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My Girlfriend the Virus

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I once went out with a virus She told me her name was Iris Gave me a fever Quite the deceiver So I left with a bad sinus Then she came back harder once more This time she left me on the floor Now in quarantine She’s not very clean Stuck with toilet paper galore April.18.2020 Limerick Poetry Sponsored by Janice Canerdy Placed 2'nd...Thank You

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Date: 5/29/2020 8:41:00 PM
G'day Wingster … thanks for the giggle with your set of limericks - Lindsay
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Date: 5/8/2020 4:51:00 PM
Wings, I guess you weren't dating her for her 'infectious' optimism, haha! Made me laugh, especially the last line. Congrats on your win, my friend ~ John
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Date: 5/8/2020 3:36:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. A funny write. The question is, what is everyone going to do with their mountain of toilet paper galore????? Enjoy you win and weekend........
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Date: 5/8/2020 2:50:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, well deserved-
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Date: 5/8/2020 2:39:00 PM
a very topical poem ^WW^, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/8/2020 1:04:00 PM
Thank you for entering your great poem my contest, and CONGRATULATIONS on your win, WW! Janice
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Date: 4/26/2020 5:47:00 AM
Very funny. Three times lucky with the friend?
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Date: 4/21/2020 2:12:00 AM
This double limerick is hilarious! Well penned!
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Date: 4/19/2020 6:55:00 PM
G'day WW … unfortunately it's a sign of this time with us now. But hoarding toilet paper; never thought I'd see that - thanks WW - Lindsay
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Date: 4/19/2020 2:22:00 AM
Good luck in the contest my friend LOL, some people just don't take a hint or the message! Good one ^WW^ Hugs and blessings, Jennster.
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Date: 4/18/2020 10:18:00 PM
Can't blame her for clinging to you, can you? How many dates you think she normally gets?! LOL. ~ gw
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Date: 4/18/2020 5:10:00 PM
I remember a few like that in high school. lol.
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Date: 4/18/2020 1:42:00 PM
Carnal-19 is when the girls seek to reduce your toilet paper hoard! Well said! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 4/18/2020 12:21:00 PM
Naughty girls need love too! Funny Lims WW, keep well! xomo
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Date: 4/18/2020 9:39:00 AM
The tale of Iris the virus - sounds like a superhero villian! Guess she's stealing all the toilet paper?
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Date: 4/18/2020 9:02:00 AM
Ha ha, love in the time of Covid-19.
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