Short Smut Poems

Smut old tom cat
Blind as a bat
incontinent as a baby
Casanova, maybe?

Gentle smooth lover
Naps over and over!...

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The Easter Butt, the Easter Butt
Put Away Your Booze and Smut
Kiss your Spouse and Hug your Mutt
And Motorboat the Easter Butt....

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Bad Habits Had By Trump

In front of line, Trump liked to cut;
Could never keep big mouth shut;
Ate so much;
Toes not touch;
Sure seemed to stir up so much smut.

Jim Horn...

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There once was a fellow named Jack
For poetry he sure had a knack
He'd throw in some smut
Up in arms they'd erupt
But Jack said I don't give a crap

© Jack Ellison 2013...

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Was once an upstanding model citizen
But lately it seems much smut I do send
Where are my morals
Used to act normal
Now corrupted and perverted down to my end

LOL...

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Naughtiness is the name of my game
Writing serious no longer earns me fame
Seems I'm stuck in a rut
Must write about smut
So my BOTTOM line is I can't be to blame

...

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Humor makes everything seem sunny
Though some things can leave our eyes runny
Gonna lighten things up
Tell some off-color smut
Sure gets one's attention especially if smutty...

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Smelly Smut, you casanova cat
Ladies swoon and mew to have your pat
Sleek and lean, really mean
Ladies want to be seen
Walking with the tough tom cat, so phat!

Doris-for the cat poem contest...

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The lims keep flowin', don't know how I do it
Guess I'm cleaning out my system, I'm full of s--t
Filled to the brim
No more can cram in
Thanks for always reading this smut I submit...

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This community of poets is very diverse
From love poems to dark poems to poems about hurt
But through it all
This jester does crawl
Some sillies, some crazies, and smut quite overt>center>...

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This community of poets is very diverse
From love poems to dark poems, to poems about hurt
But through it all
This jester does crawl
Some sillies, some crazies, and smut quite overt...

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This community of poets is very diverse
From love poems, to dark poems, to poems about hurt
But through it all
This jester does crawl
Some sillies, some crazies, and smut quite overt...

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This community of poets is very diverse
From love poems, to dark poems, to poems about hurt
But through it all
This jester does crawl
Some sillies, some crazies, and smut quite overt...

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Was told my humor reminds them of Benny Hill
But a Canadian version, what an enormous thrill
He was known for smut
That's how I'm cut
Creating sexual exploits for the guffaws they instill...

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FOREIGN COFFEE

sluggish pulse
room ahiss
percolating
this fetid heart
foreign coffee
funnel brown muck
muck funnel smut
searching for words
plopping like mud



© Kim van Breda—8 January 2016...

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Hollywood's dirty laundry exposed in the Enquirer
We drool with anticipation at the juiciness we acquire
Why do we revel so
As in smut, we wallow
It sure isn't difficult for our minds to decipher...

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Imagine, a limerick from Jack with no smut
Maybe there's one stuck up his butt
Don't know for sure
D'ya think there's a cure
Like a laxative meant for when limericks get stuck


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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The sweetest thing between lovers is touch
Which means I love you to the point of overmuch
Sending thrills unsurpassed
Of true love that will last
Through trials and tribulations and most of life's smut...

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Naughtiness seems to be the name of the game
Writing serious stuff no longer earns me fame
Seems I'm stuck in a rut
Must write about smut
So my BOTTOM line is, I can't be to blame


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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The sweetest thing between lovers is a touch
Which means I love you to the point of overmuch
Sending thrills unsurpassed
Of true love that will last
Through the trials and tribulations and all of life's smut...

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This community of poets is very diverse
From love poems, to dark poems, to poems about hurt
But through it all
This jester does scrawl
Some sillies, some crazies, and smut quite overt


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Lord….
Thee….
Guide me
Walk my path
Waiting for my bath
Twiddling my thumbs cause I fear me
Yearning for a hut where all those sounds are tapered shut
Please erase such a gut from such controversial rut running from head to toe like smut 

...

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i left these monokus to soak overnight ~ they’ve plumped up pretty tight

were soft and squidgy slightly runny ~ now swollen need heat and honey 

finally ready will they make the cut ~ oatmeal pancakes who needs smut



By
David Kavanagh 
3x17...

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The host charms and beguiles 
Whatever leaves
Goes in orange flames 
And nine-inch smut tags
Can we burn away the one 
Consume the lost, the hollow
Change in time
All the same 
The ashes cleanse
Leaving behind an imperfect duality
A new founding...

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Let's talk about peanuts or more specifically pee nuts
All you elderly folks know where I'm going with this smut
Frantic middle of the night foray
Walking into other people on your way
Cursing, holding their parts, holding back the flood ...

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