Short Sir Poems

Short Sir Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sir by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sir by length and keyword.


Premium Member Clerihew Epstein

Immigrant Jacob Epstein
became a 'sir' in due time
Sculptured bronze portrait bust
his Coventry St Michael is a 'must'
Form: Clerihew


We Surrender the Words

may i shine you shoes kind sir it will only cost one chilling more we surrender the words to pay our dues

Premium Member A Good Book to Read

   I’ll bring a good book to read 
   But, sir, there’s free Wi-Fi and coffee

    ~ Everything a normal person needs
Form: Rhyme

Sir Prize

There once was a silly Billy
Who fancied a certain filly
But horsing around
He suddenly found
She sported a bigger willie
Form: Limerick

Don'T Call Me Boy

am not insane
this is a change
i do have a name
and am not a play thing
call me sir mister
am not toy
DON'T CALL ME BOY


Matt Smith

Matt Smith, sir sonic screwdriver
Can ya lend me a fiver
Let's bet and see who wins
Him or Leno in the Battle of the Chins
Form: Clerihew

What Is Love Like

Okay, I am done
Writing with no heart annoys
"What is love like sir"
"To my surprise" he begins
"It is not soft as clouds"
Form: Tanka

Premium Member Sir Humphrey Davy

SIR HUMPHREY DAVY
By James Edward Lee Sr.

Abominated gravy
He lived in the odium,
of having discovered sodium

12/09/17
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member halloween diner

ghost waiter blimey dondo

went haunting in a condo

rushing a flurry

with pot of curry

hope sir you like potato.
Form: Limerick

Ring a Bell

Sir Graham Bell
The telephone was a successful sell
Which lead to the mobile phone
And the internet in your home 


© 2000
Form: Clerihew

Sir Prize

A widow would frequently cry
And then snuggle up to a guy
She'd lick her lip
Undo his zip
And shriek, "Not another small fry!"
Form: Limerick

Ben and Jerry

Ben and Jerry each one of both of them is dumper than the other 

Ben and Jerry dump and dumper one of them call the  other a sir
Form: Monoku

Spans of Mind

Sir Philosopher, span your mind

sharing many dreams you own


Sir Dreamer, reveal your dreams

sharing much wisdom you span
Form:

Premium Member Jumping Hoops

Sir Patrick Henry Saw America in a quandary Shook the house by its boots After ten years of jumping hoops ~*~
Form: Clerihew

Sir Cum Sighs

Silly Billy had a willie
Rabbi trimmed it extra frilly
It was no great task
For a lass to ask,
"Are you sure that fits a filly?"
Form: Limerick

Sir Punt Sighs

In baseball, a player may bunt
In football, a player may punt
But in bedroom sports
A lady cavorts
In a frantic search for a runt
Form: Limerick

Sidney Poitier

How are the Lilies of the Field
Above without Heat of the Night
A Raisin in the Sun shall brew
To Sir, with Love...A Patch of Blue
Form: Epitaph

Razor Sharp

When Jesus Christ was, "Sir Come Sized"
His mum said, "That was ill-advised!
In a pinch
One more inch
Can certainly be organised!"
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Please Sir, Caesar

Caesar thunders:
   "Please, sir
    Seize her!"
   
    The Reply:
"Please sir, Caesar
Do not seize her --
Please, please her!"

Well There Goes the Spice Rack

Rosemary and Pepper meant 
to have time spent
 down by the Bay 
 took a cloven path 
met Sir Basil's wrath 
and decided to not stay

Baggage Regulations

A vulture boarded
A jumbo jet
Carrying two dead
Marmoset

The stewardess said 
"I'm sorry sir, 
Only one carrion 
Per passenger"
Form:

It Happens

The tenor Sir Randy Longdong
Knew something was dreadfully wrong
When over his belt
A serpent would pelt
The heroine singing her song
Form: Limerick

A Little Old Lady Named Kate

A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a date?
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Water Closet

Poet Sir John Harrington
He tried to be a good Samaritan
He invented the water closet loo
To be able to stay indoors to poo


2/24/19
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Motherhood

By giving birth you've lost much loveliness,
but thou art lovelier now in fullness.


Edited: From hugeness to fullness accdng to sir A.
© JCB Brul  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Epigram

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