Shameless Suzy

Shameless Suzy was swinging so high
she went almost straight up to the sky.
Right nearby her there stood
a new guy from the hood.
Up her skirt he was trying to spy.

Shameless Suzy surely was daring,
for she laughed and swang on not caring
when the guy called, "Hee hee,
for your undies I see."
No knickers was she even wearing!

March 1, 2021
for Tania Kitchin's Two Limericks - Let's Have Some Fun! Poetry Contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021


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Date: 3/26/2021 2:10:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. "So Cute" I needed a laugh. Have a blessed day/weekend............
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Date: 3/21/2021 8:28:00 PM
Awesome limericks, Andrea, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/20/2021 11:19:00 AM
This is really cute, Andrea. Congrats on your win!
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:30:00 AM
Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, this is hilarious and made me laugh!
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Date: 3/19/2021 6:55:00 PM
Back with congratulations with your top spot well deserved win ~ Belle
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Date: 3/19/2021 5:11:00 PM
Congratulations! I remember a precocious prek boy trying to catch a peek up a classmate’s skirt. She was swinging in a gymnastic way.
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Date: 3/19/2021 3:00:00 PM
I know i commented on this when it was first posted, been happening it to me a lot recently that comments have disappeared:-( many congrats on your fine win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/6/2021 2:47:00 PM
Reminds me of a time I saw a naked woman walking through downtown Philadelphia. I saw her just seconds before the police wrapped a blanket around her and took her away.
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Date: 3/5/2021 6:27:00 AM
Shameless Suzy swinging loosely. Very good limerick Andrea. Enjoyed.
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Date: 3/3/2021 12:40:00 PM
Between Dwight, Jack, and now Suzy, you're really letting your humorous side show recently. Maybe February weather finally got the best of you, haha! Good one, Andrea (though I think the new guy is even more shameless than Suzy) ~ John
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Date: 3/3/2021 8:34:00 AM
Hi Andrea, "What Fun"! A sassy limerick, indeed! Take Care, Paulette
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Date: 3/2/2021 5:25:00 PM
These Limericks are hilarious Andrea, they swing along like a song, the best I’ve ever read... Belle
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Date: 3/2/2021 1:25:00 PM
This is so funny! Even for a bawdy limerick it is more bawdy than most!
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Date: 3/2/2021 11:20:00 AM
Ooohoohoo! Shame on Suzy. Good one Andrea. Good luck on the contest. God Bless, JB
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Date: 3/1/2021 6:30:00 PM
Oh my, this a good entry for the contest. Suzy was quite daring, and the guy in the hood loves daredevils. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis
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Date: 3/1/2021 3:55:00 PM
must be from the highlands :D
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Date: 3/1/2021 12:16:00 PM
teehee Andrea. Great entry :) Linda
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Date: 3/1/2021 8:41:00 AM
Quite funny.
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Date: 3/1/2021 7:39:00 AM
Andrea, This contest is getting very juicy. Laundry day perhaps for Suzy? -Richard
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Date: 3/1/2021 5:06:00 AM
Ohhhhhh myy..so daring.... Oh for this contest, there must be two limericks, the second one a continuity of the first one... ok.... Best wishes Andrea... ~ Ani
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Date: 3/1/2021 4:37:00 AM
Ooohooohooo! Shameless indeed.
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Date: 3/1/2021 2:01:00 AM
I hope she didn't catch a chill lol. Good luck in the contest Andrea. Tom
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