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All Out of Soap

My chores are all done, what now shall I do? I’ve self-checked my prostate and left nipple to. I woke up this morning face down in the grass. The dog won’t come in, she’s tired of my swass. I guess I’ll just wait for a new morning’s sun. The squirrels smell me coming and begin to run. The backyard is empty, not even a skunk. I’m all out of soap no way to defunk.

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Date: 4/8/2020 5:38:00 PM
Very cute - I had such a good time reading this poem. Humor may not be the mvp but, it is avp (a valuable ...) - it's late so it's possible you'll get nothing that makes sense from me right now. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/9/2020 6:40:00 AM
Thanks CayCay. I hope you got some sleep.
Date: 4/7/2020 2:52:00 AM
Hilarious! So much fun! Thank you! Love these uplifting poems!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/7/2020 6:04:00 AM
Thank you Caren. I appreciated your kind words.
Date: 4/6/2020 2:09:00 PM
Hello Mark Koplin, oh-what a situation to be in. You need to find some soap as soon as possible. Enjoy your day my friend. Stay safe.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/7/2020 6:41:00 PM
Hello Mark, a lot of people stand in line at Walmart now. Enjoy your evening my friend. Take care, be safe. Enjoy your evening my friend.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/6/2020 7:58:00 PM
I'll have to go stand in line at the local walmart.
Date: 4/6/2020 1:38:00 PM
Sending you a virtual bubblebath, Mark! Such a whimsical write. Fun!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/6/2020 7:57:00 PM
ahhh..... bubble bath Thanks bud!
Date: 4/6/2020 7:01:00 AM
Geeze, Mark. If you chased away a skunk you'll need more than soap to 'defunk' yourself. Phew! Humor accomplished!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/6/2020 7:28:00 AM
Times are tough I'm telling ya
Date: 4/6/2020 6:54:00 AM
ha ha ha I trust you were wearing protective gloves and used hand sanitiser after Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/6/2020 6:59:00 AM
LOL... My attempt at humor.

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