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Willy Struggled To Get It Up

Young Willy arranged to go camping
alas, he struggled erecting his tent
he tweeted he had terrible ******** problems
I hope his parents knew what he meant!

Next year he said he’ll go glamping
or hire a log cabin out in the wood
then he won’t have ******** difficulties
and his tweets can’t be misunderstood! 

8/1/18

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2018

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Susan Gentry Date: 8/8/2018 12:18:00 AM Congratulations on your POTD! Lol oh that Willy... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/8/2018 2:49:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/7/2018 8:08:00 PM Congrats on POTD! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/8/2018 2:49:00 PM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 8/5/2018 12:34:00 PM Lol! Jan, This is funny. Poor, poor Willy. As you know poetry is subjective. Some will like what you write and others won't. In my book humor is the best medicine ever! Write on limerick Queen. Congratulations on getting the poem of day:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/5/2018 12:42:00 PM Thanks Alexis, and thanks for adding to the Male Menopause collaboration its lovely to see other poets having fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 8/4/2018 11:12:00 AM If we can't have a little fun, what's the point? Congratulations Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2018 11:42:00 AM Exactly Charlie, poetry doesn't have to be stuffy and intellectual and can only be understood by the person who wrote it!:-) I just try and bring a little light hearted humour to the site:-) hugs Jan xx

Brendan Solomon Date: 8/3/2018 10:13:00 PM oh, this is so good! was it your "intent" to be so funny? Congrats for POTD... From me and Budgie Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2018 2:19:00 AM ha ha ha no 'intent' at all its down to interpretation and based on recent observation of youngsters trying to put up a tent lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 8/3/2018 10:07:00 PM Congrats on POTD and a well written witty poem! I think you may have hit a nerve with someone here LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2018 2:17:00 AM Oh I am inspired Arthur - got a 4 stanza limerick to post on toe fungus and then working on one on the male menopause - I'll never be bullied on the site again - I'm like a weeble now you can knock me but I will bounce back:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 8/3/2018 6:15:00 PM There's no place for such sarcasm as was directed at you below, Jan. I recall him pulling a similar act of ridicule on Anne-Lise, but I'm sure you're not about to remove your verses. Nor should you. What about the old saying..."If you can't say something nice....." Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 8/3/2018 11:11:00 PM Harper Lee, a great author, had words of wisdom about this! Sadly some will never listen. Lin Lane Date: 8/3/2018 6:23:00 PM LOL My fingers are itching to join you. ;-) Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 6:18:00 PM Oh I will never be bullied and put down again Lin, in fact I'm writing a poem about a manky toenail, will try and finish it tomorrow and then start on a poem about the male menopause!:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/3/2018 3:46:00 PM hahaha. Congrats to you, Jan!! On POTD Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 4:07:00 PM Thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 8/3/2018 3:27:00 PM Lol ... Mine is a pop up ... congratulations on POTD. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2018 9:37:00 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx Arthur Vaso Date: 8/3/2018 10:06:00 PM Mine Pops up too now and then!! Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 3:29:00 PM Ha ha no erection issues in the Smith tent then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 8/3/2018 11:33:00 AM Congratulations on your POTD! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 3:20:00 PM Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 8/3/2018 11:27:00 AM Back with congratulations on POTD Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 3:21:00 PM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Anna Hopper Date: 8/3/2018 10:15:00 AM Dead lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 3:26:00 PM Thanks Anna:-) hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll Date: 8/3/2018 9:08:00 AM Jan congrats on your POTD. I'm still laughing. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 3:26:00 PM Thanks Warren, glad I made you smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/3/2018 7:52:00 AM More giggles and ongratulations! <3 Login to Reply Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/3/2018 8:16:00 AM Oh I hear you there ;p xxx oh mo Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 8:12:00 AM Thanks Mo I know my humour isn't everyone's cup of tea so POTD was a lovely surprise:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Faraz Ajmal Date: 8/3/2018 7:49:00 AM Lol, this was a really nice and fun little write,when he said"erecting problems"he should have been more explicit or if he would have chosen his words more carefully, there sure wouldn't be a misunderstanding and even next year, he could went to camping, anyway many congratulations to you on your poem being chosen as POTD, I really enjoyed reading it, good luck and have a really nice day Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 8:11:00 AM Thanks Faraz:-) hugs Jan xx

Vijay Pandit Date: 8/3/2018 7:11:00 AM Congrats Jan, on poem of the day! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 8:11:00 AM Thanks Vijay:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 8/3/2018 5:39:00 AM This should win the tent poll..... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 8:11:00 AM lol John:-) hugs Jan xx John Lawless Date: 8/3/2018 5:43:00 AM OH YEAH.....CONGRATS ON THE POTD.....TA DA!!!!

John Gondolf Date: 8/3/2018 4:49:00 AM I think there is a little blue book on the market to help in erecting tents. I love your humor my friend. Congrats on POTD. John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 8:09:00 AM ha ha ha John love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior Date: 8/3/2018 3:46:00 AM Poor old Willy...his dysfunctionality erecting tents has come a long way...Willy is a wuss lol...Congrats!!! my friend on your POTD!...thanks for making us smile Jan...love & Willy...^WW^ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 8:09:00 AM Thanks ^WW^:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett Date: 8/3/2018 3:14:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved POTD Jan with this hilarious poem, so cleverly written. :)) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 8:08:00 AM Thanks Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 8/3/2018 1:53:00 AM This was a hoot Jan....so clever and funny and cute. I loved it! Congratulations on having it honored with POTD! : ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 2:30:00 AM I'm delighted it got POTD! :-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/3/2018 1:25:00 AM Back with congratulations on POTD Jan. Well deserved too. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 2:27:00 AM I'm gobsmacked to get POTD - am delighted to see some humour on soup getting the honour it is very lacking at times:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 8/2/2018 4:58:00 AM Ha ha, very fun and entertaining! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 2:26:00 AM Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 8/1/2018 8:50:00 PM Hahaha..This is a well written poem with a great flow, I absolutely love reading it, Jan, things like this does happen.. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 2:25:00 AM Thanks Eve, just a silly idea that grew into a poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler Date: 8/1/2018 6:33:00 PM This is another one of your best, Jan. You clever lady! As for my dog poem, sadly many men fall into this category. Thank you for the stop by. / M Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/3/2018 2:24:00 AM Thanks so much Maurice:-) hugs Jan xx

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