Short Prostate Poems

A prickly top lip
Promoting prostate health then
Pogonotomy...

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Last thing want to hear
Were it detected sooner
Have doctor check rear...

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Kills her, no kills him

    the prostate

Can sir pee alright.

June 24th 2018...

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A doctor was checking a prostate.
When all of a sudden a noise made.
     It sounded like a zipper,
     The guy gave him a flipper.
Jumped up and demanded a rebate!!!...

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i'm standing 
with my hand

on my
waiting

waiting
while 

denying
and kindly

telling the
someone

pounding on
the bathroom

door that it's
still occupied...

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G-Force

Anchor loyalty, 
Generate Life; 
Prostate Earth, 
Be It's Root, 
Stabilize Firmly, 
Deeply Soil, 
Know The Position, 
Stay Focus, 
Keep Faith, 
Pray Daily.... 
And The Rest Will Follow......

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I'm back in the saddle again
my Prostate now my best friend
brother Bladder, cousin Ure
we complete every journey
not stopping to pee 'til the end. 

#2

I'm back in the saddle again
my Prostate now my best friend
we drive many miles
smiling big smiles
not stopping to pee 'til the end...

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rampant and deadly
eating up the red blood cells,
leukaemia on course,
Fatigue,pain,profuse sweating,
uncontrollable symptoms.

It has many sibs
all with pure killer instincts,
one attacks prostate,
others the breast,skin and brain,
scientists in prolonged battle.


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In the darkened hours
plagued by an urgency,
do rise for the occasion
for it is time to pee.

Stumble back to slumber
a chance to get some rest,
when nature remits the signal
again, as if in jest.

This ritual repeats, now nightly,
for some not breaking news,
to those who are familiar
you know the prostate blues....

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After fifty years plus my old friend
could take years till he gets on the mend,
when he's testerone free
he'll be harder to see,
but, also much easier to bend.

As the side effects continue to evolve
there is a problem I still have to solve,
for when i'm all alone 
in the libido-free zone
I find it difficult to stiffen my resolve....

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Sued three times…
your wrath indicts
Prostate, throat,
and kidney cites 

Each time you threatened: 
“This is the end”
I wasn’t ready,
mistried again

I kept my counsel
and shut you out
The jury hung
to scream and shout

Your will or mine,
it’s zero sum
I still live on
—three verdicts shunned

(In Tribute: October, 2020)...

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My chores are all done, what now shall I do?
I’ve self-checked my prostate and left nipple to.
I woke up this morning face down in the grass.
The dog won’t come in, she’s tired of my swass.

I guess I’ll just wait for a new morning’s sun.
The squirrels smell me coming and begin to run.
The backyard is empty, not even a skunk.
I’m all out of soap no way to defunk....

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Sitting here in an adult diaper,
‘cancer free’ I’m told. Thumbing through
a booklet of kegel exercises
for men, this.

After nine long years, in and out of
specialist offices, batting around my prostate
like a handball.

I knew it would come to this from the get-go,
but foolishly fooled myself into believing otherwise,
cause.

Even when I win I lose,
that’s just
the way it is..........

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I dreamt
      the sun was a Cadillac
      with a black chauffeur
and I was a giant brown gofer
      with yellow teeth
      and a prostate gland
you wouldn't believe.

           But I awoke
and found the moon
      was a white grub
greasy as a hunk of fat
snuggled in my bed
      between wet sheets
and purple hot water bottles,
      dreaming of Camelot
           and calmly reciting Keats....

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HOMAGE WE PAY ON OUR KNEE

Homage we pay on our knee,
We prostate and honour thee
Singing round your holy throne,
with a glorious tone.

Owner of eternal glory,
we seek for thy Victory,
to conquer the devil, 
and deliver us from his evil.

King of benevolence,
bless us in abundance
God of Salvation,
hear our supplication.

In your presence we bow,
While praying we make vow
God of Redemption,
fufil our expection.

-Phemy...

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A
cure for
man’s cancer,
a worthy cause
throughout November.
Men are dying too young,
Help men talk about their health,
We can’t afford to stay silent.
So, grow a mo*, and help save a bro**

*mo – moustache
** bro - brother

11.06.2022

Note: Movember Australia is the leading charity changing the face of men's health on a global scale, focusing on mental health and suicide prevention, prostate cancer and testicular cancer....

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My hair is dyed to hide the grey and how my boobies sag
But I have it on good authority I’m a ‘Walnut Wag’

A ‘Walnut Wag’ … what’s that you may ask
I will enlighten you for that’s my task

A ‘Walnut Wag’ is the partner of someone with prostate cancer
This cancer can be cured so don’t let your man be a chancer

From our experience early detection is the key
With treatment your man can be cancer free

15th January 2016...

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4 the super rich,
the bullys fate,
what's in store,
4 the hogs debate,
 
very true Harry mate,
but will they slip through the,
camels needle eye gate,
 when judgement comes, true blue,
when money wont suck you through,
a pain in the ole prostate,
get it gone the ill gotten dues,

how do it go "the rich have more chance, of slipping a camel through the eye of a needle, than entering the kingdom of heaven"  ? 

Don

re:  On the Soles of your Shoes

Harry J Horsman...

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Prostate cancer isn't funny...

It’s just a blood test, no-one sticks
Their finger up your bum
You may not care about yourself
But what about your Mum
Your kids, your girlfriend, mates 
Your mistress, and your wife?
Man up, and get it tested 
Save a life

It’s just a blood test, just a little prick
You won’t be a hot lover when you’re sick
So shut your eyes, and hold your manly breath
For life and health are sexier than death

© Gail Foster 13th September 2016...

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I've been told in terms
of descriptive measure,
describing a gland
not my tool used for pleasure.

Huge and ginormous
are two they do use
as explained up above
so as not to confuse.

Urologist speaks
of this particular gland,
not shared by you women,
exclusive to man.

When bigger is better
as some who may state,
but not when it comes
to a man's prostate.

With age will come symptoms,
for most it will be,
a once simple function
now made tough, just to pee!


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