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On her nightdress candlelight flickers
While underneath she wears blue knickers
Grandpa recalls Kentucky
The last time he got lucky
Grandma just rolls her eyes and snickers



May 19, 2019
9-9-7-7-9
for Tania Kitchin's Bawdy Limericks Contest

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Date: 6/12/2019 4:05:00 PM
absolutely hilarious Line, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Line Gauthier
Date: 6/12/2019 5:11:00 PM
Thank you so much, Jan. Most appreciated.
Date: 6/12/2019 7:44:00 AM
Hi Line: A very naughty bawdy limerick! Congratulations!
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Line Gauthier
Date: 6/12/2019 8:00:00 AM
LOL thanks for your visit and comment, Ralph.
Date: 6/12/2019 4:41:00 AM
Line, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limerick!
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Date: 6/12/2019 8:00:00 AM
Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Tania.
Date: 6/11/2019 11:26:00 PM
Back with congrats on your win!
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Line Gauthier
Date: 6/12/2019 8:01:00 AM
Thanks, Timothy. Much appreciated.
Date: 5/21/2019 9:47:00 PM
This is really 'professionally bawdy,' Line. Classy, its chassy; very impressive. G.L. in Tania's contest! Warmest wishes, Gershon
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/21/2019 11:02:00 PM
Thanks for your lovely visit and compliment, Gershon.
Date: 5/21/2019 6:35:00 PM
I love this Line, so cleverly written; we are never too old! Kindest thoughts Ann xx
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/21/2019 6:54:00 PM
Thanks, Ann, for your lovely visit and comment.
Date: 5/21/2019 2:23:00 PM
Cute one! Grandma and Grandpa are entitled, at their age!
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/21/2019 6:54:00 PM
LOL Thanks, ML.
Date: 5/20/2019 11:02:00 PM
LOVE IT! A FAV for me. My people are out of KY and the color of the University of Kentucky is bright blue. That grandma! Snow on her roof but fire in her furnace!
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/20/2019 11:17:00 PM
LOL - Thank you so much for the lovely visit and most entertaining comment, Timothy.
Date: 5/20/2019 2:59:00 PM
A clever write, Line! Panagiota
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Date: 5/20/2019 5:03:00 PM
Thanks for your visit and comment, Panagiota.
Date: 5/20/2019 2:58:00 PM
so cute, Line!
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Date: 5/20/2019 5:02:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea. Much appreciated.
Date: 5/20/2019 2:11:00 PM
Garnered more than a smile, conducive submission, best wishes Line, Aloha wk
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/20/2019 5:02:00 PM
Thank you so much, William.
Date: 5/20/2019 4:54:00 AM
Humor sure saves us in the midst of everything, doesn't it?
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/20/2019 8:30:00 AM
Indeed, humor gets us through a lot. Thanks for your much appreciated visit and comment, Andrew.
Date: 5/20/2019 1:59:00 AM
Haha happy memories for Grandpa. Good luck. Tom
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/20/2019 8:31:00 AM
LOL Thanks, Tom.
Date: 5/20/2019 1:34:00 AM
Oh, Grandma, you are so hilarious! Line, thank you for this one!
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/20/2019 8:31:00 AM
Thanks, Caren. Much appreciated.
Date: 5/20/2019 1:03:00 AM
Hello Line ... very good. Certainly gave me a reason to chuckle - Lindsay
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Line Gauthier
Date: 5/20/2019 8:31:00 AM
Thanks, Lindsay.
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