Baggage Regulations

A vulture boarded
A jumbo jet
Carrying two dead
Marmoset

The stewardess said 
"I'm sorry sir, 
Only one carrion 
Per passenger"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Curtis Avatar
April 8, 2010 at 8:29 AM
Thank You
A   Avatar
April 8, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Funny.
Curtis Avatar
April 8, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Thanks Charma
Chircop Avatar
April 8, 2010 at 7:47 AM
haha,very funny,enjoyed reading-Charma
Curtis Avatar
April 8, 2010 at 7:44 AM
Thank you
Devonshire Avatar
April 8, 2010 at 7:38 AM
Very clever, Paul! The new fees Spirit Airlines has added to carry on luggage have me fuming, but you gave me a smile this morning. Love, carolyn
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