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Senile Dilemma

An old man has trouble taking a pee Nothing could be worse, it is plain to see Unless it’s some other, Like Uncle or Brother, But, unfortunately, this time it’s me! Written October 16, 2022

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/21/2022 2:04:00 AM

I am dying here Hank. Dying here! Trixie is too!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/21/2022 8:52:00 AM

Glad you enjoyed it, Caren.

John Gondolf

Date: 10/19/2022 10:04:00 AM

This poem left me with a little chuckle, Milt, I can relate. John

L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/21/2022 8:53:00 AM

Thanks, John. Most of us can.

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/18/2022 11:31:00 PM

Sounds like the plumbing needs a bit of maintenance lol. Tom

L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/19/2022 9:11:00 AM

Oh, yeah, I had all of that taken care of some month back. I feared sometime having to go really bad and not being able to. I think I have that issue taken care of.

Michael Tor

Date: 10/18/2022 9:20:00 PM

It happens a lot. Prostate sometimes has to do with it. I have had kidney stones that was a nightmare. I can relate if you ever had them you cannot urinate. It is a horrible feeling Milton I hope you never have that issue. I had a foley catheter for a week inside of me.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/19/2022 9:12:00 AM

The only time I had a kidney stone, I passed it after drinking a six pack of beer. It hurt like heck, but I didn't care. And, it was instant relief. And, BTW, I am not a beer drinker, don't like the taste of the stuff, but after the first couple of bottles, it wasn't bad. I was suffering too much to care.