Short Squirt Poems

Tight squirt and high heels,
Saxy cleavage nice sleeves....

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a dog lifts his leg
an old tree takes the squirt
wind catches scent...

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Invert a skirt
For flirt insert
Quick squirt a spurt
Won't hurt dessert...

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water waltz in wind
silver stars splash sway spray squirt
flying flamingo...

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independence is won with bombs, bullets and blood not balloons and squirt guns...

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a lemony Sun~~squirt its juice onto laid squinting eyes~~on a beach


2019 December 31...

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Grab your partner, easy now
Squeeze it udderly dry; squirt
What she’s empty, silly cow
Oh well, do-si-do
...

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Plant of purple spews
Grape-colored gas in space,
Painting the rocket ship crew
Mauve, as they pass that place....

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Plant of purple spews
Grape-colored gas in space,
Painting the rocket ship crew
Mauve, as they pass that place....

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smile, nod with a wink,

         hide what to see, what to think,

                  squids squirt jet black ink !...

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2 bubbles 
rise, perfect rainbow 
see-through globes 
of sunlight
dancing on free air. Who cares
for washing dishes?...

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Today I rode into Tucson
Determined to buy a new futon
A squirt in a skirt
Got down in the dirt
And flashed me a discount coupon...

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A husband's mistake in the sack
His marriage might seem to attack
Maria got hurt
By one little squirt
And Arnold can't say "I'll be back"...

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Snap and squirt the sweetest juice
Through caramel cream
Tart Winesap candied 
Are a tasty dream.
Come to Halloween
Stick with me
mmmmmm...

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Hugo was in a great haste
To use his new whitening toothpaste
He gave the tube a hard squirt
And out it did spurt
And the cap was never replaced...

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Holly thought that it would not hurt
If she snuggled in bed with Burt
She hoisted the sheet
But Burt was so fleet
All she found was a little squirt...

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Today I splurged on a steak.
Thick with the fat trimmed close
Seasoned - broiler - aroma
Taste buds squirt delight
Juice runs down my chin
Ambrosia
Burp!...

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There was a girl who loved salty pickles
She'd stick in a fork for a sure tickle
The first bite would spirt
She'd give the dork a squirt
Pickle juice in the eyes, such a giggle!...

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When the sun don't shine, my stuff don't work
They grind to a halt, look up at me and smirk
They query, “what the heck”
My reply, “wait just a sec”
Blood will soon reach ya if only a squirt...

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When I was young and still in my twenties
Thought eighty was ancient, never thought eventually
I'd be older than dirt
Instead of a squirt
Just yesterday against the wall, I was tossing pennies...

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When I was young and still in my twenties
Thought eighty was ancient, never thought eventually
I'd be older than dirt
Instead of a squirt
Just yesterday against the wall, I was tossing pennies...

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I'm dreaming of fantastic hurt
to my stomach which once was inert.
A cringe of the can,
the binge of the man
consumed by a beverage called Squirt.


Robert Dixon
10/29/2011
The "Pick a beverage, any beverage..." contest....

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Listen to poem:

Ooze, a squirt with perfect onomatopoeia
A slow leak, exudation or seepage
A slow plunge into thick mud sucked
An outflow all over, a disseminated discharge
That cannot be held back or stopped
A slow steady ooze seeps spews woos...

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Oh, I love my breakfast tacos;
Appropriated are the best.
Not those nasty squirt cheese nachos;
They're just too hard to digest.
Man, I love the unique flavors:
on the go with latinx.
Jillio is seeking favor,
Show that chica some respect!...

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Molly had a chat with Bert,
Stating that she had an aversion to bottles that squirt,
She preferred her sauces in glass bottles,
The plastic monstrosities she'd like to throttle,
As she said this, she gave a squirt,
Squirting tomato sauce all over Bert's shirt...

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