Short Stunt Poems

Hounds are around
They want to hunt,
Real film real stunt.....

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'tiz where mine wile
     found stunt

      her armz


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you funny
you my bunny
been looking for you
love what you do
this is no stunt
your my
easter 
EGGSHUNT...

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a firkin of port and a glass
through my lips a last drop will pass
my thirst I now blunt
as thoughts it will stunt
in my john my food will amass


10/08/16...

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Mission impossible for my muse
to write a limerick on Tom Cruise 
Our hero Ethan Hunt
performs stunt after stunt
like me, his enemies he'd confuse.

8/20/2018...

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A thief who was brazen and blunt,
while I slept was performing his stunt.
Twas money he sought,
I woke up and I thought,
I’ll get up and help him with the hunt....

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Mayor McDuck is a major sham
Comes on really strong, “I am! I am!”
Puts up a great front
Some think it's a stunt
Needs to be driven around in a pram...

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Mr. O'Toole in trauma sat in front
Seeking mercy from tax assessor stunt.
His Irish luck grace
Full Blown-in his face.
With distaste pay money in full upfront.

3/26/2025...

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Hunt For What I Want

After I had started to hunt and hunt,
For a happy day that I always want'
Found it here,
Loud and clear;
My growth did expand and not stunt.

Jim Horn...

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Jack and Jill recovered after their spill,
weaning themselves off of all the pain pills,
both out of work,
hired at Jumpjerks,
becoming first nursery rhyme stunt people.




11-20-16...

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We are the pigs, mighty mighty pigs, not a stunt.
The Iron pigs, we play baseball daily, grunt grunt.
We play in Coca Cola Park, long after dark.
We are from Allentown, where you can hear our bark....

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Prohibiting alcohol back in the twenties
Was doomed from the start, like prohibiting wedgies
Favorite stunt of mine
Game for it anytime
However, as long as there's no warm caressing...

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Once there was a man called Frank Benhance,
Believes writing for contest certainly enhances.
Enhance by stunt & gimmick-doubt!
Enhance by magic & trick – doubt!
Bloody, sustainable establishment - Soup poets enhance....

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An inspiring lady named Dayna,

        Is an incredible stunt trainer!

           a true wonder woman too
        
          Beloved of cast and crew!

         Nothing is too difficult to strain her



   21-8-2018...

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I See Some Said Las's Manners Died

Am afraid inappropriate words rhyme with stunt,
I prefer not to hunt down so I shunt to be blunt,
Walking death,
In each breath,
Or have to punt though sure am such a little runt.

Jim Horn...

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A crowd-pleasing, cheerleading, stunt building,
Short-skirt wearin', toe touching, hand-clapping, big smilin'
Kick @$$ Cheer Leader!
A happiness breeder
Tried out but it was dangerous my physique was too beguiling...

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An amazing lady called Dayna,
       Is an incredible stunt trainer.
        Truly Wonder Woman too,
        She can triple flip on cue
       I need to put her on retainer!



20-8-2018
(currently stunt double on Wonder Woman 2 )...

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Are you aware of a website called “Pantie Waste”
Yup! We can buy second-hand panties, not very chaste
Is this an internet stunt
Nope, a personal affront
Unbelievably disgusting, I rule this one off-base


(Check it out.... it's for real!...

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Fleshy stems
Pointed thorns
No leaves
Watery stems
Jelly-like
Abundant growths
Piled up like a statue 
Prickly thorns
Weapons for the invaders
Flowers only emerge in old age 
A stunt surprise
For men's ignorance
Who are a land king
But not a desert king...

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became 
an emotional 
demolition derby
stunt driver
learning to 
maneuver  
through out the
mood swing
triggers spread 
out through out 
the track 
nearly escaping 
explosions each 
and every day 
near emotional
death experiences 
became the norm 
occupational 
hazards...

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In the house of criticisms
the wall is lined with mirrors
echoing reflections of those
who brawl, spewing hate
and criticisms that stunt
progress or emotional evolution,
The house quakes from the
venomous quips, that are spoken
in hushes, traveling to the hearts
of unsuspecting souls..........

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Trough of Life


Memories and dreams driven by desires and needs

Pose as the trough through which our fiction feeds

Obtaining the most out of life is what we all want

Hoping when we die it's not viewed as a meaningless stunt




From Porcelain skin and Ceramic Heart
9/22/20
Rithimus Divisa 6...

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Republicans are performing a 'political stunt.'*
Well, they say, turnabout IS fair play!

Meanwhile Mount Merapi** erupts
Because it just doesn't care!

*Karine Jean-Pierre, Whitehouse press briefing, January 22, 2023
**Mount Merapi, Indonesia's most active volcano, erupted Sunday, Fox News, January 22, 2024
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You could have been born in a palace
yet, in a dark manger it came to pass.

Or trumpets blaring in the light of day
instead of a cold night in a bed of hay.

Maybe a P.R. stunt in the eyes of many 
but to true believers a lesson in humility.

Christmas, oh what an enigma you are,
God's grand design, written in the stars....

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Rain Outside and Prayer Chain

In on me problems started to rain;
People around began prayer chain,
And as I laid,
Prayers they prayed;
Worries and fears went down drain.

Jim Horn

Was extremely worried and afraid;
Our bed did seem so poorly made;
Must be blunt;
A stupid stunt;
She made me sleep out in the shade.

Jim Horn...

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