Short Snooty Poems
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Frost is a fashionable folkway
Rather resented by Reason.
Offish, often obtuse
Snippy, snooty, sometimes sour
Terse, temperamental
written May 12, 2018
There once was a gal named Trudy,
who was extremely snooty.
Walking head up, nose in air,
she didn't have a care,
till she tripped and fell on her booty.
9/15/16
This wedding is hard-labor duty
(All the guests are acting so SNOOTY!)
A whole lotta' bunk!
Guess I'll get drunk
And pinch that thar bridesmaid's stiff booty...
For Joann's contest
Fake smile and dull face
Coward, brutal, snooty wanna race
No race, just calmness and grace
General science, philosophy and wisdom
No arguments and no fight
Mr hypocrite goodbye and goodnight.
My Indian Squaw is a beauty.
Keeping me happy is her duty.
But an Indian giver in every way.
When I try to get her to play.
She turns up her nose and acts very snooty!
*For PD's Indian giver contest.
Draggletailed drippy dreary Doris Mable did not fit in
With her uppity, snobby, snooty, pompous pampered kin
The kids said Aunt Doris Mable, you can sit at our table
They had knowledge of a babe, a manger, and a stable
She's arrogant, vain, conceited and snooty
not to mention offensive, insulting and disrespectful in her duty!
How she stays on TV
is a mystery to me
of course, it's her highness, Judge Judy!
the persnickety, snooty, snotty cat queen put on airs
as if there were not a ridiculous succulent on her head
I watched her climb those red-carpeted prissy throne stairs
and thought she must be low class, common, and pretty lowbred.
Cane Creek Cutie
Limerick
by: Tom
2004
Her nickname was the Cane Creek Cutie,
She had it all, a real honey blonde beauty.
She was always draggin,
Her little red waggin,
But at times this cutie could be snooty.
Grandpa’s Nose
Grandpa’s nose is rather big
it’s shaped just like a horn
It doesn’t bother Grandpa,
he says that’s how he was born
I’m glad it’s not a ‘pick’ a lo
or a snooty flute
but when people hear him ‘toot’ his nose
they stand up and salute
FALL FOOTLES
Summer’s End
LEAF
GRIEF
Windblown Leaves
FAKE
RAKE
Late Show
ONE GOOSE
CABOOSE
Foliage
OVER DIRT
FLANNEL SHIRT
Thanksgiving
TURKEY’S BANE
TRYPTOPHANE
Autumn
SNOOTY
BEAUTY
Autumn Breeze
CHILL
THRILL
John G. Lawless
10/11/2014
I have four brothers.
I have three sisters.
I share with them love.
It's not always easy to love.
Especially those "mean" brothers.
or those "Hootie~snooty" sisters
Those beautiful, caring sisters.
Those wonderfully funny brothers.
Each one easy to love.
Brothers, sisters, a family, filled with love.
~she’s provocative
my valentine, selection
passion of love pose
~valentine spiffy
like a new money she glows
nature’s natural
~infatuating
no snooty rowdy beauty
nor melancholy
For and in Honor of Linda-Marie
The Sweetheart of P.S.
Special Sentimental Senyru
Hoity-Toity
La-Di-Da
existence desired
never able to obtain
the coveted lifestyle
high falutin pompous
arrogant attempts made
towards obtaining the
obscure illusive snooty
characteristics of the
desired social class
of the ritzy aristocract
sitting a top their thrown
looking down upon the lower
class of society
when I get a poetry critique I smile
then I race to the culprit’s page
to see if they have written more than fifty poems
None of them so far has written over twenty-two poems
I think this is curious.
The long-timers keep their snooty opinions to themselves
whereas the newcomers often think they know more
about your poem than you do.
Witty words keep me sane
A giggle eases, life’s pain
When times are trying
Laugh through the rain
Reroute the grooves
Soften the grain
With faces stiff
A snooty drift
Good humor sees
Life is a gift
Minus a grin
Hard work won’t win
May spot the crowd
But won’t fit in
So when you choose
Smile over frown
You’ll lift the blues
A joyful sound
trick-or-treat bear
was afraid he might scare
but Halloween was in the air
and he was given a dare
he decided to try a trick-or-treat
because he loved candy, actually any old sweet
trick-or-treat bear
went to the first house
it was owned by a mouse
who called him a louse
mice do not share
they put on a snooty air
that put a little scare
into trick-or-treat bear
Monstrous
gruesome
hideous
odious
nefarious
ugly
yet
imperious
brainy
grainy
strainy
cranny
and
snooty
about
petty booty
passionate
in dark
quite stark
shameless
deceptive
grave
terrible
she is screw brained and gets in brain.
MPD-Multiple Personality Disorder
An uproar in the velvet boxes
a tiny gray mouse in a tux
popped out from the pocket
of a driver of trucks
‘Scandal’ played on the lips of
the snooty fashionables
How dare that gauche driver appear
in his greasy wash-and-wearables
O, the shame of it all
as the mouse toured the wall
When even a night at the opera
features a mouse drawing catcalls
Going to bed; catch some zzzs
No, not now; don't wake me please!
Dream; to dream; of many things
Knights and wizards; even kings!
Just want to sleep the night away
Don't wake me up I please do pray!
So can function - good old brain
Without sleep I would go insane!
And without it would become quite moody
Don't want to become quite snooty!
So to trust one's good old brain
Just some sleep I need to gain!
Zora Zebra does not know how to be subtle does she?
I looked at my cousin, who is snotty notoriously.
What’s going on? I asked this uppity Georgia peach.
Look down there she said, nodding toward the beach.
Zora was coming up for another breath of sea water air.
I noticed right away that there was something added there.
A boob job on a zebra! What? I said to my snooty cousin.
In a week, she said, we will see a dozen.
TV’s Eight was Enough, so was nine too many?
And that nine from a dime, equals one penny.
We look forward to eighteen, so we can vote.
But at half that age, eighteen’s so far remote.
Some may want to chop down snooty twenty-seven;
Just divide by three, or take two from eleven.
Or better yet, add that same two onto seven.
Ah, Jee’s-Louise, these mumble-jumbling, topsy-turvy lines
All pale to the perfection of pure number nine!
truth in true form
withstand storm
minds transform
has their corm
beauty-norm
less deform
look lukewarm
duties perform
stands every great celebrity
spell-bound in their beauty
their smell is like fruity
aren't they so cutie?
having them is booty
midst environs sooty
though they look bit snooty
my pen bleeds as though her duty
04 September 2022
Charlie New-Ku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Charles Messina
Jacqueline Q lives in a world she has created.
I listen and nod, for don’t we all?
she surrounds herself with things that she loves.
the reporter turns up her nose in a snooty way
this wise practice should be replicated I think.
has her persona determined her choices
or have her choices elicited her persona?
how would this matter to a confident woman
who knows how to create, revise and recreate herself?
I know which one I will invite to lunch
Melodious harmony & rapturous rhapsody
Whimsical lyrical lullaby of days gone by
Guile & style all the while with that smile
Laced with grace whispers of greatness
Average Joe the parody they did bestow
There is no substitute for timeless class
Ebb & flow elan master plan can go slow
Talisman pass after media a*se malady farce
Can’t be sniffy snooty Joe was spectacular
To use Oz iffy vernacular "Rooty you beauty"