Short Truckers Poems

Just like visiting walmart- but with truckers and yogurt...

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Run a way truckers 
abandoning trucks and loads
serious problem...

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Coffee drinking cigarette smoking truckers- just getting the job done...

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greeter for truckers
who come to pick up their loads
as they leave i smile...

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Suckers suck
Truckers truck
Mickey Mouse mongrels maltrusively muck
Broncos buck
Lady luck
'Fraid to say the word

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Inspired by the late great George Carlin...

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a sickle moon hangs in an ice blue sky
my breath hangs in steam clouds
quiet save for the faint clamour
of the freedom truckers convoy
on the not too distant highway
this too shall pass but I'm glad
we've abolished capital punishment...

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My butt is just so damn big
10 Irish men could do a jig
5 truckers could park their rig
16 Miners could plan a dig
9 drummers could perform a gig
2 Elephants could take a swig
22 college kids could do their trig
If only I’d eat less like a pig!

*For Susan's self exaggeration contest :)...

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~ Subtle Truths ~

Tex's Truck Stop
struck tricks' trucks shops
Tex tricks truckers struck
in trick texts trickster trucks

Trucks tricked Tex's texters
with trick truck's texts
that tricked truck's tricksters
at Tex's Truckers' Tricks-Stop



 Penned with a Grease-Pen
 (or was it a grease-pan?!)...

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Our Lord, watch over us, your truckers
Wherever we may go
In daylight and in darkness
Following our loads
The roads we run are many
And the job we do is long
But lord, we all are brethren
Out here on the haul
So Lord, watch over us, your truckers
Wherever we may go
And bless the ones who’ve gone before
And those who carry on....

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We cowboys on this side of the pond
  Get out of bed with boots and spurs on
To ride our bucking bronco golden stallions
  As you mount your nags on the weak side of the ocean

Yes, we snicker as you call elevators 'lifts'
  And your truckers call a semi a 'lorry'
But daring to call a cop or a smokey a 'bobby' ~
  Odds bodkins, bloke! Please say that you're sorry!...

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Why must this be nature 
The short glance that feels like im staring 
My heart beating in rage 
My stomach turning like a truckers bearings
No where to hide
The river flow from ones sweat glands
And then theres also
The rubbing of clamming hands 
The sudden urge to breath deep
As your perfume sweeps from cheek 2  cheek
Knees become weak 
It's you I seek
Savior of my nightmares 
And the Goddess of my dreams
Forever my Queen
And  I your King.........

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POP TARTS AT DENNY’S

the midnight shift counter
truckers load padded stools
facing pretty young waitress

behind one’s back a pop tart
dressed in halloween gown
drunk with gusto she plops
and out flies all her découtage

the truckers didn’t enjoy
the peep show in the night
their eyes sipping coffee

the boyfriend’s her pull up bra
before she gets ogled by all
only the waitress witnessed
the horror of the midnight hour

11/4/2017
Light Poetry...

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Lord,bless me this day,
As I drive down this lonely highway.
Bless my family at home all alone,
Let me return where ever I roam.
If you feel it's my time to sleep,
Please take me quick and not let my family weep.
Keep my eyes open,keep my prayers in mind,
Keep my heart clean and let me always be kind.
Be my copilot in my time of need,
Remind me of who I am in my times of greed.
This is my prayer when I am on the road,
That I should return from every load....

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