Short Swagger Poems

sinister sappers,
gut cornerstones unnoticed,
then swagger at large....

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like birds sing in trees
my thoughts grace me with swagger
to continue strong...

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 Mick Jagger
 A rolling Stone with a swagger
 He got satisfaction under covers
 And had many lovers...

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Shane Blaine walked with a swagger
and was viewed as a bragger.
Ladies liked him lots
but kept secret their thoughts.
Awed by his eight-inch dagger....

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There once was a poet named Rick
Whose dancing sure had some kick
He moves like Mick Jagger
And sure has his swagger
His dance moves so cool and so slick...

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Michael Phillip Jagger
learned to strut and sway with swagger
the queen thought him so chique
she knighted him and now he is known as Sir Mick
...

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Time is on my side says Mick Jagger
Yes it is and thus he can swagger
But here with disgust
We must clocks adjust
And in morning out of bed stagger...

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They hate her laugh
They hate her style
They hate her staff
They hate her guile
They hate her swagger and generous grin
But above all else,
They hate she just may win!...

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There once was a man who had swagger
When he drank seven pints of lager
He said "may I have this dance?"
Didn't know he'd peed his pants
So, home on his own he did stagger...

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Met a hustler named,Funky Cold Cash,

who had a swagger his attitude matched

with buckets of ducats and white collar dollars,

i watched as his limousine crashed...


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Two Encores

Now please don’t think me a bragger,
But, I sung on stage with Mick Jagger.
There we pouted our lips,
and we wiggled those hips.

Two encores and Superstar swagger....

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Rolling Stones-Mick Jagger 
Cool with his swagger 
Had an overreaction 
From no satisfaction


Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchin
3-22-2019...

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With Medicaid I got my dentures so bright
To pursue each and every culinary delight
Now with swagger I sway
But DOGE takes them away
Guess it's yogurt for dinner again tonight...

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Mc Jagger’s swagger, a southern drawl, I fell for
He gets stupid occasionally, bad behavior
So I made him my sancho
and now call him Pancho
The Stones play as he struts through the back door!...

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Ladies of the Soup, you've unsagged my swagger
Worried for a while but I'm back to Jack Cracker
Struttin' my stuff
Nothin' but mush
Don't mean to brag, but when I'm done, ladies stagger...

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Untrue, harmless, "I phoned Schwarzenegger..."
True, harmless boast: "I love my Srinagar.” 
Surreal:  "The shark killed me."
Dubious: “FBI? John, it’s me. ”
True, untrue, dubious— or just a swagger?

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P erpetual swagger
I ntoxicating personality
Z ing to the zang of everything
A ttractively styling 
Z ealous attitude of royalty
Z enith of attributes


Constantly loyal to charisma. Alarmingly charming...

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When ya got swagger, people all step aside
Their absolute amazement, they surely can't hide
My heart goes out to them
Their adoration has no end
I share my brilliance with people worldwide :)...

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Carly Simon

Songstress, big hair, and a huge smile
Cheshire cat teeth you can see across the Nile

You’re So Vain—Just might be about Jagger
Love her—Itsy-Bitsy Spider—and all her swagger...

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Bragger Who Would Stagger

Total amount of sins was enough to stagger;
About them Trump was boaster and bragger;
Publicly profane;
Hard to explain;
Destined for disaster yet he still did swagger.

Jim Horn...

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Fred's parrot learned 'Polly wants a cracker'
  Now Fred struts around town with a swagger ~
     But I popped Fred's balloon
     Called his parrot, 'buffoon' ~
  "My parrot requests gluten-free snacks, sir!"...

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Off, Seamus marched with a swagger,
Yet, soon, he slowed, that sly lagger.
Then, not very far,
He snuck to a bar:
By noon, his march was a stagger.



March 17, 2017
Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest
Kim Merryman, Sponsor...

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When I uplift my Feeling
(that’s his name),
he’s cursing me and squealing.
What a shame
to uplift feelings! Feeling
hates I feel
like lifting feelings up
against their will.

Swagger Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Line Gauthier...

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Just stagger and swagger Myself onto a Dagger
Always makes me more the madder-
And my Mother none the sadder
Still I hear her softly crying,
All the while our Souls are sighing
In heavy breaths, so close to Death-
Upon the minutes dying......

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I've been looking forward to these
But it happened like an accident
I love who i've become
An accidental father
Don't laugh at me 
Just a smile will do
My ambition is wicked
My swagger makes you wanna punch
Don't test me
You don't have what it takes...

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