Short Rudely Poems

The warm leaves crackle
From being rudely pushed aside 
As Daffodils emerge...

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Accomplices

Fiercely and rudely
Destroyed by water and wind
True accomplices

Wendy Nipas...

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I look down at my life incomplete
Sighing deep within I concede
Satire of a life so rudely condescending...

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roots rudely shaken
trunk into pieces chopped off …
stump still springs forth shoots 

29 January 2022...

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Ordering a 'Mustard-and-Catsup'
  I was ever-so-rudely refused

  Not a happy camper at all ~
      'Dog-on-it,' I mused...

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A guard overseeing the king’s jail
Mocked the inmates without fail.
He spoke to them rudely
And treated them crudely.
Now the king has his head in a pail....

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Grief

Oh my sore broken and empty heart 
has been rudely and coldly laid bare,
yet I know that grief is not the loss of love;
grief is proof that love still abides there....

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If I can’t fall asleep tonight ill puke
Because I invited sleep yesterday
And she so rudely did not show
Ill invite her again
Without her its pain
She says she’ll come but when?...

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wind whistles its cutting breath 

rudely intrudes through  roof eaves
 
trees trembling at its gruff voice

scent of fallen leaves lost in fear


11/12/2019...

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Is this somebody's idea of a really big joke
An official looking letter said I'm a lucky bloke
Said I just won
Ten million big ones
Just then my alarm went off and I rudely awoke...

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Call 1-800-LIMERICKS for a daily giggle by yours truly
Will attempt to get our local radio stations to provide a spot loony
A limerick a day
Keeps the blues away
Am I destined to be star or awoken rudely...

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Is this somebody's idea of a really big joke
An official looking letter saying I'm a lucky bloke
Said I just won
Ten million big ones
Just then my alarm went off and I rudely awoke


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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The cloud-enshrined sun
The waves leaching away the sand
A whole world undone

Rose rayonnante de perle
Soleil soudé aux nuages
Un sourire de mère

Mussed baby petals
A rose-stem cut ere the thorn
A life rudely shorn...

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The end of September and they got snow in Calgary
Hang on, thought Calgary was Utopia starting with a “C”
All you easterners
Or should I say, nerds
Those who thought it was utopia were rudely mistaken, SEE!...

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Invader of flesh, bone, and blood
                  Rudely invites itself in
To wreak harrowing havoc.
                  No ringing of doorbell;
Not so much as a knock -
                 Cancer


Date written: 11/17/2022...

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Glass Heart 

The sharp pain
of shattering glass
jolted him into reality.

She rudely pranced 
over the brittle shards
she had just created.

"Please be careful,"
he whispered,
"That is my heart you are breaking."

Then she was gone,
leaving him alone,
to pick up the pieces....

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Mouthy, offensive
Talking rudely out of turn
Learning deficits

Classroom victims-child
Awaiting salvation, and
Great education!


I wrote this for my son, who goes to school and got punished because of the groups wrongly 
talking too much, he felt it wasn't fair. I have been there too....

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ignoring others

posting too often each day  

the unread poet


**By the way, unless you are posting like ten or more in one day and doing it consistently, this poem is not about you, guys. this is directed at just a very few poets who rudely occupy the space of the Poems -New list here at Soup...

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The cute cheeky boy
Has a  hot magnetic smile
Yet he answers back rudely

Cute as an apple
His face displays innocence
His talks, childish and honest

Make me feel at ease
He insists for attention
And makes me see Paradise

With brown squirrel eyes
As sharp as the razor's blade
He gives us reasons to live...

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Farting is a cool poised own vis 
Has safe six-fold gains of wellness  
It may seems cannot -at all- be a vista
Yet, sure it does good to your viscera
It is fine to say to it "be a vis"!
It is all natural healthful process
No need for any sort of prowess 
Laughing because of a sudden fart,
Rudely that is seems its only fine art...

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. for public domain

Tragic tears bare sour salt.
So saline the flavor,
although no one's at fault.

Uncomfortably warm
as they roll down the cheek.
Heat from an inner storm?

They always seem to stream
from the lips to the tongue,
rudely end a dream.

Our souls need to be rinsed,
cleanse too pleasant a sleep;
cruelty of life, evinced....

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Because she likes mystery and wants to imagine her own story before the world 
rudely interrupts

And as the cookie crumbles the world rumbles its forceful future among her frail dreams

So she leaves everything as is so her dreams are able to live

The mind is only as strong as the cracks from time

p.s. so crack the cookie to see your fortune…...

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May 
spring
fling
her riotous petals
devil-
may-care
into the air,
ignoring the lethal 
nettles
and may
May
cry gleeful-
ly Hooray!
as the abundance 
settles,
till a sudden June 
swoon
leave us out of tune,
torn,
when the last rose is left
inconsolably bereft,
rudely shorn
of every device but its thorn.

Originally published by The Lyric...

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"Do not think ill of karma, child" 
_she said 


I am a child with roaming spirits 
I lack satisfaction when tales be told 
I once encountered death with stitches 
and realized life had its own mischief 
Did mum tell lies? 
When she spat to my ears 
_everything good will come? 
For the grieve and pain nature births 
has rudely, opposed mama's belief...

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A roller-skating mouse
Rudely came rolling in my house,
He stuck his tongue out
As he went racing by,
He was taking all my cheese
As easy as you please,
It just made me want to cry.
So I went to a pet store
And paid just a little more
To buy a roller-skating cat,
When I took him to my house
He caught that rolling mouse,
Now I can eat my cheesy snack....

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