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Urinalysis

How old age and senile relate Depends on cycling the flood gate Forget zipper down? Always leave it uptown? Each a unique cognitive state

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Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/21/2018 12:28:00 AM

We live our cycle of life and then we go, so all four seasons of our life, we must enjoy to the fullest, as seasons seem to come and go so fast, I love life and have had my fair share of illnesses but when He is ready he will call us. Best wishes, Jennifer.

Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/21/2018 7:13:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer, you are absolutely right, Enjoy every day, since we never know when the party will end. Your poetry is unique, and I am glad you are here!!

Laura Hay

Date: 8/26/2016 5:21:00 AM

I like your style Duke, you certainly do make me laugh!! warm regards, Laura.

Constance La France

Date: 3/6/2016 6:53:00 PM

Duke, this is F U N N Y and I am loving it 7 ~

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/19/2016 3:44:00 PM

It is the greatest pleasure for me to see that you can smile and laugh. You are a saint on this earth.

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 3/6/2016 5:54:00 PM

Love that clever last line. Another goood one ^^ Always, Laura

Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/6/2016 6:15:00 PM

CAIO!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/3/2016 8:32:00 PM

Cool pee pee limerick! heehee

Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/8/2016 6:53:00 AM

Yes, and what happens to us when we get up in years. I hope to be in the old age state as long as possible, but I find I am more forgetful these days.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/20/2016 12:15:00 PM

unique indeed Duke, thank you for the read -*Luv Linda*

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/28/2016 9:09:00 AM

Ah, your visit means a lot to me, and you are very welcome. I just read a few of your poems, and you are writing about matters of passion and hurt. You are a healer. There should be more like you in this world! If there were, how lucky we would all be.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/18/2016 5:58:00 PM

Life is a circle Duke and we return to the state of birth which then includes the lines of your limerick - thanks for the grin - Lindsay

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/28/2016 7:49:00 AM

It's not all cake and a party getting there, but mostly a great ride. At least I can be happy each time I make it to the bathroom successfully!

Kp Nunez

Date: 1/18/2016 4:52:00 AM

:-)So we're back to the topic? It Depends?Hi Duke! :-) This gave me a chuckle!

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/18/2016 5:01:00 PM

I just can't seem to get away from this. I don't know why I think about this stuff so often to the exclusion of almost everything else! It must have something to do with the crazy life. Thank-you for being here--you have no idea the good it does for me to read what you have to say. Simply marvelous!

Viv Wigley

Date: 1/5/2016 7:30:00 AM

Just go with the flow, Duke. Regards, Viv

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/17/2016 12:28:00 PM

Funny. I just hope I can keep it under control!! Your poetry is such a pleasure in my life. May I thank you again for it? You have such a gentle and preceptive perspective.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 1/4/2016 1:52:00 PM

lol, this made overactivated my bladder, duke.. a fun work.. huggs

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/17/2016 12:06:00 PM

Well, as long as you are aware of it then you are in good shape! This was based on another joke heard. What's the difference between old age and senility? In any case, may you have millions of laughs and much peace in this marvelous thing we call life.

Dalia Shahein

Date: 1/4/2016 11:16:00 AM

Beautiful words my friend ,lovely and wise....hugs / / :) dalia

Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/17/2016 11:31:00 AM

Dalia, I just read some of your recent works this morning. You are indeed a sweet poet. I am so very sorry about your friend, and I am in awe of how you have expressed your feelings.