Short Rudely Poems
Short Rudely Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rudely by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rudely by length and keyword.
Ordering a 'Mustard-and-Catsup'
I was ever-so-rudely refused
Not a happy camper at all ~
'Dog-on-it,' I mused
Categories:
rudely, food, humorous, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
A guard overseeing the king’s jail
Mocked the inmates without fail.
He spoke to them rudely
And treated them crudely.
Now the king has his head in a pail.
Categories:
rudely, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Grief
Oh my sore broken and empty heart
has been rudely and coldly laid bare,
yet I know that grief is not the loss of love;
grief is proof that love still abides there.
Categories:
rudely, grief,
Form:
Verse
If I can’t fall asleep tonight ill puke
Because I invited sleep yesterday
And she so rudely did not show
Ill invite her again
Without her its pain
She says she’ll come but when?
Categories:
rudely, angst
Form:
I do not know?
wind whistles its cutting breath
rudely intrudes through roof eaves
trees trembling at its gruff voice
scent of fallen leaves lost in fear
11/12/2019
Categories:
rudely, nature, weather,
Form:
Free verse
Is this somebody's idea of a really big joke
An official looking letter said I'm a lucky bloke
Said I just won
Ten million big ones
Just then my alarm went off and I rudely awoke
Categories:
rudely, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Call 1-800-LIMERICKS for a daily giggle by yours truly
Will attempt to get our local radio stations to provide a spot loony
A limerick a day
Keeps the blues away
Am I destined to be star or awoken rudely
Categories:
rudely, image,
Form:
Limerick
Is this somebody's idea of a really big joke
An official looking letter saying I'm a lucky bloke
Said I just won
Ten million big ones
Just then my alarm went off and I rudely awoke
© Jack Ellison 2016
Categories:
rudely, fun,
Form:
Limerick
The cloud-enshrined sun
The waves leaching away the sand
A whole world undone
Rose rayonnante de perle
Soleil soudé aux nuages
Un sourire de mère
Mussed baby petals
A rose-stem cut ere the thorn
A life rudely shorn
Categories:
rudely, child, death, heartbreak, life, loss, mother, rose,
Form:
Rhyme
The end of September and they got snow in Calgary
Hang on, thought Calgary was Utopia starting with a “C”
All you easterners
Or should I say, nerds
Those who thought it was utopia were rudely mistaken, SEE!
Categories:
rudely, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
First grade class trip, a slow cruise down the Nile
So rudely derailed by three crocodiles
They flashed kids their grins
They wanted to sin!
Newly evolved ~ erectile reptiles!
Categories:
rudely, adventure, children, river, rude, school, sin,
Form:
Limerick
My wife rudely says that at housework I suck
and yelled “it’s your turn, here’s the broom”. Just my luck!
But babe, sweepin and dustin
cramps my drinkin and lustin
but she warned “no dustin, no lustin!”…WTF!
Written: March 2014
Categories:
rudely, fun, humorous, marriage,
Form:
Limerick
Invader of flesh, bone, and blood
Rudely invites itself in
To wreak harrowing havoc.
No ringing of doorbell;
Not so much as a knock -
Cancer
Date written: 11/17/2022
Categories:
rudely, cancer, dark, horror,
Form:
Verse
Glass Heart
The sharp pain
of shattering glass
jolted him into reality.
She rudely pranced
over the brittle shards
she had just created.
"Please be careful,"
he whispered,
"That is my heart you are breaking."
Then she was gone,
leaving him alone,
to pick up the pieces.
Categories:
rudely, betrayal, heartbroken,
Form:
Free verse
Mouthy, offensive
Talking rudely out of turn
Learning deficits
Classroom victims-child
Awaiting salvation, and
Great education!
I wrote this for my son, who goes to school and got punished because of the groups wrongly
talking too much, he felt it wasn't fair. I have been there too.
Categories:
rudely, childhood
Form:
Haiku
ignoring others
posting too often each day
the unread poet
**By the way, unless you are posting like ten or more in one day and doing it consistently, this poem is not about you, guys. this is directed at just a very few poets who rudely occupy the space of the Poems -New list here at Soup
Categories:
rudely, poets,
Form:
Senryu
The cute cheeky boy
Has a hot magnetic smile
Yet he answers back rudely
Cute as an apple
His face displays innocence
His talks, childish and honest
Make me feel at ease
He insists for attention
And makes me see Paradise
With brown squirrel eyes
As sharp as the razor's blade
He gives us reasons to live
Categories:
rudely, childhood, happiness, me, boy, , cute,
Form:
Tanka
Farting is a cool poised own vis
Has safe six-fold gains of wellness
It may seems cannot -at all- be a vista
Yet, sure it does good to your viscera
It is fine to say to it "be a vis"!
It is all natural healthful process
No need for any sort of prowess
Laughing because of a sudden fart,
Rudely that is seems its only fine art
Categories:
rudely, allegory, analogy, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
THE PLANT CUT,I DON'T KNOW
Oh! how I worry about them
I don't know whose name
The plants red and yellow
Whose pain I hardly swallow.
What means of that Britishian
But geninuely I like as vegetation,
I'm hurt they were ut rudely
Only for this that are toxicly
With long horn,but I swear
One day the all cut,cause faults bear.
Categories:
rudely, nature,
Form:
Lyric
. for public domain
Tragic tears bare sour salt.
So saline the flavor,
although no one's at fault.
Uncomfortably warm
as they roll down the cheek.
Heat from an inner storm?
They always seem to stream
from the lips to the tongue,
rudely end a dream.
Our souls need to be rinsed,
cleanse too pleasant a sleep;
cruelty of life, evinced.
Categories:
rudely, sleep, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
Because she likes mystery and wants to imagine her own story before the world
rudely interrupts
And as the cookie crumbles the world rumbles its forceful future among her frail dreams
So she leaves everything as is so her dreams are able to live
The mind is only as strong as the cracks from time
p.s. so crack the cookie to see your fortune…
Categories:
rudely, beautiful, mystery, poems, poetry, word play,
Form:
Free verse
"Do not think ill of karma, child"
_she said
I am a child with roaming spirits
I lack satisfaction when tales be told
I once encountered death with stitches
and realized life had its own mischief
Did mum tell lies?
When she spat to my ears
_everything good will come?
For the grieve and pain nature births
has rudely, opposed mama's belief
Categories:
rudely, anxiety, discrimination, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
A roller-skating mouse
Rudely came rolling in my house,
He stuck his tongue out
As he went racing by,
He was taking all my cheese
As easy as you please,
It just made me want to cry.
So I went to a pet store
And paid just a little more
To buy a roller-skating cat,
When I took him to my house
He caught that rolling mouse,
Now I can eat my cheesy snack.
Categories:
rudely, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Don't be a static'
towards my plastic
friends.
Who dare put up a
front, I'm looking
forward as they walk
behind.
Really terrorized of
what might appear;
among faces that don't
appeal to me.
It became A criticized place;
I once fantasized about, but
reality of the real world hit
like a time bomb.
As I was rudely
awakened by just
being one of the
regular guy's!
Categories:
rudely, philosophy, social, visionary,
Form:
Acrostic
. for public domain
A child's favorite balloon
taken rudely by the wind,
up and far over the hills,
never to be seen again.
Or brightly colored kites,
tethered to our tiny hands,
strings torn unforgivingly,
soar then to forgotten lands.
Nature's lessons, hard and cruel,
chasten children in its school,
teach their grasp on happiness
is fleeting. Such is Life's long rule.
Categories:
rudely, happiness, life, loss,
Form:
Free verse