Short Sues Poems
Short Sues Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sues by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sues by length and keyword.
Tales From the River Bank
Sues uses her ‘flotation tanks’,
When swimming between river banks,
Her boobs keep her afloat,
She won’t need a lifeboat,
For boobies us gals can give thanks!
07/30/20...
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Categories:
sues, body, water,
Form:
Limerick
Woman Sues R.J. Reynolds Over Son's Tobacco-Related Death
it started
as fevered
bee sting
on tongue—
then lips
gone
like beaver-gnawed
tree stumps—
then the chin
till like
some ruined
Greek statue
you lay
still
awaiting
a new chance—
the planting
in warm earth
to grow again...
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Categories:
sues, angst, death, loss, social,
Form:
Free verse
Michael and Sue
Michael Morgan liked his tricks
He put salt in young Sues drink
Then he laughed and ran away
Before she could even blink!
Sue was not letting that go
Refusing to end her pursuit
Close behind on the church lawn
She said, "I don't think that was cute!"
Getting close Sue yelled at him,
"I'll get you Michael Morgan!"
Then she chased him into the church
And caught him by the organ!...
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Categories:
sues, adventure, anger, boy, girl, humor, , cute,
Form:
Quatrain
Bald and Hairy
"It hurts bald men as much as hairy men to have their hairs pulled out."
~Seneca
The bald man moans
for his house, rooted up,
dripping above the sewer.
A q tip might plug it.
Alcohol might fix it for weeks.
The hairy man sues
for his house, shooted up
miles above the hustle.
An underhanded tip will save it.
Alcohol could cover it forever.
Seneca's hair must have covered
his eyes....
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Categories:
sues, hair, house, poverty,
Form:
Free verse
Assinine Thought Attempting Humor
Funny thought.... chiwuawa bites a man's boot without said man knowing the dog was even there....dog ends up with doggie dentures....the owner sues said man for cruelty to animals....case denied when his boot was put on display with teeth still embedded in the bite marks....evidence shows that the dog was suffering from gum disease. The judge ruled that the owner of the boot could collect fees for tooth extractions!!...
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Categories:
sues, animals, funny, dog, dog,
Form:
Light Verse
Jailhouse Blues
He said it was the booze
That caused him to abuse
And leave her with a bruise.
The judge said, " I don't excuse.
I simply must refuse
Your efforts to diffuse.
Your answers don't amuse.
It's just your lawyer's ruse.
You have too short a fuse
And I've had time to peruse
The reasons that she sues.
My answer is ..You lose!
Take the laces from his shoes
And lock him up in the calaboose."
For Carolyn's monorhyme contest Won 2nd place...
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Categories:
sues, adventure
Form:
Monorhyme
Ruby
When I was young, my class was filled
With Lindas, Donnas, Sues.
Our parents mostly stuck to names
Quite common when they’d choose.
But each few years the choices change
And certain names just stick,
Becoming those that moms and dads
Will very likely pick.
The latest female moniker
I’ve heard, to my surprise,
Is Ruby and I’ve heard it thrice
And so I theorize…
That other gems might make the scene
Like Topaz, Jade or Pearl,
A glittering selection for
A brand-new baby girl....
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Categories:
sues,
Form:
Rhyme