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A Smutless Limerick

Imagine, a limerick from Jack with no smut Maybe there's one stuck up his butt Don't know for sure D'ya think there's a cure Like a laxative meant for when limericks get stuck © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 7/22/2015 3:39:00 AM

This one's really funny. I might need a special laxative for writer's block... hm... better look into that! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/22/2015 7:40:00 AM

Silly old duffer eh!!! Life's meant to enjoy and you my sweet Laura sure add to mine! Love, Jack xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/20/2015 9:53:00 PM

Haha oh my goodness, that was way too funny... ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/21/2015 1:32:00 AM

And a little bit naughty! Happy to hear it gave a giggle, dear Casarah! Love, Jack xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/20/2015 12:48:00 PM

whoo boy

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/20/2015 12:59:00 PM

What exactly are you trying to say, Mr. Tim ??? LOL

Jan Allison

Date: 7/20/2015 11:17:00 AM

ha ha ha and there is me who is know to write poop poems - guess I must be very constipated lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 7/20/2015 12:14:00 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/20/2015 12:02:00 PM

Ask your druggist about a Limerlax... I hear it works almost immediately so stay close to your keyboard!!! Love, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 7/20/2015 10:44:00 AM

Oh... Now you're purring along! Or should I say... Jumping by leaps and bounds... That should loosen up those limmericks... But bet the pressure building up to preform is tough, tho. LOL... Just saying... PS. You two are worth waking up for.

Jack Ellison
Date: 7/20/2015 11:57:00 AM

How sweet of you my dear Carol but don't forget you're responsible for John and I getting to know each other!!! Love, Jack xxx