Short Toke Poems

I'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....

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Give me a toke
Better smoke slow...
Don't croak ~ Oh, no!...

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I never choke whenever I toke.
I smoke even when I am broke....

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Last toke

     He croaked
  
     No joke

     'Sall, folks...

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One toke 
     I choked

   Tried two
     turned blue

   No more
     for sure

   Last puff
     enough!...

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life is death so i just toke that bag 
of meth and now im all set . for a O.D 
blouldy death . im crying on the set ....

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Mary Jane enjoyed a good smoke
She was a cat who loved to toke
Yes indeed
She loved weed
Her downfall didn't come till coke...

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A PACK OF SMOKES



                            A  LITTLE TOKE
                    A LOT OF CHOKE
                         A DEFINITE CROAK...

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He was a great admirer of weed

And was the biggest stoner indeed

From the moment he woke

He would take a big toke

And then choke till it made his eyes bleed...

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   I'm just a typical working bloke
          Who went to court for taking a toke
      My brief, my attorney
         And my financial journey
I lost now I'm totally broke...

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No joke
Take toke

Sniff coke
No smoke

Most folk
Are woke

No time 
in poke*                                         *pokey (alt. poke) is an old term for jail

Just choke
Or croak...

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wheezing after laughter as if you were squeak toy for dogs, tell me sir what you needing after? i could use a smoke but i definitely not a toke please dont take a peak at me while im smoking its quite provoking....

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How will footballers huddle
  keeping six feet apart
Are they gonna tackle
  by throwing darts

Wearing face masks under
  helmets is a total joke ~
Let the players bring the dope
  and give the referees a toke...

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You gave a little boy a joint to smoke.
You thought it was cool to see him take a toke.
I told his dad what you did and he called the cops.
Your days of poisoning kids are going to stop.
What you did was mean and it was wrong.
Now you'll go to jail and that's where you belong....

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Old McDonald had a car
  Ha-ha hardy-har-har
And in his car he had some coke
  Ho-ho, what a dumb bloke

With a snort-snort here
  And a snort-snort there
Here a snort, there a snort
  Everywhere a snort-snort

Old McDonald snorted coke
  But the cop who was with him
    He took a long toke...

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In the morning I awoke
Why not have one more toke
So around I did poke
and that's no joke
Were the hell is my smoke
Now before I awake the kinfolk
There's something I must invoke
It's chicken I must choke
That means it's time to pee
And that you will not see
Is what that it causes, Is much glee...

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I am hoping that things keep going good. I am very happy now. I have a great man in my life he made sure that i had a good birthday we were on the road so he toke me out to eat for my birthday and I was happy I got a new out fit today and shoe that made me happy and he toke me swimming to this afternoon....

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I am hoping that things keep going good. I am very happy now. I have a great man in my life he made sure that i had a good birthday we were on the road so he toke me out to eat for my birthday and I was happy I got a new out fit today and shoe that made me happy and he toke me swimming to this afternoon....

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I am hoping that things keep going good. I am very happy now. I have a great man in my life he made sure that i had a good birthday we were on the road so he toke me out to eat for my birthday and I was happy I got a new out fit today and shoe that made me happy and he toke me swimming to this afternoon....

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"Eyedrops from Heaven"
   his first rock band
"Shellfish over Easy"
   blew a one-night stand

"Impotent Conundrums"
   limp as asparagus
"Cratering Stegosaurus"
   couldn't fire up any lyrics...

Many years have passed
  and the old Rocker's gone soft
His new girlfriend's Maude Lynne
  ~ They toke up, sneeze and cough...

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I used to drink, but now I think,
Being sober is the way.
All the smoke I used to toke,
Took up most of the day.

Between the two, I guess I knew,
My life was out of touch.
I must concede, the fault of weed,
Is that it costs too much.

Now I'm clean, strong and lean,
From hours working out.
But times I miss that herbal kiss,
Instead of being stout....

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The Blue Dress: For Joe Biden

Twinkle, twinkle little star,
I need a strong drink at the nearest bar.
Biden is a sexual creep?
I just prefer to scream and weep.
The Oval Office antics were just a joke?
Pass me the ganja, I need a toke?

@better report all men who ever kissed the back of your head.@

Lighten up, America!

Panagiota Romios
April 3, 2019...

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I lose my breathe everytime your around me
I lose my breathe because of how feel about me
I lose my breathe everytime we hug
I lose my breathe every time we kiss
I lose my breathe every time you look at me
I lose my breathe every time you say beautiful
I lose my breath every time you say i love you
I lose my breathe for you, no on else

You toke my breathe away!...

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i've tried to give up smoking!
something i totally reject
just a load of toking
but i still want a cigerette!

it makes your skin smell
your body rank
makes your veins swell
your hair lank

i'll give up the smoke!
i promise to eject
just one more toke
only one cigerette

it boils your blood
your heart goe's thump
go on gussa a lug
gives you a cancer lump...

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Walking past a "coffee shop,"
The weed comes wafting out.
Though once I would have thus indulged,
Today I'll do without.

Somehow that's been tucked away,
A relic of my past,
Like youth and risks and craziness - 
It wasn't meant to last.

But how that smell just brings it back!
With every single whiff
I'm tempted just to take a toke,
But I'll stick to a sniff....

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