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Once there was a pitiful young dandy from Dubuque
Who behaved like a complete socially inept kook
Would exhibit his largest asset
In an inappropriate basket
It was enough to make a less endowed person puke!

written May 25, 2021

Copyright © L Milton Hankins | Year Posted 2021

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Gershon Wolf Date: 5/25/2021 6:33:00 PM Now this is what I call a graphic limerick. -- And a dandy one, if I may say. Thanks for the chuckle, Milt! :) gw Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 5/25/2021 7:00:00 PM Thanks, G.W. I thought it might be kicked out, but then I realized it could be a double entendre and mean something entirely different. Only he and I know for sure...and you, of course.

Anselmo Boles Date: 5/25/2021 3:03:00 PM So it's like lugging a squirrel in a tight front pouch. Curious eyes might even say, "Ouch"! This one's funny Milton!!...ab Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 5/25/2021 7:00:00 PM Thank you, Anselmo.

Caren Krutsinger Date: 5/25/2021 1:01:00 PM I dare not ask what his largest asset is Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 5/25/2021 7:01:00 PM Whatever you want it to be, Caren. I don't know myself, but it rhymed nicely!

Terry Flood Date: 5/25/2021 11:26:00 AM Hmm... I’m beginning to wonder if I’ve ever seen you and Jan in the same place at the same time. Are you actually the same person... or is the bawdy bug multiplying... fast! Witty words Milt. Terry Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 5/25/2021 7:01:00 PM Thanks, Terry. Nope, I can't hold a candle to Jan! She's the best.

Judy Ball Date: 5/25/2021 9:35:00 AM OOoohoohoo! Nasty! Well done Milton. God Bless, JB Login to Reply L Milton Hankins Date: 5/25/2021 9:41:00 AM Well, occasionally, I let my hair down, Judy. Thanks for your fine comment on my limerick!