Shameless Suzy

Shameless Suzy was swinging so high
she went almost straight up to the sky.
Right nearby her there stood
a new guy from the hood.
Up her skirt he was trying to spy.

Shameless Suzy surely was daring,
for she laughed and swang on not caring
when the guy called, "Hee hee,
for your undies I see."
No knickers was she even wearing!

March 1, 2021
for Tania Kitchin's Two Limericks - Let's Have Some Fun! Poetry Contest
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Goldsmith Avatar
March 26, 2021 at 2:10 PM
Congratulations on your win. "So Cute" I needed a laugh. Have a blessed day/weekend............
Roper Avatar
March 21, 2021 at 8:28 PM
Awesome limericks, Andrea, well deserving win. Congratulations! Hugs Eve
Devonshire Avatar
March 20, 2021 at 11:19 AM
This is really cute, Andrea. Congrats on your win!
Kitchin Avatar
March 20, 2021 at 3:30 AM
Andrea, congratulations on your first place win, this is hilarious and made me laugh!
Edmonds  Avatar
March 19, 2021 at 6:55 PM
Back with congratulations with your top spot well deserved win ~ Belle
Rodrigues Avatar
March 19, 2021 at 5:11 PM
Congratulations! I remember a precocious prek boy trying to catch a peek up a classmate’s skirt. She was swinging in a gymnastic way.
Allison Avatar
March 19, 2021 at 3:00 PM
I know i commented on this when it was first posted, been happening it to me a lot recently that comments have disappeared:-( many congrats on your fine win:-) hugs Jan xx
Pettit Avatar
March 6, 2021 at 2:47 PM
Reminds me of a time I saw a naked woman walking through downtown Philadelphia. I saw her just seconds before the police wrapped a blanket around her and took her away.
Cheney Avatar
March 5, 2021 at 6:27 AM
Shameless Suzy swinging loosely. Very good limerick Andrea. Enjoyed.
Watt Avatar
March 3, 2021 at 12:40 PM
Between Dwight, Jack, and now Suzy, you're really letting your humorous side show recently. Maybe February weather finally got the best of you, haha! Good one, Andrea (though I think the new guy is even more shameless than Suzy) ~ John
Calasibetta Avatar
March 3, 2021 at 8:34 AM
Hi Andrea, "What Fun"! A sassy limerick, indeed! Take Care, Paulette
Edmonds  Avatar
March 2, 2021 at 5:25 PM
These Limericks are hilarious Andrea, they swing along like a song, the best I’ve ever read... Belle
Krutsinger Avatar
March 2, 2021 at 1:25 PM
This is so funny! Even for a bawdy limerick it is more bawdy than most!
Ball Avatar
March 2, 2021 at 11:20 AM
Ooohoohoo! Shame on Suzy. Good one Andrea. Good luck on the contest. God Bless, JB
Y. Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 6:30 PM
Oh my, this a good entry for the contest. Suzy was quite daring, and the guy in the hood loves daredevils. Best wishes in the contest:-) Alexis
Raiser Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 3:55 PM
must be from the highlands :D
Fowler Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 12:16 PM
teehee Andrea. Great entry :) Linda
Buhagiar Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 8:41 AM
Quite funny.
Theraven Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 7:39 AM
Andrea, This contest is getting very juicy. Laundry day perhaps for Suzy? -Richard
Jayasankar Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 5:06 AM
Ohhhhhh myy..so daring.... Oh for this contest, there must be two limericks, the second one a continuity of the first one... ok.... Best wishes Andrea... ~ Ani
Rodrigues Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 4:37 AM
Ooohooohooo! Shameless indeed.
Cunningham Avatar
March 1, 2021 at 2:01 AM
I hope she didn't catch a chill lol. Good luck in the contest Andrea. Tom
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