Short Senile Poems
Short Senile Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Senile by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Senile by length and keyword.
Senility for sympathy begs,
but for me, being senile has legs,
for when Easter time,
I find it sublime -
I can hide my own Easter eggs.
Categories:
senile, humor,
Form:
Limerick
How old age and senile relate
Depends on cycling the flood gate
Forget zipper down?
Always leave it uptown?
Each a unique cognitive state
Categories:
senile, psychological,
Form:
Limerick
He visits for a while, out of the blue;
senile too, with no smile,
which had always been his style.
Straight up gin helps reconcile!
Categories:
senile, cheer up, stress,
Form:
Englyn
Sensationally senile sedentary solid senators
solemnly, sincere, seriously self-serving
sanctifying, seconding, seeking senatorial reelection
Categories:
senile, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Alliteration
It's not very nice to gloat
When anybody rocks somebodies boat,
But some people are bad
And I am glad,
When it's Trump's, a senile old goat!
Categories:
senile, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
In senility deep, the whispers flow
A truth concealed, as doubts bestow
From day one’s dawn, the tales unfold
That Joe Biden's mind, a story bold
© daniel miltz
Categories:
senile, political,
Form:
Free verse
There once was an addled old dog
Who thought he was some sort of frog.
He would sit by the pond
And croak out a song
Of his time in some distant bog.
TLH
© 05/15/2012
Categories:
senile, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Sometimes for fun I take walks out in public in my underwear,
because as long as I keep smiling nobody seems to care.
They just assume that I'm senile and not quite right upstairs.
Categories:
senile, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
At the old folks home
Where every one
Is either deaf
Or senile,
I speak my mind quite openly.
W.A CHOLT. Copyright Fergal O Reilly. 2018.
12/10/18
Categories:
senile, humorous, light,
Form:
Tanka
The Party played 'Pin the Tale on the Donkey'
That's how they came up with a senile honkey
Reprinted with permission from
'Ten Greatest Political Poems Ever'
Categories:
senile, animal, giggle, leadership, political,
Form:
Couplet
I’m no doc, but it seems to me
If you’re having trouble with pee
Between hard to piss
And finding you miss
It’s best to be able to see
—————
h/t to Senile Dilemma by Milt Hankins
Categories:
senile, health, silly,
Form:
Limerick
O Lover mine,
Mind of mind,
From times of mine,
Our Autumn days,
Sixty shades,
Of senile grey,
Your balding ways,
A tonsure's fine,
From times of mine,
O Lover mine.......
Categories:
senile, beautiful, boyfriend, for him, friend, love,
Form:
Free verse
The most effective weapon
Against Donald Trump
Is to mock him.
Calling him
The biggest loser
The biggest conman
Of them all.
And senile
Washed old dotard
Way past his sell
By date.
Categories:
senile, political, presidents day,
Form:
Free verse
Senile
conversations
of long lost
olden days
forgotten stories
on repeat
Childhood-
remembered
pictures
without perspective
through a lens
close-up
just out of reach
yesterday's
dreams
Categories:
senile, memory, nostalgia,
Form:
Bio
Loser walking on the road
Look at him and cry
That is enough to die
Jack-knife
Parents old enough to be ancient
Lover of seven seasons
Wishes of love
Crazy old senile man
Hold him tight
Hug him
Jack-knife
Categories:
senile, sadold, old,
Form:
I do not know?
Started Becoming Senile
After thinking about it for a while
Years of age had begun to compile
Often about it lied and prevaricated;
When I was born even post-dated;
Like all old people ended up senile.
Jim Horn
Categories:
senile, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
An old man has trouble taking a pee
Nothing could be worse, it is plain to see
Unless it’s some other,
Like Uncle or Brother,
But, unfortunately, this time it’s me!
Written October 16, 2022
Categories:
senile, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
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senile moon drools
fiddling aria of flushed nights
fireflies mating
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(( for Charles Henderson's " Haiku All The Way" Contest" ))
Categories:
senile, nature, passion
Form:
Haiku
What a pity.
You think me foolish and senile.
I wish you could see.
Like copy's to diskette's
the words I can't remember
and the knowledge I once learned,
are stored inside the mind.
What I forgot,
you will never know.
Categories:
senile, children, forgiveness, life,
Form:
Free verse
foggy
feather fringes flow
from fine fancy foliages ---
flamboyant foxes
soft, silky, shiny
solemn savory serene ---
saintly sacred scene
shrubs stand so senile
does sun hide his face in fear?
parade of phantoms
03 January 2023
Categories:
senile, winter,
Form:
Haiku
“she mused
while fondly touching his chair
his scent lingers”
death
riptides
my love gone
why was he first
love
ills
senile
my promise
sent home to wait
love
Sep 2011 Charles Henderson
for Nettes Lantern contest
Categories:
senile, love,
Form:
Lanterne
A desolate isle, where it hurts to smile
buried betwixt mists both eerie and vile.
Forever hidden amongst dwellers of an uncanny guile,
where those who chance stumble here, lost and senile,
art beckoned by a curious fear of no mortal description or profile.
Categories:
senile, adventure, angst, dark, dream, extended metaphor, grave,
Form:
Rhyme
There once was a travelling sage
Who yet lived to a very old age.
Well becoming quite senile,
With problems (yes penile),
The reader may choose:
1) He kept his packed trunk in a cage.
or
2) He packed his wee trunk in a rage.
Categories:
senile, funny,
Form:
Limerick
S ince I've gotten on in years,
E verything seems to have changed.
N ow when I walk into a room,
I t seems things have been rearranged.
L ittle things just here and there,
E xchanged, somehow made different.
M ost explain it easily,
E xcuse you, senile, Me?
Categories:
senile, age, funny,
Form:
Acrostic
Jubilation!
What wonderful ovation,
granted-
complete isolation.
Vanity's course-
remorse!
Fickle style,
shallow- while,
surrounded by the senile.
Sanity wonder not,
life is begot.
Once more
towards the door-
forever deplore-
This World,
hurled-
Once more-
World mature.
Categories:
senile, growing up,
Form:
Free verse