Short Snooty Poems

Frost is a fashionable folkway
Rather resented by Reason.
Offish, often obtuse
Snippy, snooty, sometimes sour
Terse,  temperamental

written May 12, 2018...

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There once was a gal named Trudy,
who was extremely snooty.
Walking head up, nose in air,
she didn't have a care,
till she tripped and fell on her booty.

9/15/16...

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This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...

For Joann's contest...

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Fake smile and dull face
Coward, brutal, snooty wanna race
No race, just calmness and grace
General science, philosophy and wisdom
No arguments and no fight
Mr hypocrite goodbye and goodnight....

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My Indian Squaw is a beauty.
Keeping me happy is her duty.
   But an Indian giver in every way.
   When I try to get her to play.
She turns up her nose and acts very snooty!


*For PD's Indian giver contest....

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Draggletailed drippy dreary Doris Mable did not fit in
With her uppity, snobby, snooty, pompous pampered kin
The kids said Aunt Doris Mable, you can sit at our table
They had knowledge of a babe, a manger, and a stable...

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She's arrogant, vain, conceited and snooty

not to mention offensive, insulting and disrespectful in her duty!
        
        How she stays on TV
        
        is a mystery to me

of course, it's her highness, Judge Judy!...

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the persnickety, snooty, snotty cat queen put on airs
as if there were not a ridiculous succulent on her head
I watched her climb those red-carpeted prissy throne stairs
and thought she must be low class, common, and pretty lowbred....

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Cane Creek Cutie
Limerick
by: Tom 
2004

Her nickname was the Cane Creek Cutie,
She had it all, a real honey blonde beauty.
She was always draggin,
Her little red waggin,
But at times this cutie could be snooty.
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Grandpa’s Nose

Grandpa’s nose is rather big
it’s shaped just like a horn
It doesn’t bother Grandpa,
he says that’s how he was born

I’m glad it’s not a ‘pick’ a lo
or a snooty flute 
but when people hear him ‘toot’ his nose
they stand up and salute...

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FALL FOOTLES

Summer’s End

LEAF
GRIEF

Windblown Leaves

FAKE
RAKE


Late Show

ONE GOOSE
CABOOSE


Foliage

OVER DIRT
FLANNEL SHIRT


Thanksgiving

TURKEY’S BANE
TRYPTOPHANE


Autumn

SNOOTY
BEAUTY


Autumn Breeze

CHILL
THRILL


John G. Lawless
10/11/2014...

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I have four brothers.
I have three sisters.
I share with them love.

It's not always easy to love.
Especially those "mean" brothers.
or those "Hootie~snooty" sisters

Those beautiful, caring sisters.
Those wonderfully funny brothers.
Each one easy to love.

Brothers, sisters, a family, filled with love....

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~she’s provocative 
     my valentine, selection 
          passion of love pose

~valentine spiffy 
     like a new money she glows
          nature’s natural

~infatuating 
     no snooty rowdy beauty
          nor melancholy

For and in Honor of Linda-Marie 
The Sweetheart of P.S. 
Special Sentimental Senyru...

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Hoity-Toity 
La-Di-Da 
existence desired 
never able to obtain 
the coveted lifestyle
high falutin pompous 
arrogant attempts made
towards obtaining the 
obscure illusive snooty 
characteristics of the 
desired social class 
of the ritzy aristocract 
sitting a top their thrown
looking down upon the lower 
class of society...

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Monstrous
gruesome
hideous
odious
nefarious
ugly 


yet


imperious

            brainy
            grainy
            strainy
            cranny

and

            snooty
            about 
            petty booty


passionate
in dark
quite stark
shameless
deceptive
grave
terrible


she is screw brained and gets in brain.


MPD-Multiple Personality Disorder...

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Going to bed; catch some zzzs
No, not now; don't wake me please!

Dream; to dream; of many things
Knights and wizards; even kings!

Just want to sleep the night away
Don't wake me up I please do pray!

So can function - good old brain
Without sleep I would go insane!

And without it would become quite moody
Don't want to become quite snooty!

So to trust one's good old brain
Just some sleep I need to gain!...

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Zora Zebra does not know how to be subtle does she?
I looked at my cousin, who is snotty notoriously.
What’s going on? I asked this uppity Georgia peach.
Look down there she said, nodding toward the beach.

Zora was coming up for another breath of sea water air.
I noticed right away that there was something added there.
A boob job on a zebra! What? I said to my snooty cousin.
In a week, she said, we will see a dozen....

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TV’s Eight was Enough, so was nine too many?
And that nine from a dime, equals one penny.
We look forward to eighteen, so we can vote.
But at half that age, eighteen’s so far remote.
Some may want to chop down snooty twenty-seven;
Just divide by three, or take two from eleven.
Or better yet, add that same two onto seven.
Ah, Jee’s-Louise, these mumble-jumbling, topsy-turvy lines
All pale to the perfection of pure number nine!...

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truth in true form
withstand storm
minds transform
has their corm
beauty-norm
less deform 
look lukewarm
duties perform 

stands every great celebrity 
spell-bound in their beauty 
their smell is like fruity
aren't they so cutie?
having them is booty 
midst environs sooty
though they look bit snooty
my pen bleeds as though her duty


04 September 2022 
Charlie New-Ku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Charles Messina...

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Jacqueline Q lives in a world she has created.
I listen and nod, for don’t we all?
she surrounds herself with things that she loves.
the reporter turns up her nose in a snooty way
this wise practice should be replicated I think.

has her persona determined her choices
or have her choices elicited her persona?
how would this matter to a confident woman
who knows how to create, revise and recreate herself?
I know which one I will invite to lunch...

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