Tim Ryerson Poet Light Verse

Christmas Is a Wash

Keith! (You ole' son of-a-gun)
That Kenmore sure gets the job done
Still keepin' our drawers mighty clean
Thanks a LOAD for the washing machine!

Keith! (You ole' son-of-a-Dick)
Go find your sister real quick
She'll kiss you right square on the jaw
Merry Christmas! (Your brother-in-law)

***During lean times a few years back...Presented to my bro-in-law at his annual Christmas 
party (My father-in law's name was Dick)

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Iolanda Scripca November 22, 2009 at 7:28 PM Say "Hi!" to Keith and Dick for me. Ha, ha, ha !!!...and Merry Christmas to all of you! Love, Iolanda

Linda-Marie Sweetheart November 22, 2009 at 7:40 AM Very cute indeed and wonderful verses with expert words thrown in the mix to enjoy... and I thoroughly did enjoy... such creativity to read on early Sunday morn... luv.. Linda-Marie, P.E.P.S. "Sweetheart"

Marty Owens November 21, 2009 at 9:26 PM Very funny...enjoyed...and thanks for the congrats on turkey....Marty

Carrie Richards November 21, 2009 at 8:26 AM You make me laugh with your witty poems! and hey..... the best washer I ever had was a Kenmore.....it survived for 30 years and it got a LOAD of drawers mighty clean!! :)

Charmaine Chircop November 21, 2009 at 7:45 AM Hahaa..enjoyed this lovely write ,indeed--Charma

Robert A. Dufresne November 21, 2009 at 7:24 AM very funny Tim and good write. Good sense of humor. you're helping me get mine back. thanks again.

Carolyn Devonshire November 21, 2009 at 6:19 AM Oh, Tim, you sure had me laughing with this one! Thanks for the pick-me-up today. I love the way you offer an underhanded thank you to Keith and the title is so appropriate. Certainly not what I expected in the contents, but very, very witty and clever! Much love and thanks for your recent help, Carolyn