Short Son In Law Poems

He is a Bachelor in Law,

How comes him a Son -in -law?...

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A lady with an itchy bra
Was fondled by her son-in-law
They came to grips
When he locked lips
At least that's what her husband saw!...

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Mother-in-law was asking her daughter:-
When does my train leave? What are you reckon?
The son-in-law promptly, joyfully  told her:-
Just in two hours, three minutes, five seconds....

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Said mother-in-law: -" When my time to come,
My ashes scatter in this court in a burial rite."
Thinking, the son-in-law answered in fright: -
"But, if  a wind  drive you in house again, dear mum?"...

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Mother-in-law came to visit a daughter.
Son-in-law asked for how long she will stay.
Depending on you - how long I can may.
Son- in- law said " I'm agreed, it's O.K."
But before you leave you want a cup of water?...

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Joshua

Joshua is my hard working son-in-law.
Open about his beliefs and opinions.
Sincerely loves his family.
Helps others very often.
Usually listens and shows understanding
Always stays physically fit. 


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
February 1, 2010

Poetic form: Name...

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“Stevie” 

“Stevie” II is my son-in-law.
Totally committed to his family.
Exceptionally brave award-winning fireman.
Very successfully, “Stevie” II hunts and fishes.
Industriously plans and lives his life.
Endlessly strives toward his goals.


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 31, 2010

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SCARED RABBIT

In the middle of the night rumbling starts.
The speckled bunny stretches, dips - no heart.
             Then out his bummy,
              relieved of tummy’s
upset, barks up deafening catcall fart.

8/17/2020
True Story as told by my son-in-law

This limerick — 10/10/5/5/10 syllables
No regular meter...

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Everyone pray for our son-in-law, Doris' husband. 
They have just taken him to the hospital. 
We don't know what the diagnosis is right now.
He was sick all night with an upset stomach 
His son took him to the clinic north of town this morning. 
He passed out on them, and they said they thought they was seeing blood.
We should know more soon.   ...

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God is the chief justice,his laws solutions

In the law making world of dreams,six people population

Father in law,mother in law,in the absence of children 

Son in law,daughter in law, in the absence of parents

Brother in law,sister in law,the law making relations

One law to other law,no any blood connections

Mother in law vs daughter in law,a long pending action

No court prepared to deliver a decision!...

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I have outlived my life.
My son-in-law opens doors for me,
drags my oxygen tank around
on a metal cart.
I stop at every intersection,
waiting for honks.
I cannot see the lights.

Sometimes,
I go out to dinner,
alone.
“How many tonight, sir?”
“Just one; just me.”
I follow the hostess to a booth,
set for two.
She smiles at me as she removes
one set of silverware,
and I stare
at the empty space
in front of me....

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Firemen

Serve
Bravely
Fighting flames
Risking their lives
Facing dangerous infernos of death.

Families fear as firemen save lives
hellholes raging
destroying
blazing
death.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
    January 17, 2010

Poetic form:  Tetractys

Dedicated to firemen around the world.  But particularly to my son-in-law, Steven Collins, 
who has risked himself and saved others.  I love you for your valor and because of who you 
are.  Love, Mom2....

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GRANDSON-IN-LAW

This wish is filled with lots of fun
For my grandson-in-law Andrew
He will turn 37 in the year of 2021
And will carry a few memories too

He married my granddaughter 
Becoming my grandson-in-law
He is a loving husband and father 
Now he even calls me grandma 

I’m glad to have him in our family 
Sending many blessings his way
For him to be more than happy 
As he enjoys this special birthday 

Love, Grandma Flo...

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Happy birthday to a fine
young man, who has  been
a fine son-in-law and
a great husband to my
daughter.  Amy knew
how to pick them, when
she chose you to be her husband.
You are so lucky to have Brandon
for a son, knowing how you
were brought up, he is in fine
hands with you and Amy as his
parents.  So hoping this day
brings you everything you
wished for and more and to
tell you how proud I am to be
your father-in-law on your very
special day.

written 5-6-11...

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