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Turp N Tinkle

I'm back in the saddle again my Prostate now my best friend brother Bladder, cousin Ure we complete every journey not stopping to pee 'til the end. #2 I'm back in the saddle again my Prostate now my best friend we drive many miles smiling big smiles not stopping to pee 'til the end

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Jan Allison

Date: 6/28/2021 4:54:00 PM

great limericks on an issue which affects many men as they get older... but be mindful as my hubby didnt fit the age criteria and 2 years down the line he was diagnosed with prostate cancer so its always worth getting a psa check:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 6/28/2021 3:53:00 PM

Oh, what a joy that would be for me. I could take the urinal out of the back of my car, and backseaters would stop asking why I carry it! Thanks for this limerick, Dave.