Short Sir Poems
Short Sir Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sir by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sir by length and keyword.
Immigrant Jacob Epstein
became a 'sir' in due time
Sculptured bronze portrait bust
his Coventry St Michael is a 'must'
may i shine
you shoes
kind sir
it will only cost
one chilling more
we surrender the words
to pay our dues
I’ll bring a good book to read
But, sir, there’s free Wi-Fi and coffee
~ Everything a normal person needs
There once was a silly Billy
Who fancied a certain filly
But horsing around
He suddenly found
She sported a bigger willie
am not insane
this is a change
i do have a name
and am not a play thing
call me sir mister
am not toy
DON'T CALL ME BOY
Matt Smith, sir sonic screwdriver
Can ya lend me a fiver
Let's bet and see who wins
Him or Leno in the Battle of the Chins
Okay, I am done
Writing with no heart annoys
"What is love like sir"
"To my surprise" he begins
"It is not soft as clouds"
SIR HUMPHREY DAVY
By James Edward Lee Sr.
Abominated gravy
He lived in the odium,
of having discovered sodium
12/09/17
ghost waiter blimey dondo
went haunting in a condo
rushing a flurry
with pot of curry
hope sir you like potato.
Sir Graham Bell
The telephone was a successful sell
Which lead to the mobile phone
And the internet in your home
© 2000
A widow would frequently cry
And then snuggle up to a guy
She'd lick her lip
Undo his zip
And shriek, "Not another small fry!"
Ben and Jerry each one of both of them is dumper than the other
Ben and Jerry dump and dumper one of them call the other a sir
Sir Philosopher, span your mind
sharing many dreams you own
Sir Dreamer, reveal your dreams
sharing much wisdom you span
Form:
Sir Patrick Henry
Saw America in a quandary
Shook the house by its boots
After ten years of jumping hoops
~*~
Silly Billy had a willie
Rabbi trimmed it extra frilly
It was no great task
For a lass to ask,
"Are you sure that fits a filly?"
In baseball, a player may bunt
In football, a player may punt
But in bedroom sports
A lady cavorts
In a frantic search for a runt
How are the Lilies of the Field
Above without Heat of the Night
A Raisin in the Sun shall brew
To Sir, with Love...A Patch of Blue
When Jesus Christ was, "Sir Come Sized"
His mum said, "That was ill-advised!
In a pinch
One more inch
Can certainly be organised!"
Caesar thunders:
"Please, sir
Seize her!"
The Reply:
"Please sir, Caesar
Do not seize her --
Please, please her!"
Rosemary and Pepper meant
to have time spent
down by the Bay
took a cloven path
met Sir Basil's wrath
and decided to not stay
A vulture boarded
A jumbo jet
Carrying two dead
Marmoset
The stewardess said
"I'm sorry sir,
Only one carrion
Per passenger"
Form:
The tenor Sir Randy Longdong
Knew something was dreadfully wrong
When over his belt
A serpent would pelt
The heroine singing her song
A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a date?
Poet Sir John Harrington
He tried to be a good Samaritan
He invented the water closet loo
To be able to stay indoors to poo
2/24/19
By giving birth you've lost much loveliness,
but thou art lovelier now in fullness.
Edited: From hugeness to fullness accdng to sir A.