Short Reporter Poems

they come form difference race
and corlor of face
all have the same taste
and love soda
the
NEW REPORTER...

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Joe be nimble
Joe be quick
Joe is a plagiarizer
Who stole his shtick 

Joe be simple
Joe be sick
Joe can’t remember
Which reporter to pick...

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Alan Aldrich was a sports reporter
some declared he was a news distorter.
He denied their gripes
and said by all rights
He was just an athletic supporter....

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The reporter was thrown for a loop,
Her intentions were "Just get the scoop"!
But the scoop was delayed,
Constipation betrayed-
Sadly, stuck in the shoot was the poop!...

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a chihuahua kidnapped in maine
found his way all the way home to spain
asked a reporter of note:
you stowed away on a boat?
He woofed: did you think I hopped a train?

12/29/21...

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Y-ou
R-eally
A-re

K-een
R-eporter
I-n
S-ports
T-elevision
I-mplementing
N-ationwide
E-ffective

D-elivery
A-s
L-isteners
A-re
O-verwhelmed

Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Reporter Is a News Transporter

If I were the one defining a reporter,
They seem to be a news transporter;
When detected,
Highly respected,
Even if they may be taller or shorter.

Jim Horn...

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Fortitude and Vicissitude

What we will need is the fortitude
So we can withstand each vicissitude
In life and be able to survive
Also as well as remain alive
By a reporter will be interviewed.

Jim Horn


http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...

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The song contest.
There has been a song contest in Europe
Russian singers and musicians were banned
Which makes the contesting political?
Needless to say, Ukraine won. 
One notice Israel appeared but not
Palestine, who was mourning a dead reporter
Killed by an Israeli sniper, but we will not hold
 this against the musicians and singers...

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Carolyn Devonshire and Entire

Much time two women had spent;
Problems possessed by immigrant;
Good looking lasses,
In aviator glasses,
And they never had to live in a tent.

Jim Horn

About Homeland Security loser and
Fox News Female Reporter who wore
aviator glasses.

Always interesting writing poems about
current affairs and news....

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N-ews anchor on air
E-xpounds the current events; 
L-et's all watch his program, 
S-hare the informative moments.
O-n the twenty-sixth of August, the justice reporter does speak, 
N-et twenty-five station airs him days of the week.

L-isten to his commentaries, 
U-sing TV or radio anywhere; 
B-rave broadcaster of EBC, 
A-nchor of news
O-n air....

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on Friday
one pm 
reporter
for the 
standard-examiner
at s8
interview me 
puffy puffery  

it is the day before Saturday 

one post meridiem (1 p.m.) demolishment  
set in time


correspondent of journalist 
falls  quickly ephemeral, quick

standard and examiner
frolicking on Sections of eight 

with a simple dialogue 
of puffy puffery

safety unknown...

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I'm your humorous weather reporter
And today's forecast is going 
To be hot and steamy
You'll be able to see steam
Coming from the ground
Later today it's going to
Be rain showers
It's going to train cats and dogs
It's going to be so much rain
Until the bottom is going to fall out
Later that evening it actually
Rain cats and dogs
They were dropping from the sky
Even the ground falls...

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So are you a rabbit then?
I stare at the weird little guy.
What is he?
Salesman? Coffin seller or news reporter?
Who wants to know? I ask.
Putting my pocket watch back into my giant pocket.

You might be the Easter Bunny, he surmises.
This is November, is the fellow daft?
I love strange; I live in the bowels of strange.
But this inquisitive fool is beyond belief.
I hop away, and do not look back....

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Play Better

Gather info. and tame the rules
Get ready, dear with all your tools
To play even better
than any reporter
Remember, tis' not taught in schools.

Limerick- 8-8-6-6-8
Written April 25th, 2015

For contest "Famous Einstein quotes" by John freeman

Inspired by Einstein's quote- 
“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”     Albert Einstein...

