Short Sinus Poems

AILMENTS

Brain
Drain

Liver
Quiver

A heart
Restart

Minus
Sinus

A back
Attack

Finger
Dinger

Written May 14, 2022...

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My attic family causes me pains,
their green and dysfunctional once again,
sinus traffic,
eviction status,
hopefully they'll move out by this weekend.










12-8-16...

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Charlie Brown offered his pal Linus
Food that Lucy said was the finest
She said it was Hummus
Charlie you’re the dumbest
Good grief, that stuff came from her sinus


For L&H Limerick contest...

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Problems With His Sinus

Man with a sick mind;
Has problems with his sinus;
A drip they are both.

Side affects of his hair
preservative medicine.
Notice him trying to
sniff problems out
when in debates that 
he hates.

Jim Horn...

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Vibrations in monotone
buzzing out drones;
sparks sinus pain relief,
such energy defeats the headache foe
with quickening blood flows.

A mystical tide running wide
among Yirdaki notes breathy throats
didgeridoo promotes tranquility like,
steamboats chugging out their waves of foam.
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~     buds and spores bursting -



                                      histamines assault en masse ...



                       sinus eruptions.     ~





Written and submitted on March 28, 2019
For the "Spring Explosion Haiku" Poetry Contest
Maureen McGreavy, Judge & Sponsor....

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Can't sleep?  Why not?
   Drink a lot?  Feverish hot?

Indigestion?  Sinus congestion?
   Arthritis pain?  Half insane?
 
Constant wheezing?  Bouts of sneezing?
   Drug abuse?  Device overuse?
 
Relative died?  Stock market slide?
   Spouse cheating?  Overeating?
 
All these are troublemakers, true
   Others sleep ~ Why's insomnia picked you?...

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Listen to poem:

I once went out with a virus
She told me her name was Iris
Gave me a fever
Quite the deceiver
So I left with a bad sinus

Then she came back harder once more
This time she left me on the floor
Now in quarantine
She’s not very clean
Stuck with toilet paper galore





April.18.2020
Limerick Poetry 
Sponsored by Janice Canerdy

Placed 2'nd...Thank You...

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I am as sick as sinus syndrome
At times as lively as V-fib
Accelerated, polymorphic…
Another temporary blip

then Mobitz II attacks.. times slows
it creeps by like prolonged QT
complete heart block would likely follow..
screw that, I’m back to SVT

It never stops, it’s pretty hopeless
I’m  getting sicker day-by-day
No chance for cure, time to go
Time to succumb to PEA...

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Went to the doctor for my sinus infection,
gave me a steroid shot with good intentions,
woke up today with a mustache and beard,
my voice an octave lower which I feared,

Am going to work soon with my new look,
wonder if they'll think I'm an incognito kook,
hopefully they'll accept my new hirsutism and voice,
because frankly I don't think they have much of a choice!!




2-10-17...

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The grandfather told the grandson
                                      "You need to cut down on the four letter words 

for I know that you know some words with more letters."

Grandson gets up and  ask for some sinus medicine saying, "I've got a freak'n headache.".

Grandmother says, "He said freak'n, freak'n, freak'n.". 

Grandfather says well at least he has added a couple of letters.....

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Allergy Poem

Pollen, dog hair, mold and dust.
Make my sinus raise a fuss.

Headaches, itchy eyes, histamine.
Many a season I have seen.

Cough drops, tissues, little red pills;
Drug store prescriptions, druggist fills.

Hot tea, lemon juice, local honey;
I have spent a lot of money.

Allergies can drive you wild.
I've had them since I was a child.

Someday I'll walk through Heavens door.
Then I won't have allergies anymore....

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I've got a summer cold.
It's the worst one yet.
I had pneumonia once for sure,
But worse colds I forget.

My sinus hurts, my throat hurts,
My stomach is upset.
Can't go to work, I sleep all day,
I blow my nose and fret.

My ears are plugged,Can't hear a thing.
I have no appetite.
They say the worst s over now,
And healing is in sight.

Soon I'll be all better,
And I'll be hail and strong.
Just be patient, wait awhile.
I hope I live that long....

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