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Christmas Is a Wash

Keith! (You ole' son of-a-gun) That Kenmore sure gets the job done Still keepin' our drawers mighty clean Thanks a LOAD for the washing machine! Keith! (You ole' son-of-a-Dick) Go find your sister real quick She'll kiss you right square on the jaw Merry Christmas! (Your brother-in-law) ***During lean times a few years back...Presented to my bro-in-law at his annual Christmas party (My father-in law's name was Dick)

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Iolanda Scripca

Date: 11/22/2009 7:28:00 PM

Say "Hi!" to Keith and Dick for me. Ha, ha, ha !!!...and Merry Christmas to all of you! Love, Iolanda

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 11/22/2009 7:40:00 AM

Very cute indeed and wonderful verses with expert words thrown in the mix to enjoy... and I thoroughly did enjoy... such creativity to read on early Sunday morn... luv.. Linda-Marie, P.E.P.S. "Sweetheart"

Marty Owens

Date: 11/21/2009 9:26:00 PM

Very funny...enjoyed...and thanks for the congrats on turkey....Marty

Carrie Richards

Date: 11/21/2009 8:26:00 AM

You make me laugh with your witty poems! and hey..... the best washer I ever had was a Kenmore.....it survived for 30 years and it got a LOAD of drawers mighty clean!! :)

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/21/2009 7:45:00 AM

Hahaa..enjoyed this lovely write ,indeed--Charma

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 11/21/2009 7:24:00 AM

very funny Tim and good write. Good sense of humor. you're helping me get mine back. thanks again.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/21/2009 6:19:00 AM

Oh, Tim, you sure had me laughing with this one! Thanks for the pick-me-up today. I love the way you offer an underhanded thank you to Keith and the title is so appropriate. Certainly not what I expected in the contents, but very, very witty and clever! Much love and thanks for your recent help, Carolyn