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Short Thar Poems

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Premium Member Lost At Sea
The sea is unkempt
Unwary sailors regret
Thar mate has been swept...

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© Joe Inka  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thar, adventure, loss, nature,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member THAR SHE BLOWS
without adjectives and adverbs the wind would just be ....well...the wind...

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Categories: thar, words,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Green Light Red Light
Cheap trance thievery
Epstein coat hanger kisses
life in them 'thar hills...

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Categories: thar, anger, cancer, desire, evil, fear, girl, teenage,
Form: Haiku
Men
Here's an allegorical ode,
Men are sperm whales, Oh?
To titillate them, you know,
Then, thar he blows!
Sex or love, bleeped if I know!...

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Categories: thar, humorous, i love you, love, men,
Form: Free verse
Texas
A gunslinger carving a notch
Slipped, sticking the knife in his crotch
Of course it drew blood
But more like a flood
So right thar lies Cassidy Botch...

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Categories: thar, men,
Form: Limerick



Thar She Blows
Well I wonder if anybody knows
Just what happened to all ten of my toes
With this belly eclipse
From the food on my lips
Counting calories is now how it goes...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: thar, funny
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thar She Blows
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll Rhymes are surging like a river flows The mighty Mississippi To New Orleans city Are you ready, people? Thar she blows!
...

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Categories: thar, creation,
Form: Limerick
Rich Relative Nuptials
This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...

For Joann's contest...

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Categories: thar, funny, social,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cigarettes
My brother likes to smoke

Cigarettes are his vice

He smokes them when he golfs

He smokes them when he eats

He smokes them when he sleeps

He loves them thar cigarettes...

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Categories: thar, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member An Old Aussie In Perth
An old Aussie in the suburbs of Perth
Writes the corniest folk songs on earth
His heart’s always breakin’
He’s again been forsaken
and his gals cheatin’ out thar in Fort Worth

2/13/22...

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Categories: thar, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member GET ON WITH IT!
Impossible?!
come
on
friend
when 
you
signed
up
for
this
you
agreed
thar
we
had
the
ability
so
get
on
with
it
and
let
us
get
to
waging
peace
on
war's
bombing
backside:-
...

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Categories: thar, allegory, cheer up, courage, encouraging, inspiration, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Thar She Blows
Old Jack has a pimple on the end of his nose Uses it to send signals, his desires to disclose To seduce the ladies For a kiss and maybe An all night session till he yells “thar she blows!”
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Categories: thar, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thar She Blows
Old Jack has a pimple on the end of his nose Uses it to send signals, his desires to disclose To seduce the ladies For a kiss and maybe An all night session till he yells “thar she blows!”
...

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Categories: thar, funny,
Form: Limerick
The Fearless Farmer Cork
limerick

Have you heard why the farmer named Cork
commandeered a short freight train in York?
     When the hoboes from thar
     dared reclaim their hay car,
they discovered the pitch of Cork’s fork.

December 1, 2019
...

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Categories: thar, 11th grade, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Thar She Blows
Old Jack has a pimple on the end of his nose Uses it to send signals, his desires to disclose To seduce the ladies For a kiss and maybe An all night session till he yells “thar she blows!” © Jack Ellison 2015
...

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Categories: thar, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Absent-Minded Hank
Thar was once an old buckaroo named Hank,
  
   Who was very absent-minded and lank.

      He told his hoss to skedaddle,

         Fergittin' to mount the saddle.

            'Twas not the first time old Hank drew a blank!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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Categories: thar, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Pregnant Sailor's Wife
Thar be me captain
The leader of my crew.
He is a mighty man
Bold, Strong, and True.

I be his shipmate
The cook, swab, and crew.
I am but his deckhand
Loving, Affectionate, and True.

In me belly be our seed
The mascot of our trade.
He is but a boy now
A symbol of a love that will never fade....

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Categories: thar, funnyme,
Form: Prose Poetry
Not the crow's nest
.

                    lady
             that thar grin
                   smirk
              quirky smile
          wit yer chip tooth
                   arrrr

                    up 
                 up   go
                    ya
                   then

                   arrrr

                      ,) yarrrr



...

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Categories: thar, adventure, allegory, crazy, devotion,
Form: Epyllion
bed and breakfast’d
.

                 where else
                in them thar
                      hillz
                would mine 
             thew’z skeleton
                  find tarry
                    ravage
             ‘long with thuh
                  morn’nin
                  hot meal

                      Oh
              And breakfast...

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Categories: thar, allusion, extended metaphor, good morning,
Form: Carpe Diem
edvard'z tramp'd thru thuh Testaments
.

                                 whut
                             cauze she
                            cut my hair

                       she still kissed me
                            'fore down
                    went them thar pillarz
                         mine remember
                                  yes
                                    i...

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Categories: thar, beautiful, blessing, for her, inspirational love,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Cold In Them Thar Hills
This week, snow is expected in the hills A bitter cold Halloween like I remember Thinking about it gives me the chills Mostly the looming winter heating bills It’s time to caulk up the windowsills Against a blustery, blizzardly November This week, snow is expected in the hills A bitter cold Halloween like I remember.
Written October 16, 2022...

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Categories: thar, mountains, snow, weather, winter,
Form: Triolet
fence'd in think
.
              i do know lover
           sit'n 'pon that thar
                    fence
      my think az mine torso'z
                    pump
                   thumps
                search'n wit 
                    quick
              tuh keep yourn
                   smile'n
                  whilst my
               devourz yourn
                    pretty...

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Categories: thar, beautiful, blessing,
Form: Romanticism
the dream
In the murmur of the breeze, your name dances in my heart, like stars that shine in the might, illuminating my sweetest melody. Your eyes, two beacons thar guide me, in a sea of dreams and passion, each pulse, a verse that moves, in the most intimate corner of my reasoning. You are the sun that opens my days, the moon that envelops my isolation, in each kiss, thousand melodies, weaving together our eternity....

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Categories: thar, appreciation, beach, care, crush, cute love, happy,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Little Girl Red
Little girl Red go beat your drums
the horse fell down, over feed 
in a field full of corn

The dog plays a banjo up until dawn
as Mr. Snowman danced the day away 
melting into the sun

 Jack the old donkey bolted in a run
as his Jenny said hee haw 
all in good fun


Yes, as I said a ball of yarn. lol These waters are so deep tadpoles drown. lol I think I one of them thar pre feshe nails . tahe All jokes aside I am having fun....

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Categories: thar, adventure, animals, family, fantasy, children,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Prayer For Rights
PREFACE

I wrote this after I saw a poet suggest
~ that all the unvaxxed be put to death,
A moronic statement and one thar rings 
and mirrors the ugly,.....Adolph Hitler.
Heaven help us, if we turn into killers.

     ...........My Prayer..........

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I beg thee Lord, all my rights to keep.
If forcibly vaxxed, before I wake,
Send Satan and their Hitlerian souls to take.

                    12/14/2021...

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Categories: thar, hope, poets, prayer,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things