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A Dude's Worst Nightmare

He was feeling quite dapper at forty,

and the folks all around thought him sporty.

But to his dismay;

he heard his date say,

“Will you look at that thing, it’s a shorty.”


July 15, 2018

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Alexis Y. Date: 7/21/2018 12:30:00 PM Lol! Congratulations on your placement in the contest. It was well deserved:-) Alexis Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/21/2018 2:23:00 PM Thank you, Alexis, glad you enjoyed my bawdy humor. John

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/19/2018 11:42:00 PM G'day John … what a ripper of a limerick. Humorous to the brim - thanks John - Lindsay Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/20/2018 4:08:00 AM Glad you enjoyed it, Lindsay, thanks for the visit. John

Caren Krutsinger Date: 7/19/2018 12:13:00 AM Congratulations on your win. Very funny indeed! Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/19/2018 4:58:00 AM Thank you, Caren, glad you enjoyed it. John

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/19/2018 12:11:00 AM a very well deserved win, my friend. Congrats. Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/19/2018 4:15:00 AM Thank you, Andrea.

Eve Roper Date: 7/17/2018 9:13:00 PM Congratulations on your great well written win, John, I'm enjoying reading all these funny limericks. Hugs Eve Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/17/2018 10:11:00 PM Thank you, Eve, I haven’t had a chance to read too many, I need to make some time. John

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Tania Kitchin Date: 7/16/2018 7:10:00 PM Ha ha, loved it, congratulations on your win! Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 8:42:00 PM Thank you, Tania, I’m glad you enjoyed it. John

Janice Canerdy Date: 7/16/2018 3:07:00 PM Ouch! Now, that WOULD be a bummer! CONGRATS on your win, John! Janice Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 5:36:00 PM Thank you, Janice, I appreciate it. John

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/16/2018 12:17:00 PM Well you done it with 'Shorty' John, still laughing about it. Congratulations. Tom Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 12:19:00 PM Thanks, Tom, it's fun doing a crazy write like this every once in a while.

Pandita Sietesantos Date: 7/16/2018 11:45:00 AM Congrats on your BIG win! This humorous limerick, had me doubling up with laughter! Hugs. Pandita Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 11:56:00 AM Hi Pandita, thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed my humor. John

Jan Allison Date: 7/16/2018 11:33:00 AM very witty John, many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 11:42:00 AM Thank you, Jan, I appreciate it. John

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 7/16/2018 11:14:00 AM Poor guy! Congrats on your win. Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 11:29:00 AM Thanks, Dale, I appreciate it.

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 7/16/2018 11:08:00 AM Awesome, John! Side-splitting humor. Congratulations on taking second place. I'll be mailing a prize to you. Thanks for supporting the contest! Carolyn Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 11:29:00 AM Thank you, Carolyn, I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for hosting this fun contest. I'm humbled that you consider me a favorite. John Carolyn Devonshire Date: 7/16/2018 11:09:00 AM And it's about time I add you to my "favorite poets"

Lyric Man Date: 7/16/2018 7:58:00 AM John.. poor sporty guy with a shorty :) Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/16/2018 8:54:00 AM Thanks, LM, I appreciate the comments and visit. John

John Lawless Date: 7/15/2018 7:12:00 PM Oh man.....how cold was it???? Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/15/2018 7:27:00 PM Must have been real cold...thanks for your comments, John.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/15/2018 6:39:00 PM haha. a good one. I am seeing several great limericks around here today!! Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/15/2018 7:15:00 PM Thanks, Andrea, I appreciate it. John

Becca Teagan Date: 7/15/2018 5:56:00 PM hahaha :D Poor guy. good limerick :) Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/15/2018 6:05:00 PM The poor girl !!! :0 haha Thanks, Becca, I appreciate it. John

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/15/2018 4:55:00 PM This is an absolute hoot John. You're right though every dudes worst nightmare lol Good luck in the contest Tom Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/15/2018 5:47:00 PM Thanks, Tom, I appreciate it. John

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/15/2018 3:53:00 PM ha! very funny, john! Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/15/2018 5:39:00 PM Thank you, Ilene, glad you enjoyed my humor. John

Brandy Nicole Date: 7/15/2018 2:42:00 PM Oh my!! I am blushing. Such a fun limerick. Maybe he thought she was talking about his height. Lol. Or not. I enjoyed this. ~ Brandy Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/15/2018 2:47:00 PM I'm certain she was talking about his height because he wore a size 14 shoe...hahaha Glad you enjoyed my humor this afternoon. John

Arturo Michael Date: 7/15/2018 2:16:00 PM Oh oh...he'd better clean his ears...maybe it was the wax...Nice Limerick...All the best John Login to Reply John Gondolf Date: 7/15/2018 2:19:00 PM Thanks, Arturo, glad you enjoyed my humor.