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Fox News reported earlier today that Ms. Jenna Denton, an Assistant Professor of Marketing at Loyola University of Chicago, researched an uptick in organized pantries of the kind shown on Tik-Tok, concluding that it is rooted in 'a history of classist, racist and sexist social structures.' (LOL: You can't make this stuff up!)

'Pantry ****' writes Professor Denton is a crusade that she's been sent on to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's an ignorant, stupid lout She claims that tidy pantries and manicured lawns are 'racist and sexist structures' upper-crust society is based on Well, Ms. Denton, if you'd ever lived in a lower-class neighborhood you'd know instinctively what utter bull-roar your claims rest upon

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Yann Rolland

Date: 3/18/2023 9:38:00 PM

this is a crazy world, indeed, be free, thougtful penning yann

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/17/2023 5:01:00 PM

Really sad! They need to stop this nonsense…

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/18/2023 8:53:00 PM

Correctimundo!!

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 3/17/2023 11:09:00 AM

What a world we live in! Lol :-D

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/18/2023 8:47:00 PM

Isn't our world 'a wonder?!' ~ Just a-wonderin,' Gershon

John Lawless

Date: 3/17/2023 5:56:00 AM

HEY!! We grew up in a cold water flat in an "Irish Catholic Ghetto" within walking distance of the Beacon Hill Elite. and like Old Mother Hubbard....well sometimes the cupboards were very lean....

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/18/2023 8:50:00 PM

I grew up lean and mean myself, John. ~ Fat and Sassy

Elizabeth Mccann

Date: 3/16/2023 8:51:00 PM

Hi Gershon! In my younger days on the fringes of Appalachia, nobody had much money. Social class was BASED on having the cleanest house, whitest sheets, and a Sunday hat! Elizabeth

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/18/2023 8:53:00 PM

Righto! I guess today the sloppiest, most slovenly home wins the prize for 'Undermining Western Civilization,' or something like that. 'Nuff said already...

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 3/16/2023 5:56:00 PM

Who would employ such a person? This Assistant Professor needs some Professional Assistance, Pronto!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/16/2023 6:24:00 PM

'Such a person' is virtually guaranteed a job in today's insane asylums, I mean 'institutions of higher learning.' Smiles, gershon

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 3/16/2023 12:24:00 PM

Well penned Gershon, blessings Jennifer.

Panagiota Romios

Date: 3/16/2023 11:59:00 AM

Many writers are full of you know what. Writers of all types are far from perfect. They live in clouds. Hunger hits everyone, high prices, etc. My daughter asks! DO YOU BELIEVE ALL YOU HEAR, MOM? I know pieople in the hood far from starving..,,and pay 254 dollars to have a vet come to their house! Go figure. Pangie xo

Panagiota Romios
Date: 3/16/2023 6:46:00 PM

Deep insight into yourself. I don’t see you that way at all. And no, I am not joking Pangie- San

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/16/2023 6:29:00 PM

I'm so full of the stuff, I take a shovel with me wherever I go now... ~ Hitting Paydirt