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Senile Dilemma

An old man has trouble taking a pee
Nothing could be worse, it is plain to see
Unless it’s some other,
Like Uncle or Brother,
But, unfortunately, this time it’s me!

Written October 16, 2022

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Caren Krutsinger

October 21, 2022 at 2:04 AM

I am dying here Hank. Dying here! Trixie is too!

L Milton Hankins

October 21, 2022 at 8:52 AM

Glad you enjoyed it, Caren.

John Gondolf

October 19, 2022 at 10:04 AM

This poem left me with a little chuckle, Milt, I can relate. John

L Milton Hankins

October 21, 2022 at 8:53 AM

Thanks, John. Most of us can.

Tom Cunningham

October 18, 2022 at 11:31 PM

Sounds like the plumbing needs a bit of maintenance lol. Tom

L Milton Hankins

October 19, 2022 at 9:11 AM

Oh, yeah, I had all of that taken care of some month back. I feared sometime having to go really bad and not being able to. I think I have that issue taken care of.

Michael Tor

October 18, 2022 at 9:20 PM

It happens a lot. Prostate sometimes has to do with it. I have had kidney stones that was a nightmare. I can relate if you ever had them you cannot urinate. It is a horrible feeling Milton I hope you never have that issue. I had a foley catheter for a week inside of me.

L Milton Hankins

October 19, 2022 at 9:12 AM

The only time I had a kidney stone, I passed it after drinking a six pack of beer. It hurt like heck, but I didn't care. And, it was instant relief. And, BTW, I am not a beer drinker, don't like the taste of the stuff, but after the first couple of bottles, it wasn't bad. I was suffering too much to care.