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Hey, Ms. Reporter
  May I have a word with you
You seem energized by the chaos today
  Seems that you love what you do

Hey, Mr. Reporter
  May I have a word with you
You interview traumatized protestors
  Seems that you share their views

But tell me, Mr. and Mrs. Reporter
  Why don't you ever interview police
Who've been pelted with rocks and far worse
  ~ Could it be that your 'likes' would decrease...

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White Poodle Sweetie always bets on red.
Never wins but is consistent in her bets.
The whole roulette table is in an uproar.
White Poodle Sweetie is betting on black!
The cry went up. Every dog began barking and squealing.
The entire casino went wild; it was crazy.
Local reporter and photographer ran in, on standby.
White Poodle Sweetie holds them all hostage.
Then she turns and bets on red.
Same as usual....

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Are you sure he is a business cat? He asked me. 
He is kind of stuffed into that ill-fitting suit.
Yes, he is the President of Planet Cat Wee.
And he is the CEO of Kittens Magnolia to boot.

That suit is coral! The speaker said. It seems kind of odd.
I was beginning to dislike this reporter, James B. McDodd.
Have you even spoken to him? I queried this nimwit.
He finally did, and changed his mind, so I was glad of it....

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This is the remnant
Of the place I once called home
It is no longer whole
The spot where we once spread our mat
That has become my brothers' grave
Buried by shrapnel
Let the diplomats continue
You dine and wine at the state house
See;the war is not on television
We are not winning;
Play no politics with our pain
We are nowhere near victory;
for today hundreds died at the market
But you chose to bribe the news reporter instead....

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As a girl in my teen I did stray
to the circus I did run away
I wanted to fly
high in the sky
But, Mother wanted me to dance ballet!

Yes Debbie-Do flew upon a trapeze
in sequined tights with a rod 'tween her knees
her hair in a tail
her cleavage unveiled
I was the toast of the town if you please!

As I preened on the platform up high
and powdered my two hands and my thighs
one fine reporter
said I really aughta
Try out for the circus in Shanghai....

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As security officers loiter around,
Hordes of audience troop into the hall,
The intimidating presence of these men
Shackled many as if they were prisoners,
The cartridge of one of them makes me
trifle anxious with fear,
A wizened reporter couldn’t elicit any response 
from the senator as he makes a mordacious 
comment on the scandal ;
which pissed him off, and the crowd grumbled..



CONTEST:8 words challenge by John Hamilton
4-4-2017...

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Jacqueline Q lives in a world she has created.
I listen and nod, for don’t we all?
she surrounds herself with things that she loves.
the reporter turns up her nose in a snooty way
this wise practice should be replicated I think.

has her persona determined her choices
or have her choices elicited her persona?
how would this matter to a confident woman
who knows how to create, revise and recreate herself?
I know which one I will invite to lunch...

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I jumped on a bullfrog’s back.
He screamed, startled.
I calmed him down.
Then we started talking.

Coffee, lunch, no suppers.
He is my guy now.
But I had to take things slowly
And pretend I was subtle.

Sedate little me, bullfrog’s girl.
Façade in place twenty-four seven,
So I can get his side of the story 
On the Lily Pad murders.

What I wouldn’t do for a story,
I have not discovered yet.
Girl Reporter signing out.
Good night, fans. Shh....

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Armano the Auracano of Rock Star fame
Will never be singing on his stage again

A fan. a critter, or even a possum 
Has taken his life, he will no longer blossom

He was a handsome dude, tall and preened
With shiny red rustic feathers, and did the girls scream

A newspaper reporter asked his manager Dane
It must be hard for you, as you will miss him playing

Yes i will, things will never be the same
But another star will be born, to look after his dames...

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Jesus, Muadduh, Spiderman, an Asgard, New Reporter
are sitting around the table asking how the Rapture would happen
the new reporter asked Jesus first and he said "i would just make them fly into the sky"
Muaddah said "drop bombs then fly"
Spiderman said "dude i'm an atheist"
the Asgard said "i would use a torando and leave the women"
the new reporter then said "britallant idea i would just never report it"
then Jesus turned to the person to the right and said "muaddah thats bullshit!"...

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