Short Sexist Poems

Sexist Who Will Exist and Enlist Horn Haiku

we know a sexist
who forever will exist
would like to enlist...

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At the Airport two plonkers did say
If the Pilots female it's time to pray
Wow, how sexist are we
To say such so free
Hopefully we'll see her reversing display




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Some compare Trump to Der Fuehrer 
But I think that is an error.
With his little pouty faces
And sexist embraces,
It’s far better to say
That Trump is more like Il Duce....

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Women Are Starting To Think

If Trump were to always have his way,
Men would be more sexist everyday;
God mad men with the missing link,
All the women are starting to think.

James Thomas Horn...

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As Usual Again

As usual again write poem could not resist;
America to me still does seems so sexist;
A woman not time;
Would be big crime,
And elect another male they had to insist.

Jim Horn

Horn Political Poem Series....

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Much like this poem,
women have been made
smaller over time:
speak less, don’t ask that,
cover up, unless

you’re with a man,
selling something
or on a screen.
As a mother

though don’t cry,
say that this
is hard work.

Girls' words?
Please just

stop....

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From Trump This Do Demand

To know from Trump this do demand
Why treat Rose like she is second hand
Food tastes bland touching long tongue
And takes advantage of heroes unsung
For sexist things computer have scanned.

Amazing what you find out about Trump
in his Trumpapedia.

Jim Horn...

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I've sat up nights
    a-wondering why
  I no longer hear the expression
    'Here's mud in your eye'

  It's not racist, sexist, or homophobic
    not anti-semitic or islamophobic 
  Perhaps this is it: It's just so awfully deplorable
    It makes Hillary Clinton seem sweet and adorable...

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Mrs. B. always allowed Dan to shout out the answer.
I began to lose patience with this sexist teacher.
I began to shout out the answers too
This was in the fifties when girls are not supposed to be called on
And I was rarely called on.

I have not forgotten
And still despise that teacher
Who caused me daily rage
due to her blatant favoritism
she was a misogynist pig...

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Are butterfly wing movements in Brazil the nexus
That creates our terrible tornados in Texas?
Though we may not understand the how and the why,
We should remember our words can make children cry.
Before broadcasting our gossip far across fences,
Shouldn’t we first consider its consequences?
A man may not know a woman’s complexus
Until casual banter with her bodes sexist.
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firefly lightning
 bug behinds his  abdomen
 wings fly whistling

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at in the dark sparks
special parts attract sexist
 to glow at pre-night

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lit, light up like a,
 flashing billboard on and off
fly with abdomen 

~

emitting light flashing
turning on off during flight
glowing in flight

7/2/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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Myopic Microscopic

Microscopic myopic;
Melanoma Glaucoma;
Abnormalities.

Part of my wishes;
Song group became suspicious;
Serendipity.

Whippy da do die;
There must be another way,
My guitar to try. 

Society boon
So started playing the tune;
Ended up on moon. 

Moon is a sexist;
Man who you cannot resist;
Should add to Trump's list.

Ho ho Jim Horn






Jim Horn...

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Failed to include me
Armed and dangerous 
Mental abuse
Intense shame 
Loss
Yearly anxiety and anguish

On alert always
Fiends not friends 

Never enough
Always on guard
Remarks that hurt
Can never please
Angry people
Severed ties
Slanted views 
Insuperable
Sexist
Traumatic memories 

Braggart
Reprehensible 
Overly controlling
Threatening
Hedonistic
Egotistical 
Ruined family...

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Mr. Emmanuel Cleaver has an old Testament name
It means 'God is with us;' of that he's not ashamed

   But 'Amen' is sexist, or so he's decided
   On that, Mr. Cleaver is sorely misguided




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'Emmanuel' is a name derived from the Hebrew
words 'El,' God, and 'Imanu,' with us.

'Amen' is a Hebrew word meaning 'belief.'  It has 
nothing to do with men or women whatsoever....

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'Pantry Porn' writes Professor Denton
    is a crusade that she's been sent on
  to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
    that she's an ignorant, stupid lout 

  She claims that tidy pantries and manicured lawns
    are 'racist and sexist structures' upper-crust society is based on
  Well, Ms. Denton, if you'd ever lived in a lower-class neighborhood
    you'd know instinctively what utter bull-roar your claims rest upon...

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sensitivity is killing humour, 
actually that's wrong, 
humour is linked to intelligence, 
so if they fail to sea the funny sense 
their probably dense, 
which is easily confused with taking a fence.... 
see what i did there intents 
fantastic suspence holds up tents
spastic pens roll ink-tensive ends

the lack of sense is the sense
it's a matter of intelligence
sexist is intelli-gent
or is it In-tena-lady 
Trans-elligence 
humour not evident...

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a sexist scandal 
a single feeling
of sobering sickliness 
a shriek 
a stranger springs onto me
skin slides across skin 
scraping and scratching 
struggling and screaming 
nobody comes to save me 

a shard of slippery glass
snatched in a split decision 
a slash
scarlet splatter spews along the silent street 
the struggle subsides 
moral costs of survival 
have never seemed so selfish 

29/01/2021
COMMENTS, CRITICISM and FEEDBACK APPRECIATED...

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A Sexist Crime

We would call all of this a sexist crime;
A woman for President is not the time;
Republicans decided,
And females derided;
Were immature and not met their prime.

They could be called incorrigibles who voted
Trump into power. They may constitute a
vote but who really wants them? They are
only needed so you can be voted into office.
After that, they are just victims of circumstances.
Some Trump weird cheering crowd they seem to 
be.

Jim Horn...

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The Sexist Airline Passenger

By Elton Camp

The passengers boarded for the flight
To one man it didn’t seem quite right

In the pilot’s seat a woman sat
“Hey I don’t know about that!”

“Onboard I will not remain
If a woman flies this plane.”

With utter scorn, another man said
“Get such stuff out of your head”

“Ideas like that are so out of date.
To hear such talk, I sure do hate!”

“She can keep this plane on track.
It’s not like she’ll need to back!”...

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