Short Professor Poems
Short Professor Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Professor by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Professor by length and keyword.
Disabled Student
Accommodations —
a reluctant professor
bends just a little...
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Categories:
professor, discrimination, school, student,
Form:
Senryu
Drop It
if you are not as
serious as your professor is
about class, drop it...
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Categories:
professor, dedication, education, introspection, visionary
Form:
Haiku
The Backbencher
The professor speaks,
foaming waves break on the shore,
silence reaches me....
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Categories:
professor, education, student,
Form:
Haiku
Pass
when others blame the
professor for bad grades, work
harder , talk less--PASS!!...
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Categories:
professor, education, social
Form:
Haiku
Predecessor To a Professor
Predecessor to a Professor
was predecessor
to a profound professor
both fancy dresser
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
professor, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Make and Mend
Mary Shelly
is so misunderstood.
Professor Frankenstein
was just trying to make
a friend....
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Categories:
professor, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
Biology 101
Professor Mortimer Snurd
Once dissected a turd.
His findings couldn't be analyzed
They'd already fertilized....
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Categories:
professor, science, silly,
Form:
Clerihew
Professor
a professor
not worried so much--
shrinking genius
at his table views nudes
reviews failed erections
--R.K.Singh...
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Categories:
professor, depression,
Form:
Tanka
My Son, the College Professor Comes Home For a Visit
My son, the college professor
comes home for a visit.
He leaves with all his shirts
ironed, my heart on
every sleeve....
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Categories:
professor, son
Form:
Free verse
Clerihew Bonnet
Leon Joseph Bonnat
a French professor of art
teacher of the great& the good
some of whom you probably would...still know...
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Categories:
professor, art, people,
Form:
Clerihew
Declare Your Gender
Please declare your gender
at the start of Harvard classes
The Professor needs to know
if he/she/it is teaching lads or lasses...
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Categories:
professor, class, gender, satire, student, teacher,
Form:
Epigram
Sometimes
Sometimes you have to get your halo dirty.
Is this an epigrams or a firefly? There's never an English professor around when you need one....
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Categories:
professor, 12th grade, corruption, emotions, extended metaphor, romance,
Form:
Epigram
Ouroboros
The oppressed inherits the mind of the oppressor.
The victim inherits the pain of the aggressor.
The student inherits the knowledge of it’s professor....
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Categories:
professor, abuse, analogy, anger, angst, art, black african
Form:
Free verse
To a Philosopher
I am a Prestigious Professor of Philosophy,
At a quite Elite University.
I get generous grants,
To sit on my pants,
And write books that nobody reads....
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Categories:
professor, education, funny, people, philosophy, satire, school
Form:
I do not know?
Distracted
Some dull professor droned
And from my heart
Right to my pen
In cursive sprang
This lovely name,
Notebook margins filled:
Kelly
Kelly
Kelly...
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Categories:
professor, longing, love, memory,
Form:
Free verse
An Earnest Young Student of Greek
An earnest young student of Greek
Raised his hand in class so to speak.
The professor replied
“I wouldn’t advise.
After all, you’ve been dead for a week!”...
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Categories:
professor, dark, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Snow, Poem By Professor Pezhman Mosleh
I wish people would be pure like snow
And would be melted with warmness
And would become a moment creator like water
And would go against any block like overflow...
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Categories:
professor, childhood, love, snow,
Form:
ABC
Drowsy In the Afternoon
yawns are contagious
especially afternoon
in a lecture hall
boring professor grouses
needs to freshen up his notes
written August 13, 2021...
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Categories:
professor, sleep, teacher, words,
Form:
Tanka
Seasick
There was a professor morbidly obese
A condition he was anxious to breach.
His students tried to help
By giving him kippered kelp.
Now he’s too sick to be able to teach....
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Categories:
professor, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Matter of Formalism
I was sick and tired of Professor Panzy's ism,
And with the passage of time got priaprism;
Upright in posture
It abhorred moisture,
For the thing it was a matter of formalism....
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Categories:
professor, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Mister Bean
Mister Bean's an iconic success, sir
He's an outrageous comic professor --
Just watch his vids on You Tube
He fakes being a dumb boob --
Bean's a hilarious classroom jester...
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Categories:
professor, film, fun, funny,
Form:
Limerick
knowing instantly whose child this is
Which one is your child? I ask
I turn and see the Minnie Mouse Hat
And the professor glasses
A red polka dotted bow cinches this baby's identity
I do not need to see anything else...
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Categories:
professor, baby,
Form:
Light Verse
My Professor
My poor professor
Reminded everyone of a right angle
Resting at zero degrees
He arched zealously against the board
Leaning towards the mark
Of passionate perfect placement
Ninety!...
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Categories:
professor, funny, on work and working, people,
Form:
Verse
A Non-Voter Asks
Educated derelicts,
Professor of fools,
Scholars of crap,
Leaders that moo;
What is then intellect,
If honor is your weight in gold?
Such mineral torch can test,
Molten like poo....
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Categories:
professor, anger, education, hate, humanity, philosophy, political, power,
Form:
Free verse
Full Mark
When the poem completed drawing her body
I Corrected her painting
and gave her full mark
She said to me:
Thank you my professor ..
The exam was quite easy ..
I am adept at drawing circles!...
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Categories:
professor, body, joy, kiss, sexy,
Form:
Free verse