Short Rudely Poems

Short Rudely Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rudely by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rudely by length and keyword.


Premium Member At the Concession Stand

Ordering a 'Mustard-and-Catsup'
  I was ever-so-rudely refused

  Not a happy camper at all ~
      'Dog-on-it,' I mused
Form: Rhyme


Beyond the Pale

A guard overseeing the king’s jail
Mocked the inmates without fail.
He spoke to them rudely
And treated them crudely.
Now the king has his head in a pail.
Form: Limerick

Grief

Grief

Oh my sore broken and empty heart 
has been rudely and coldly laid bare,
yet I know that grief is not the loss of love;
grief is proof that love still abides there.
Form: Verse

She Should Come

If I can’t fall asleep tonight ill puke
Because I invited sleep yesterday
And she so rudely did not show
Ill invite her again
Without her its pain
She says she’ll come but when?
© Shay Funk  Create an image from this poem.
Form:

Premium Member Scented Leaves

wind whistles its cutting breath rudely intrudes through roof eaves trees trembling at its gruff voice scent of fallen leaves lost in fear 11/12/2019
© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.


Premium Member Ten Million Big Ones

Is this somebody's idea of a really big joke An official looking letter said I'm a lucky bloke Said I just won Ten million big ones Just then my alarm went off and I rudely awoke
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Call 1-800-Limericks

Call 1-800-LIMERICKS for a daily giggle by yours truly Will attempt to get our local radio stations to provide a spot loony A limerick a day Keeps the blues away Am I destined to be star or awoken rudely
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Million Big Ones

Is this somebody's idea of a really big joke An official looking letter saying I'm a lucky bloke Said I just won Ten million big ones Just then my alarm went off and I rudely awoke © Jack Ellison 2016
fun
Form: Limerick

Leached Sand

The cloud-enshrined sun
The waves leaching away the sand
A whole world undone

Rose rayonnante de perle
Soleil soudé aux nuages
Un sourire de mère

Mussed baby petals
A rose-stem cut ere the thorn
A life rudely shorn
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Snow In Calgary

The end of September and they got snow in Calgary Hang on, thought Calgary was Utopia starting with a “C” All you easterners Or should I say, nerds Those who thought it was utopia were rudely mistaken, SEE!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Removed from Omar's Bucket List

       First grade class trip, a slow cruise down the Nile
       So rudely derailed by three crocodiles

          They flashed kids their grins
          They wanted to sin!

       Newly evolved ~ erectile reptiles!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Just My Luck

My wife rudely says that at housework I suck
and yelled “it’s your turn, here’s the broom”. Just my luck!
  But babe, sweepin and dustin
  cramps my drinkin and lustin
but she warned “no dustin, no lustin!”…WTF!


               Written: March 2014
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Unwelcome Guest

Invader of flesh, bone, and blood
                  Rudely invites itself in
To wreak harrowing havoc.
                  No ringing of doorbell;
Not so much as a knock -
                 Cancer


Date written: 11/17/2022
Form: Verse

Glass Heart

Glass Heart 

The sharp pain
of shattering glass
jolted him into reality.

She rudely pranced 
over the brittle shards
she had just created.

"Please be careful,"
he whispered,
"That is my heart you are breaking."

Then she was gone,
leaving him alone,
to pick up the pieces.

Offensive Talker

Mouthy, offensive
Talking rudely out of turn
Learning deficits

Classroom victims-child
Awaiting salvation, and
Great education!


I wrote this for my son, who goes to school and got punished because of the groups wrongly 
talking too much, he felt it wasn't fair. I have been there too.
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Senryu

ignoring others

posting too often each day  

the unread poet


**By the way, unless you are posting like ten or more in one day and doing it consistently, this poem is not about you, guys. this is directed at just a very few poets who rudely occupy the space of the Poems -New list here at Soup
Form: Senryu

Premium Member The Cheeky Boy

The cute cheeky boy
Has a  hot magnetic smile
Yet he answers back rudely

Cute as an apple
His face displays innocence
His talks, childish and honest

Make me feel at ease
He insists for attention
And makes me see Paradise

With brown squirrel eyes
As sharp as the razor's blade
He gives us reasons to live
Form: Tanka

Farting

Farting is a cool poised own vis 
Has safe six-fold gains of wellness  
It may seems cannot -at all- be a vista
Yet, sure it does good to your viscera
It is fine to say to it "be a vis"!
It is all natural healthful process
No need for any sort of prowess 
Laughing because of a sudden fart,
Rudely that is seems its only fine art

Rude Awakening

. for public domain

Tragic tears bare sour salt.
So saline the flavor,
although no one's at fault.

Uncomfortably warm
as they roll down the cheek.
Heat from an inner storm?

They always seem to stream
from the lips to the tongue,
rudely end a dream.

Our souls need to be rinsed,
cleanse too pleasant a sleep;
cruelty of life, evinced.
Form: Rhyme

Unopened Fortune Cookie

Because she likes mystery and wants to imagine her own story before the world 
rudely interrupts

And as the cookie crumbles the world rumbles its forceful future among her frail dreams

So she leaves everything as is so her dreams are able to live

The mind is only as strong as the cracks from time

p.s. so crack the cookie to see your fortune…

Mother Told a Lie

"Do not think ill of karma, child" 
_she said 


I am a child with roaming spirits 
I lack satisfaction when tales be told 
I once encountered death with stitches 
and realized life had its own mischief 
Did mum tell lies? 
When she spat to my ears 
_everything good will come? 
For the grieve and pain nature births 
has rudely, opposed mama's belief

Roller Skating Mouse

A roller-skating mouse
Rudely came rolling in my house,
He stuck his tongue out
As he went racing by,
He was taking all my cheese
As easy as you please,
It just made me want to cry.
So I went to a pet store
And paid just a little more
To buy a roller-skating cat,
When I took him to my house
He caught that rolling mouse,
Now I can eat my cheesy snack.
Form: Rhyme

Plastic Friends

Don't be a static'
towards my plastic
friends.

Who dare put up a
front, I'm looking
forward as they walk
behind.

Really terrorized of
what might appear;
among faces that don't
appeal to me.

It became A criticized place;
I once fantasized about, but
reality of the real world hit
like a time bomb.

As I was rudely 
awakened by just 
being one of the 
regular guy's!
Form: Acrostic

Paradises Lost

. for public domain

A child's favorite balloon
taken rudely by the wind,
up and far over the hills,
never to be seen again.

Or brightly colored kites,
tethered to our tiny hands,
strings torn unforgivingly,
soar then to forgotten lands.

Nature's lessons, hard and cruel,
chasten children in its school,
teach their grasp on happiness
is fleeting. Such is Life's long rule.

Premium Member Tourmaline Birthstone Cycle

October hushes
a cold snap, baldachin for 
red, brown and gold leaf. 
Indian summer waver, Indian rope trick 
sent to douse earthen world shackle.
Bogus heat pump transience.
Polar air mass scatters migrant bird 
on vibrant amber.
Ocean gust saline coated whisper
 to autumn eardrum host.
Nightscape shadows rudely cut across 
the afternoon event space.

Date posted : 19th October 2021
Form: Imagism

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