Winged Warrior Poet Limerick

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My Girlfriend the Virus

I once went out with a virus
She told me her name was Iris
Gave me a fever
Quite the deceiver
So I left with a bad sinus

Then she came back harder once more
This time she left me on the floor
Now in quarantine
She’s not very clean
Stuck with toilet paper galore





April.18.2020
Limerick Poetry 
Sponsored by Janice Canerdy

Placed 2'nd...Thank You

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Lindsay Laurie May 29, 2020 at 8:41 PM G'day Wingster … thanks for the giggle with your set of limericks - Lindsay

John Watt May 8, 2020 at 4:51 PM Wings, I guess you weren't dating her for her 'infectious' optimism, haha! Made me laugh, especially the last line. Congrats on your win, my friend ~ John

Paula Goldsmith May 8, 2020 at 3:36 PM Congratulations on your win. A funny write. The question is, what is everyone going to do with their mountain of toilet paper galore????? Enjoy you win and weekend........

Michelle Faulkner May 8, 2020 at 2:50 PM Congratulations on your win, well deserved-

Jan Allison May 8, 2020 at 2:39 PM a very topical poem ^WW^, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy May 8, 2020 at 1:04 PM Thank you for entering your great poem my contest, and CONGRATULATIONS on your win, WW! Janice

Kai Michael Neumann April 26, 2020 at 5:47 AM Very funny. Three times lucky with the friend?

Caren Krutsinger April 21, 2020 at 2:12 AM This double limerick is hilarious! Well penned!

Lindsay Laurie April 19, 2020 at 6:55 PM G'day WW … unfortunately it's a sign of this time with us now. But hoarding toilet paper; never thought I'd see that - thanks WW - Lindsay

Jennifer Proxenos April 19, 2020 at 2:22 AM Good luck in the contest my friend LOL, some people just don't take a hint or the message! Good one ^WW^ Hugs and blessings, Jennster.

Gershon Wolf April 18, 2020 at 10:18 PM Can't blame her for clinging to you, can you? How many dates you think she normally gets?! LOL. ~ gw

Mark Koplin April 18, 2020 at 5:10 PM I remember a few like that in high school. lol.

Rico Leffanta April 18, 2020 at 1:42 PM Carnal-19 is when the girls seek to reduce your toilet paper hoard! Well said! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart April 18, 2020 at 12:21 PM Naughty girls need love too! Funny Lims WW, keep well! xomo

Michelle Faulkner April 18, 2020 at 9:39 AM The tale of Iris the virus - sounds like a superhero villian! Guess she's stealing all the toilet paper?

Richard Lamoureux April 18, 2020 at 9:02 AM Ha ha, love in the time of Covid-19.