Short Puke Poems

Driving drunk
Blue lights flashing
Puke...

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I feel sick
Lost alone
On this trip
But I don’t want
To puke no
I just want
To pick up 
Quick...

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Would you kill .
Come on why would you.
Take a life
Isn't it full off strife anyway.
Go and puke in your soul....

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sea draws back a breath 
       shore disappears out of view 
            spewing forth its puke 


By
David kavanagh...

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The Sunday School teacher May Crow
Wanted children their God to know
Alas her repast
Created a blast
That caused them to puke domino...

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Sick
Every time I think of you.
I think I want to puke.
Don`t think of you too often.
The thought makes me sick.
Nice impression you've made....

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Some think it just an Irish fluke
The cause of life’s long evil spook
An Irish curse
Guinness made worse
The morning after’s pale green puke

John G. Lawless
3/18/2022...

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If I can’t fall asleep tonight ill puke
Because I invited sleep yesterday
And she so rudely did not show
Ill invite her again
Without her its pain
She says she’ll come but when?...

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She was pretty. Her long hair was yeller.
He was ugly… a balding old feller
He slurred, "ma handle be Luke,"
She gagged and started to puke,
‘till she saw the gold stashed in his cellar!...

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They eat porridge then vomit it up
Dancing when they find carrots
And eat the other’s puke

Till they puke again and again
The sick game they play
For they are elite

And number one
Both gross and lovely
With added sugar...

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Its all you see everywhere,
Pavement hugging,
And beer blankets,
Puke as far as the eye can see,
A sea of puke for a world,
Where the latin name for life,
Is jokus sickus,
Oh and the bubble gum,
Is from the 80's ego bubble....

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Once there was a pitiful young dandy from Dubuque
Who behaved like a complete socially inept kook
Would exhibit his largest asset
In an inappropriate basket
It was enough to make a less endowed person puke!

written May 25, 2021...

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A gentleman known as, "The Fluke"
Is notorious for his puke
He can't hold his beer
But he loves to cheer
So the King just made him a Duke! 


n.b.  Hurry!  Hurry!  Hurry!
The window for the 
New Year Honours List
is closing fast!...

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Phil Martin the limerick man
Who has coughed up a toad at ten
And the toad crimples
With her two dimples
Says" Phil now you may puke my hen".









LIMERICK CONTEST ****** UPDATED***** - Poetry Contest
Sponsor	JAN ALLISON
27 April, 2015...

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She is intent on breaking the yoke

The next time she receives a poke

She hopes she won't puke

But return the poke

 

She is tired and worn

After being trodden on

She needs to lay down

All her baggage and burden

 

 

She desires free!...

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Witches dot the evening sky

Flying on their broom

 

I would like to give it a try

But surely I'd fall in a tomb

 

Collide with bats and flying things

And see all the goblins too

 

Puke up my tasty chicken wings

And shout real loud BOO HOO...

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I want to puke up my
nostalgia
and breathe in
different air.
 
I want to keep down
my small lunches
and take in lungfuls
of your hair.

I want to punch myself in the face
and cry myself to sleep.
I want to puke away my worries
and teach myself to breathe....

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Don't rip your heart open too deep
(All they'll see are the valves and the veins)
Don't puke out your guts in one heap
(All they'll smell is the rotten Chow Mein)

Footnote: I decided to enter this as my worst poem because it really stinks and makes me want to throw up......

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It's black and muggy....

a little bit of black ice 
to burn my tongue

A hint of lemon 
for that sour, exotic flavor

I sip and swallow 
cough and puke..

A glass in one hand, a box of matches in the other
a flame, a warm feeling in my throat

and an unquenchable thirst......

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As time stops
So does my heart.
The beat, the sound
More important love
I lose my breath
The puke in my veins.
My heart and soul
Gone away.

I open my eyes
Start screaming for help
It was all just a dream
I hope.

Look down and
Laying there in my bed
I'm as still as a rock
Cold and dead....

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MOONSHINER'S DITTY - Collaboration

Gonna drink moonshine
Get drunk as a skunk
Then go into town
Beat up on some punk

Get thrown in jail 
'Til I get sobered up
Start drinking again
Then puke it all up

23 July 2018
For Charles Messina's contest

(Make this the last stanza)...

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You shake it off
Puke it up
Try to keep moving to no avail 
We are gone today
Only ashes of our past left 
And not a single future could lessen our
desperation 
These days are filled with the horror of walking 
up
To be a human in orbit 
When all i is a blatant lie
IT all moves so quick...

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Staring...
at its monotonous face,
Waiting...
tick...tick...
Staring,
at anything 
but the
puke brown
hospital gown.
Tick. 
Wish I were there.
Imagine,
and jump!
tick... But it's behind me,
strolling on clouds of green,
in a breathtaking gown,
Hello... my name is Dr...
But I'm beyond them now....

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Our first kiss was a deathless Mayfly.

Ten years onward, we sit
in a Doctor's waiting room
as sniffling strangers.
She smells of baby-puke.

Sometime later,
she tries to sell me a cellphone
in Radio Shack
(still no recognition).

Sadly Radio Shack,
like long forgotten kisses,
is now a dead Mayfly....

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Our first kiss
was a deathless Mayfly.

Ten years onward, we sit
in a Doctor's waiting room
as sniffling strangers.
She smells of baby-puke.

Sometime later,
she tries to sell me a cellphone
in Radio Shack
(still no recognition).

Sadly Radio Shack,
like long forgotten kisses,
it is now a dead Mayfly....

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