Short Tweeted Poems

Trump
Fuming,
 Can’t shut up
 About Deep State.
Trump tweeted, “Deep State is out to get me!
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Trump Tweeting Took A Beating

When Trump has tweeted
Seems to have self defeated
By his big ego.

Jim Horn...

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he tweeted,
            ....she pleaded
                              ........stop harassing me.


John G. Lawless
©12/11/2021...

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A little girl hung in Trump's cage
Was crying to smother her rage
Her face was so sad
Trump tweeted her dad
She'd stay there 'til she came of age!...

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Donald Insta’d and tweeted all the day through
The habit got worse and he knew what to do
At the docs he explained
But the doctor complained
Sorry, I'd help but I don’t follow you...

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TWEETED LOVE NOTE:
Sweet
Tweet

COMEDIC SPOUSE:
Funny
Honey

UNRULY PROTESTS:
Rabble
Babble

SMART-ALEC FLOOZY:
Lippy
Chippy

HEMATOLOGY:
Bloody
Study

WATERFALL:
Mountain
Fountain

2/26/13...

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The gnome did not know any other way
Than to serenade the birdies with a happy hooray
He uplifted their spirits on this lovely Saturday.
They tweeted their appreciation to the wise gnome named Gay....

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Key Did Deposit

Badly by her I was treated
Each time when me she greeted
So I shut her in a closet
Safely key did deposit
Off my list her I deleted.

(Maybe this should have Tweeted.)

Jim Horn...

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Trump Likes Finding Himself

Trump likes finding himself being forlorn;
While we wished he had never been born;
Same words repeated;
So often tweeted;
Never smiles and face is full of scorn.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Constantly Thinks

Trump Constantly thinks he can be conceited,
Indicated in the things that he has tweeted;
Total disregard;
Making things hard;
Did complain after bed was double sheeted.

Jim Horn...

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Roseanne Barr talks way too much
Using offensive behavior as a crutch
She tweeted a racist remark on twitter
The comment  was mean and bitter



Inspired by the Clerihue Contest





7-21-18 



Inspired by the Clerihew Contest...

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I can't believe am flirting with you 
          Are you even real?
I can't believe am amplifying in you
          Are you for real?
This is so bad 
This is so bad
F!
You got me so twisted
Am so roasted
I will be so tweeted
My nap so heated
f! for foot!...

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How many tested
  How many cried
How many infected
  How many died

How many cheated
  How many lied
How many tweeted
  It'll all pass us by

Why can't we defeat it  
  Is it really so odd ~
When scientists and statesmen
  Keep their distance from God...

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People Greeted Trump

When by Trump people were greeted
From him instantly always retreated
Orange hair created quite an image
Like being run over in a scrimmage
Can't imagine next he will have tweeted.

Jim Horn...

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Number 3999 Horn Limerick

Heard that their egos had been in search
Of a particular as well as peculiar church;
For those conceited;
Many times tweeted;
Are looking for place for our egos to perch.

There has to be a place for my Horn humor
somewhere. Mighty Number 4,000 is now
in the making. 

Jim Horn...

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The 
Bird called
I looked up
Nothing in sight
I resumed writing
It tweeted once again
What to do, write or listen
Went to the keyboard for some words
Came  a smell of rose through the window
What to do, keep writing or play with you
_____________________________________________

July 23, 2016...

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Mister Gilbert Arenas tweeted that 'no one will care'
  if Nikola Jokic, two-time NBA MVP at 24, becomes the heir
    to players like Michael Jordan, who played with some flair

  'Jokic's not cool enough,' says this Mr. Gilbert Arenas
  Well then, Mr. NO MVP OR TITLE EVER WON ~
    You can just go and stroke your pen...(al thing) for us...

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Cat took a flying leap into the tree
Tumbled face over feet, landing on a knee
Laughed at by a green Christmas monkey
grabbed an ornament with manger donkey

help please she yelled out a vigorous plea
she heard her owner turning her door key
they’re coming! Tweeted out notorious chickadee
uh-oh silly cat got caught in the Christmas tree!...

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Young Willy arranged to go camping
alas, he struggled erecting his tent
he tweeted he had terrible erection problems
I hope his parents knew what he meant!

Next year he said he’ll go glamping
or hire a log cabin out in the wood
then he won’t have erection difficulties
and his tweets can’t be misunderstood! 

8/1/18...

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A California Costco
Labelled all its Bibles fake;
In other words, as fiction – 
Then recanted their mistake.

A pastor who was shopping 
Tweeted photos to his flock
And when they saw the “fiction” label,
Many were in shock.

The proper tag – religion?
Seems the answer to the question,
But if you have a thought, well,
Costco’d welcome the suggestion....

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Half of Congress stood and clapped;
The other half stayed seated.
Was that mentioned later on
When POTUS likely Tweeted?

He had to see a sea of white
For, like the Suffragettes,
The women in the audience
Don’t take that well to threats.

The country seems to be the same,
Divided straight in half.
If it were not so scary,
It might even rate a laugh....

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The hardest thing was to let that telephone ring
   Then came along the smartphone's 'ping'...
    
...to leave us vexed...
    What came next?
    Trying to ignore that text 

And you're surely old, if not bitter
   or a technology-quitter --
   To never have tweeted or twittered 

        
         February 12, 2012
      with no contest in mind......

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A chickadee flew up to me
And chirped out a request -
Please fill the backyard feeder
‘Fore I head back to my nest.

I had indeed put out some feed
But clearly not enough,
So other birds had polished off
The nuts and fruits and stuff.

I would have bet I’d never get
A message that’s been tweeted,
But I complied, for even birds
Get angry feeling cheated....

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That’s the best spa of all the sparrow said.
She hopped right in, with her cousin Fred.
Fred hopped back out, It’s too hot! He lamented.
She loved a margarita bath, she felt fermented.

The mud facial on her face soon slid down.
It rolled into the bubbles, which now turned brown.
My drink! Yelled the lady of the house, she was not happy.
“No big deal!” tweeted out my sparrow friend, we called her Sappy....

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She is just a dream 
No! she's reality 
She has a pure kind heart 
And boneless Spirit 
Her soul is dressed in love 
Ooh I wish I could hold 
Pretending frame 
Call her by name 
Praise worship but our Father became 
Comes to me 
Come to my darling
Voice this little sing of the words 
Tweeted by nature's birds
Mother of nature, I love her


1/26/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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