Short Presidents Day Poems
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A couth poetic platypus,
Choosing words that are never rude,
Carries a heavy blunderbuss,
And softly croons a platitude.
FAKE WEALTH
FAKE I.Q.
FAKE FAMILY
FAKE TRUTH
FAKE MAN
FAKE RELIGION
FAKE LEADER
FAKE MARRIAGE
THE TRUTH WAITS FOR YOU
Government shutdown
Many seeking assistance
To purchase some food
Our President does not care
Politics more important
Like cookies by legend Amos
This day's for presidents famous
The resident scoop
On such a small group
Makes us like an ignoramus
the deceit and lies
flow so freely and smoothly
mesmerizing some
Written July 26, 2018
Entered: Senryu Contest
Sponsor: Mick Talbot
The Presidents Day urge to shop
Get to stores like on a bar hop
I'd visit them all
And splurge at the mall
But Amazon's my preferred stop
Notice hereby
The United States of America
Aka The US,
Now "The US Group Company"
Retains its Presidency
To Donald Trump
Until 2020
Donald Trump, he was a great man.
His fame was spread all over the land.
He lived like a king.
His praises men sing.
Now he must give up the command.
Trump faced off with Kim Jong-Un
Who cut Trump way down to size
Fox News and Trump compared their notes
And found that the rest of the world tells lies!
Trump went to the outhouse alone
And sat on his "Throne" with a groan
When out of the dark
There flashed a bright spark
When Trump dropped his selfie iPhone
Prime Minister May
And Merkel, too,
Are prone to give Trump some rope
They're not cutting slack
Just watching their back
To avoid our President's grope . .
There’s a teacher out in Morro Bay
Who won’t celebrate Presidents Day
Washington—Lincoln
Sure—Now you’re thinkin’
But Pierce and Buchanan? No way!
2/18/22
A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command
fifty soldiers at a political war
in the field
suffering head trauma
Trump says
they ‘re only headaches
if only his doctors would have said
they ‘re only bone spurs
Nubile love seeking
mature adventures.
Pulling into its irresistible appeal,
without control,
beyond fathom.
Quiescent desires regains consciousness,
compelling to live again.
Form:
The humid air presages rain
in my mind Sweet Georgia plays
yet a rebel flag briefly waved over Capitol Hill.
Together we strive for better days
but inside lies a bittersweet pain.
Presidents Day
I can hardly wait for Presidents day
I seem to see it just one way
If Obama steps out and sees his shadow
We'll have another year of high unemployment to go!
By Mike Francis
The most effective weapon
Against Donald Trump
Is to mock him.
Calling him
The biggest loser
The biggest conman
Of them all.
And senile
Washed old dotard
Way past his sell
By date.
Immigrant bodies pile up in Texas
After building a wall from ‘freedom’ glass
Green card for hard labour
Slave on dearest neighbour
Watch your companions expire en masse
17th July 2019
R-esolve
O-f
D-edicated
R-uler
I-s
G-iving
O-ff
D-etermination
U-sing
T-he
E-xecutive
R-egulation
T-o
E-mploy
Topic: Birthday of President Rodrigo R. Duterte (March 28)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Lord, Why does Satan determine
Who is admitted to this country
Who live in different neighborhoods
Who goes to college
Who is rich or poor
Who our leaders will be
Who will live or die
Why
I am the One who determines
The man who loved us has died;
In his place is a beast!
We, in the land of banana,
Once
Sang songs of victory!
Now,
We sing songs of woe –
Woe for lost freedoms,
Woe for the death of Hope,
Woe for the death of a saviour!
Kingdom comes and kingdom goes,
But crooks collect the entrails.
Taxes torn from each of those:
The we in us who fail.
This is not America,
Not yet nor any more,
As long as crooked crowns beguile,
Freedom's not but lore.
Bill Clinton has won two ~ Oooh
George W bush won two too ~ Who
Barack Obama won two too ~ Yahoo
$Donald Trump$ won one too many ~ Boohoo
By
David Kavanagh
Form:
There’s no difference
between a classroom
and a
Chinese
sweatshop.
No thinking,
No talking,
No creative
expression
whatsoever.
Give us your
whole day and
you will receive
minimal reward
for your
indoctrination.