Short Suzy Poems

Voluptuous Suzy Snow-Gal ~
            Freezing boys melt in her hourglass class...

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Jacuzzi Woozy
  told Suzy Floozy
    a real Doozy
  Now there's
       a little Uzi...

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Happily little Suzy prances
freely in the wind,
contrasted by tomorrow's
scattered ashes...

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Suzy Ronson was a window cleaner
even stories high she was a leaner.
She reached much too far
lost grip on the bar.
Not a person around has since seen her....

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Suzy got to study
The mystery that got her stuffy
Keep the fingers sticky
It gets strict and tricky
Hands chilled and touchy
Sometimes she has to chase roughly
Tummy rub and all, business time hubby...

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Now Suzy the sasquatch is single,
she's ready to party and mingle -
in fuzziest socks
(hand-knitted by crocs),
she danced with a horse and a dingo.

written 9th June for Francine's 'fuzzy socks & crocs' contest...

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Stew is so shrewd he sued
Suzy Sue,
Who sat and spat at a gnat, 
Sally viewed and stewed
snails and sailed with a Sailor








*This is all I got for the “New Tongue Twister” contest 
Help!!!!!
folks I got nothing else lol!


01/ 12/2020...

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Suzy Rose had a knack for clothes
All she does all day is sews
Picking out the finest cotton and feathers
But she can never dress for the weather
Cometh down rain, snow and thunder
Suzy's outfit is always a disaster

Fear not, Suzy is a woman of prosperity
She doesn't drink juice, she drinks tea!
Cometh down rain, snow and thunder
She'll just wear 7 layers under!...

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Ol’ Suzy


Remember ol’ Suzy Jackson?
That girl was a boat load of fun.
Kissing behind the shed,
till our faces were red,
and we knew we had found the one.

I thought I’d lost her when she moved;
leaving my love for her unproved.
But, I found her again;
and I asked for her hand.
Now my lonely heart has been soothed.


for the Whisper Sweet Nothings contest.  11/17/2017...

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If Suzy sells sea shells at the sea shore
       and has supposedly sold them for some time
after all these years, 
Why hasn’t Suzy had the sense to save some coin
       or secure herself a real job


So surely, you say, I should let Suzy be
       to sell her damn sea shells all day by the sea
It’s silly but she’s simply squealing with glee
With sunshine and shells,
       she’s much smarter than me...

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Shameless Suzy was swinging so high
she went almost straight up to the sky.
Right nearby her there stood
a new guy from the hood.
Up her skirt he was trying to spy.

Shameless Suzy surely was daring,
for she laughed and swang on not caring
when the guy called, "Hee hee,
for your undies I see."
No knickers was she even wearing!

March 1, 2021
for Tania Kitchin's Two Limericks - Let's Have Some Fun! Poetry Contest...

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At the center of a soggy bar.
She wore a polka dot smile.
A tornado of graceful magnificence.
Like a spray of funeral flowers
Against a leather studded sty.

Inside my head, I drunkenly prayed.
"Angel flee into yesterday-immediately. 
Before we dip you in our bile and drink.
Don't become like the rest of us!"

She won't listen (they never do).
She'll become Suzy shot glass. 
Sporting a smoker's cough.
Spit out -split in half.
A powdery little midnight moth....

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Suzy Baker was genuine white trash
Scorning fiercely, her teeth ready to flash.
Fending her homemade trailer park jungle
Dodging her dark and imminent funeral!

Lucy Walker was a pretty lady
Smiling friendly her lips always ready,
Living quiet in lovely suburbia
Meeting non-whites with xenophobia.

Why did the potter create them this way?
Was it because there were two types of clay?
One forged as a Cistern the next as an Urn
And exactly whom should this mess concern?...

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Big Bob bear bought buttons and bows,
Buttons and bows bought he with dough
Dough he made singing for Suzy So
Suzy So was sweetly sought by jolly Joe.
Buttons and bows given to Sara snake,
Sara snake baked cake for jolly Joe’s sake.
Making big Bob bear now Suzy Sos’ beau.
Jolly Joe shaken from Sara’s cake baking
Suzy So overtaken by big Bob bears singing
Big Bob bear and Suzy So now a status quo.
Sara snakes sweetness won out on jolly Joe.
What a mixed show, how could anyone know?...

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