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Thar She Blows

Old Jack has a pimple on the end of his nose Uses it to send signals, his desires to disclose To seduce the ladies For a kiss and maybe An all night session till he yells “thar she blows!”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 10/27/2016 7:12:00 PM
Jackson is always chasing dimples//Has been since he got his first pimples//Wanna know why?//So do I//On second thought, it might be the squimples. Ooh...worse than no coffee...boo hiss
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/28/2016 7:49:00 AM
We have a new member of our lim'rikery club... Mr. Daniel Turner!!! Welcome him with some "snotty" applause!!!
Date: 10/27/2016 8:24:00 AM
Old Jack had snot on his shirt, It looked like he spilled his dessert, scooped with one finger, it was a swinger, wiped it on a young ladies skirt
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Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 10/27/2016 7:09:00 PM
digusting AND funny! That is serious lim'rikery. love it!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/27/2016 8:26:00 AM
Now that's downright disgusting... but funny!!! lol

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