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My Girlfriend the Virus

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I once went out with a virus
She told me her name was Iris
Gave me a fever
Quite the deceiver
So I left with a bad sinus

Then she came back harder once more
This time she left me on the floor
Now in quarantine
She’s not very clean
Stuck with toilet paper galore





April.18.2020
Limerick Poetry 
Sponsored by Janice Canerdy

Placed 2'nd...Thank You

Copyright © Winged Warrior | Year Posted 2020

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 5/29/2020 8:41:00 PM G'day Wingster … thanks for the giggle with your set of limericks - Lindsay Login to Reply

John Watt Date: 5/8/2020 4:51:00 PM Wings, I guess you weren't dating her for her 'infectious' optimism, haha! Made me laugh, especially the last line. Congrats on your win, my friend ~ John Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 5/8/2020 3:36:00 PM Congratulations on your win. A funny write. The question is, what is everyone going to do with their mountain of toilet paper galore????? Enjoy you win and weekend........ Login to Reply

Michelle Faulkner Date: 5/8/2020 2:50:00 PM Congratulations on your win, well deserved- Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 5/8/2020 2:39:00 PM a very topical poem ^WW^, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 5/8/2020 1:04:00 PM Thank you for entering your great poem my contest, and CONGRATULATIONS on your win, WW! Janice Login to Reply

Kai Michael Neumann Date: 4/26/2020 5:47:00 AM Very funny. Three times lucky with the friend? Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 4/21/2020 2:12:00 AM This double limerick is hilarious! Well penned! Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 4/19/2020 6:55:00 PM G'day WW … unfortunately it's a sign of this time with us now. But hoarding toilet paper; never thought I'd see that - thanks WW - Lindsay Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 4/19/2020 2:22:00 AM Good luck in the contest my friend LOL, some people just don't take a hint or the message! Good one ^WW^ Hugs and blessings, Jennster. Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 4/18/2020 10:18:00 PM Can't blame her for clinging to you, can you? How many dates you think she normally gets?! LOL. ~ gw Login to Reply

Mark Koplin Date: 4/18/2020 5:10:00 PM I remember a few like that in high school. lol. Login to Reply

Rico Leffanta Date: 4/18/2020 1:42:00 PM Carnal-19 is when the girls seek to reduce your toilet paper hoard! Well said! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 4/18/2020 12:21:00 PM Naughty girls need love too! Funny Lims WW, keep well! xomo Login to Reply

Michelle Faulkner Date: 4/18/2020 9:39:00 AM The tale of Iris the virus - sounds like a superhero villian! Guess she's stealing all the toilet paper? Login to Reply

Richard Lamoureux Date: 4/18/2020 9:02:00 AM Ha ha, love in the time of Covid-19. Login to Reply