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Winter Woody

There was an old man in the nude,
His wife was a bit of a prude,
As winter got chilly,
He played with his willy,
And asked if she’d rather be screwed.


For Andrea’s contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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O'Leary Avatar
July 12, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Very, very funny! Terry
Collins Avatar
June 17, 2012 at 9:30 AM
Congrats you silly goose.
Grisetti Avatar
June 11, 2012 at 7:32 AM
never hurts to ask. Congratulations on your win.
Poet Avatar
June 10, 2012 at 7:25 AM
Good one Jack!Congrats on your win!!
Harrington Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 12:27 PM
Jack, Love this limerick!! Funny stuff....Congrats....Tanya
Taylor Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 11:44 AM
Congrats, Jack. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph
Brown Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 7:10 AM
Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Jack. Love, Carol
Williams Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 7:03 AM
Jack congrats on your win..David
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 5:28 AM
Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
Dietrich Avatar
June 9, 2012 at 12:38 AM
Nothing subtle about this one, Jack! But I loved the rhyme, meter and content. Just how a limerick is done! Congratulations.
Sweetheart Avatar
June 7, 2012 at 8:04 AM
always fun with words are u Jack my friend.. the visual is awesome.. dialogue terrific... good way to start the beach day with a smile luv.. how are u feeling now?? we are all fantastic..
Andresen Avatar
June 7, 2012 at 3:46 AM
Funny one Jack.....like it a lot. - Have a lovely day. - oxox Anne-Lise
Kendrick Avatar
June 4, 2012 at 12:15 PM
That is a interesting one..I hope that he is very careful with the chopper..Thanks for stopping by..Your presence at my work was uplifting..Sara
O'Leary Avatar
June 4, 2012 at 11:50 AM
Very funny... when I read this, I wonder how you pronounce your last name... ;-)) Terry
Britt Avatar
June 4, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Oh yea I like this lol nice title <3
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