Short Sporty Poems

Animals, they are not sporty,
   do not kill for dilettantism,
   only by hunger, or defense......

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I love the way your boobs
Bounce up and down
When you do star jumps
It's so amazing to see
You sporty lady...

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Now I’ve never been terribly sporty
For exercise isn’t my forte
But I’ve finally found
A sport that is sound
It involves getting naked and naughty...

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The oligarchy but an orgy 
We’ve never kissed a toad so warty
Hoping for a prince
Puckered with a wince
While they make the sieg heil sporty



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There once was a buffalo named Morty
Who thought he was ever so sporty
Speed skating his game
The Olympics he'd aim
This time he'd defeat Klassen by forty....

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I used to love my combat boots.
In O.D. green I felt grassroots.
Sporty shorts and long straight hair
Any whistle got my glare.
My favorites, now, are boots’ offshoots!

© February 8, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen...

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If I was rich ...
If I was smart ...
I would be chasing girls forever
By interchanging them like gloves.

I would likely not be working 
But making money all the time
I would be strong and very sporty
By working out every day....

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People watch figure
Attracts everyone
Motivate body care
Sculpting soul capture.

Black is beautiful
Chocolatey smooth
Healthy, sporty
Pure esthetic.

Dark-skinned Apollo
Living sculpture
Women daydream
Elders forgotten thoughts....

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A sexy lady in town opened her new Sweat Shop
With all kinds of towels, soaps and deodo-props
All sporty men went inside to purchase
With sweating armpits, rushed in race
Fainting in odor was her first business’ mishap.


Feb. 12, 2022  11.07pm...

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Since I knew you’d never ask,
I got myself a sporty mask.
Not Vader-like; not one of those.
No, this is one that really blows.
They say that it will help me sleep;
I hope so, for it wasn’t cheap.
But if I cannot sleep a wink,
There’s drugs for that, or so I think....

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He was feeling quite dapper at forty,

and the folks all around thought him sporty.

But to his dismay;

he heard his date say,

“Will you look at that thing, it’s a shorty.”


July 15, 2018
Contest: Limericks Old or New
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire...

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I found her the,
Perfect simple girl,
not a cheer leader,
yet sporty,
your the right height,
everything i want,
but you belong to my friend,
your a girl that i cannot have,
i want you to be with me,
but your with him,
i know you dont like me
but i want you
so please girl give me just one chance...

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All
belles,
cousins three,
daughters
evermore in the
family,
girls
hopscotching
individually,
jump-roping
Kay and
Lasonia quite sporty,
musical
notions
occasionally,
personalities
quoting
readily,
southern
talkers
unanimously,
Venus, the
wise from
Xanadu,
youthful triad playing
zestfully....

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Settled toward skiing championship gain
Keeps him prevailing over practice pain
Insistent to ski well during snowy week
Inspiring fellow skiers who are weak
Nourished as sporty skier midst faith* nurture
Goal is gold in Paralympics’ venture.

*Mark 11:22 And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
January 23, 2023...

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Easy floats breezy
Crudely taints comely


Blindly knows vainly
Moody fakes jazzy


Folly feels jolly
Picky pokes messy


Silly slots pouty
Loudly drums petty


Empty words plenty
Greedy falls madly


Calmly woos happy
Sporty knows sexy


Pretty prompts sweetly
Happy charms wisely



Leon Enriquez
12 April 2017
Singapore...

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My dear
I surely know
My wealth is tremendous
I have money. a lot
And I am the man of great power. I can do no wrong
My face is so lovely
My body is so sporty
And I have a lot of style
I take care of all mankind
And I love you, my beloved sweetheart, so much
But, darling,
Without love from the bottom of your heart
Is this life worth living?
Please......

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soapy syllables smeared
by punctured peer
bounty biddings busted
callous crisp crushed
dainty debut drooled
fondling fingers fooled

sporty spills drenched
crumbling ink clenched
hoisting hankering etched

lanky lurch sustained
puking porous pain
pulpy poetry crave

his dark dribbles
lit rustic riddles.
     '20:03:05:14:56

Note: Dedicated to John Bunyan....

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Such a disaster

self-tanning cream
the pride of looking sporty
the mirror pulls face

deep philosophy
the poet is in deep water
saved by çow tide 

one type of success 
when work brings happiness
and not endless doubts 

the loser is a man
who knows he is incompetent 
yet accuses other

the news I read
has been the same for 50 years 
war and filmstars  
...

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Rolled slushy snow balls an old hearty boy.
Boy, he played with his gal, a scene so coy; 
Never ask me if it's me
Or that sporty gal is she;
In laundry, we blow now soap balls, bolshoi.


Bolshoi, in Russian, means ‘big’, ‘large’ 
Syllable count: 10/10/7/7/10

Dec. 30, 2020
Winter Snow or Ice Limerick Contest Poetry Contest 
Contest sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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A writer writes
As symbols cite


An artist paints
A visual strain


A thinker thinks
A verge or brink


A singer sings
A vibrant fling


A player plays
A sporty say


A dreamer dreams
A profound theme


A craftsman crafts
As finesse drafts


A thousand jobs
A certain lob


A way to live
A way to give


A sketch in time
A poignant rhyme




Leon Enriquez
21 August 2017
Singapore...

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My old love’s gone, and now a new love’s here
although with that old love she can’t compete!
She’s silver smooth from front - to tiny rear;
More practical than my old love, yet sweet!
And like my old love, she is always near.
She’s not as sporty, but she’s just as fleet.
And though I miss my honey “ragtop” girl,
I take my new love “Kia” for a whirl!


For The Ottava Rima Contest by Jared Pickett
Theme: New Love...

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Every year for Christmas, my family give me stuff
Like socks and scarves and underwear, it's just not good enough
I drop big hints, a clue or two of what I'd really like
A trip afar, a sporty car a Harley motorbike
But all I get each Christmas is something I can wear
A silly game, a photo frame, it really isn't fair
So next year I will tell them, and I know that they will moan
Forget my Christmas presents I'm going to get my own...

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Dear Santa Claus
I have been good
I thought I’d mention that
So it’s understood

I don’t want
Something practical
Something useful
Nor educational

I don’t what
Something creative
Something arty
Or constructive

I don’t want
Something sporty
Something healthy
Not outdoorsy

What I want
Is an X-Box or a PS3
So I can escape
My boring reality

But I don’t want
You to bring me a Wii
It’s just too healthy
And drains my energy...

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"I would like the people to always remember me
beautiful and young.
With a strong body and nice skin.
I would like the people to remember me
fresh and active.
Like a sporty teenager with rich shiny hair.
I would like to stop the time
at the best moment of my life.
But now it is too late.
I am an old man.
The price for all that
I wished to have had was hard.
I had to die young..."

Copyright Constantinos Grigoriadis © All rights reserved...

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Such a disaster 
Waking up in the morning
Shamelessly white 

Haiku
 Self- tanning cream
The pride of looking sporty 
The mirror pulls face 

Haiku
Deep philosophy 
The poet is in deep water
Saved by low tide

Haiku
One types of success
When your work brings happiness
And not endless doubt  

Haiku
The loser a man 
Who knows he`s incompetent  
Yet accuse others

The news I read
Been the same for fifty years
War and film stars...

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