Mark Koplin Poet Rhyme

All Out of Soap

My chores are all done, what now shall I do?
I’ve self-checked my prostate and left nipple to.
I woke up this morning face down in the grass.
The dog won’t come in, she’s tired of my swass.

I guess I’ll just wait for a new morning’s sun.
The squirrels smell me coming and begin to run.
The backyard is empty, not even a skunk.
I’m all out of soap no way to defunk.

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CayCay Godwin April 8, 2020 at 5:38 PM Very cute - I had such a good time reading this poem. Humor may not be the mvp but, it is avp (a valuable ...) - it's late so it's possible you'll get nothing that makes sense from me right now. Poetry hugs ... CayCay Mark Koplin April 9, 2020 at 6:40 AM Thanks CayCay. I hope you got some sleep.

Caren Krutsinger April 7, 2020 at 2:52 AM Hilarious! So much fun! Thank you! Love these uplifting poems! Mark Koplin April 7, 2020 at 6:04 AM Thank you Caren. I appreciated your kind words.

Darlene De Beaulieu April 6, 2020 at 2:09 PM Hello Mark Koplin, oh-what a situation to be in. You need to find some soap as soon as possible. Enjoy your day my friend. Stay safe. Darlene De Beaulieu April 7, 2020 at 6:41 PM Hello Mark, a lot of people stand in line at Walmart now. Enjoy your evening my friend. Take care, be safe. Enjoy your evening my friend. Mark Koplin April 6, 2020 at 7:58 PM I'll have to go stand in line at the local walmart.

Sam Kauffman April 6, 2020 at 1:38 PM Sending you a virtual bubblebath, Mark! Such a whimsical write. Fun! Mark Koplin April 6, 2020 at 7:57 PM ahhh..... bubble bath Thanks bud!

Lin Lane April 6, 2020 at 7:01 AM Geeze, Mark. If you chased away a skunk you'll need more than soap to 'defunk' yourself. Phew! Humor accomplished! Mark Koplin April 6, 2020 at 7:28 AM Times are tough I'm telling ya

Jan Allison April 6, 2020 at 6:54 AM ha ha ha I trust you were wearing protective gloves and used hand sanitiser after Mark:-) hugs Jan xx Mark Koplin April 6, 2020 at 6:59 AM LOL... My attempt at humor.