Short Son Of A Gun Poems
Short Son Of A Gun Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Son Of A Gun by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Son Of A Gun by length and keyword.
Spin the Bottle
Back in the day we used to play
Spin the bottle both night and day
You know it was fun
but son of a gun
Why did you put that game away?...
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Categories:
son of a gun, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Office X-Mass Party
Well, I'll be a son of a gun!
Our Filing Clerk is having fun!
She stopped her chores
And dropped her drawers
Who knew the Accountant could run?...
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Categories:
son of a gun, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Fellow Show
A lass with a penchant to please
Spends much of the time on her knees
But, son of a gun,
She finds it grand fun
To see a lad shooting the breeze...
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Categories:
son of a gun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sunspot
Got a chance to look at the dark sun,
said to myself, "Oh, son-of-a-gun,"
while the glasses worked well
I heard shouts, "What the hell"...
a drunk woman threw-up on the fun!...
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Categories:
son of a gun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Brave Son of a Gun
There once was a brave son of a gun
Who would pull his own trigger for fun
He saw a school shooter
Whom he shot and neutered --
That brave son's gun sure got the job done!...
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Categories:
son of a gun, hero, murder, school,
Form:
Limerick
Son of a Gun
If you were born a son of a gun
Life for you would not be fun
Because you'll never know your Dad
Or who was he if you had?
He could have been anyone.
You poor bastard Son of a Gun!...
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Categories:
son of a gun, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump and Another Tweet
Trump and Another Tweet
Trump has sent us out another tweet,
Saying that we soon will suffer defeat;
Turned TV on,
And son of a gun,
We heard about it from Ari on his beat.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
son of a gun, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The Deputy D.A. of John Day
In a frontier town of Oregon
lives a rascally son of a gun.
He’s taking on louses
that beat up their spouses.
I can hardly believe that’s my son!
For Carolyn Devonshire's Contest:
Lawyer Limericks...
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Categories:
son of a gun, funny
Form:
Limerick
At The Country Club Today Dine And Dash
At the country club a sight for sore eyes
Brunch with the bunch and giraffic surprise
Two tall orders, son of a gun
It surely beat the hole-in-one!
Anticipating sharing a slurped prize
...
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Categories:
son of a gun, golf, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
May Your House Be Free of Dragons
May your house be free of dragons
May the sunshine follow you
May you someday find the very special kind
Of love that comes to just a few
May your house be free of dragons
May you find your cup of tea,
And number one son of a son of a gun,
May the one you find be me....
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Categories:
son of a gun, love,
Form:
Light Verse
On the Public Square
There once was an old man from Thomaston
Who was lying, cheating son-of-a-gun
Out in public on the square
Nailed was he in open air
Still dodging bullets as swiftly runs
Sponsor: Black-Eyed Susan
Contest: Nailed Or Failed
Theme chosen: Nailed
Click on about this poem...
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Categories:
son of a gun, funny, imagination,
Form:
Limerick
Defamation of Character At Winters End
Tribute to our limerick humorist, Tom Cunningham.
This poem written as response to his poem: WINTER’S END HUMOR
DEFAMATION OF CHARACTERS AT WINTER’S END
This Tom is a son of a gun, “Oh shoot!”
Exclamation blunt as this poet coot
Defames one more fellow,
With ink makes him bellow.
Another slipknot, “Oh shoot!”
2/26/2020...
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Categories:
son of a gun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Son of a Gun I Got Bum Gout
When I let one loose in the elevator
I felt like a fart battling, a mitigator
he said, "you couldn't hold it until later?"
I said, "it just ran away, what a traitor!"
when I got to my desk, I fanned it out
while all the workers changed their rout
I cried " son of a gun I got bum gout!"
and suddenly, they all began to shout.
July 31, 2021...
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Categories:
son of a gun, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Two-Faced Son-Of-A-Gun
Even Honest Abe Lincoln admitted himself that he wasn't all that pretty,
But you'll be hard-pressed to find a president who was more witty!
During debates, Stephen Douglas called him a two-faced son-of-a-gun.
Lincoln replied, "If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
son of a gun, humorous, political,
Form:
Clerihew
Confusing
im a quickthinking hardheaded son of a gun
i sleep in the day and worship the night
carpe dium has nothing on carpe noctum
im the reason you cant sleep
im the one who'll make you weep
im a manic depressant
dont tell me to be happy
im bipolar and overemotional
im unorganised and lazy
i tear up my cloths
i take to long getting ready
i smile when im in pain
and laugh when i want to cry...
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Categories:
son of a gun, angst, confusion, depression, sleep,
Form:
Blank verse
Christmas Is a Wash
Keith! (You ole' son of-a-gun)
That Kenmore sure gets the job done
Still keepin' our drawers mighty clean
Thanks a LOAD for the washing machine!
Keith! (You ole' son-of-a-Dick)
Go find your sister real quick
She'll kiss you right square on the jaw
Merry Christmas! (Your brother-in-law)
***During lean times a few years back...Presented to my bro-in-law at his annual Christmas
party (My father-in law's name was Dick)...
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Categories:
son of a gun, holiday, nostalgia, thank you
Form:
Light Verse
Subtle Trouble
You were an untamed class clown until you bought me a Double-double
You were a thief that stole my desire on fire in my heart of broken apart rubble
You gave me subtle trouble from the beginning of my existence
You went on with your lazy-busy life that slits like a jagged knife and moved forward in rebellious ignorance
Slow down, wild child
Let's mellow down real mild
Let's be a zealous sun,
Not a jealous son of a gun ...
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Categories:
son of a gun, deep,
Form:
Free verse