Rapture

Jesus, Muadduh, Spiderman, an Asgard, New Reporter are sitting around the table asking how the Rapture would happen the new reporter asked Jesus first and he said "i would just make them fly into the sky" Muaddah said "drop bombs then fly" Spiderman said "dude i'm an atheist" the Asgard said "i would use a torando and leave the women" the new reporter then said "britallant idea i would just never report it" then Jesus turned to the person to the right and said "muaddah thats ********!"