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Once there was a pitiful young dandy from Dubuque Who behaved like a complete socially inept kook Would exhibit his largest asset In an inappropriate basket It was enough to make a less endowed person puke! written May 25, 2021

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/25/2021 6:33:00 PM

Now this is what I call a graphic limerick. -- And a dandy one, if I may say. Thanks for the chuckle, Milt! :) gw

L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/25/2021 7:00:00 PM

Thanks, G.W. I thought it might be kicked out, but then I realized it could be a double entendre and mean something entirely different. Only he and I know for sure...and you, of course.

Anselmo Boles

Date: 5/25/2021 3:03:00 PM

So it's like lugging a squirrel in a tight front pouch. Curious eyes might even say, "Ouch"! This one's funny Milton!!...ab

L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/25/2021 7:00:00 PM

Thank you, Anselmo.

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/25/2021 1:01:00 PM

I dare not ask what his largest asset is

L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/25/2021 7:01:00 PM

Whatever you want it to be, Caren. I don't know myself, but it rhymed nicely!

Terry Flood

Date: 5/25/2021 11:26:00 AM

Hmm... I’m beginning to wonder if I’ve ever seen you and Jan in the same place at the same time. Are you actually the same person... or is the bawdy bug multiplying... fast! Witty words Milt. Terry

L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/25/2021 7:01:00 PM

Thanks, Terry. Nope, I can't hold a candle to Jan! She's the best.

Judy Ball

Date: 5/25/2021 9:35:00 AM

OOoohoohoo! Nasty! Well done Milton. God Bless, JB

L Milton Hankins
Date: 5/25/2021 9:41:00 AM

Well, occasionally, I let my hair down, Judy. Thanks for your fine comment on my limerick!