...

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i'm living
through her
on vacation
so i can see
the seven
colored sea

my bikini fits
perfect to my
perfect body
as my penguin
feet waddle me
out to wad 

in waters calm
calming me
in the sun's
sonrisa making
me smile while
laying down

on a beach
soft as a bed
but not for
sleeping
i'm living
her dream...

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I could decide that you are bad
And people urge to judge you mad,
If you would often keep your dad
Thinking that he could not be glad,4
Because you had him made a pad:
A bearer of what leaves one sad,
Often misspending Hard- earned wad,
On every craze, every cursed fad:
You, his doted -upon lad:
The one in megaphones he had...

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What does Grass do
  When winter comes to town
Does it shiver its timbers
  Does it freeze underground

Why no! Grass is first-class
  How else could it last
Through snowfalls so deep
  No sunlight dare seep...

Grass dons fancy jacket and hat
  Wad of bills and all that
Bows to winter's autocrat ~
  Who adjusts the thermostat...

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