Short Presidents Day Poems
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A couth poetic platypus,
Choosing words that are never rude,
Carries a heavy blunderbuss,
And softly croons a platitude.
Government shutdown
Many seeking assistance
To purchase some food
Our President does not care
Politics more important
Like cookies by legend Amos
This day's for presidents famous
The resident scoop
On such a small group
Makes us like an ignoramus
the deceit and lies
flow so freely and smoothly
mesmerizing some
Written July 26, 2018
Entered: Senryu Contest
Sponsor: Mick Talbot
The Presidents Day urge to shop
Get to stores like on a bar hop
I'd visit them all
And splurge at the mall
But Amazon's my preferred stop
Notice hereby
The United States of America
Aka The US,
Now "The US Group Company"
Retains its Presidency
To Donald Trump
Until 2020
Donald Trump, he was a great man.
His fame was spread all over the land.
He lived like a king.
His praises men sing.
Now he must give up the command.
Trump went to the outhouse alone
And sat on his "Throne" with a groan
When out of the dark
There flashed a bright spark
When Trump dropped his selfie iPhone
Prime Minister May
And Merkel, too,
Are prone to give Trump some rope
They're not cutting slack
Just watching their back
To avoid our President's grope . .
There’s a teacher out in Morro Bay
Who won’t celebrate Presidents Day
Washington—Lincoln
Sure—Now you’re thinkin’
But Pierce and Buchanan? No way!
2/18/22
A Joey was spotted in wonderland
shaking hands with the invisible man
while "knees" just cackled and snorted
as the border was aborted
the Easter bunny took total command
fifty soldiers at a political war
in the field
suffering head trauma
Trump says
they ‘re only headaches
if only his doctors would have said
they ‘re only bone spurs
The humid air presages rain
in my mind Sweet Georgia plays
yet a rebel flag briefly waved over Capitol Hill.
Together we strive for better days
but inside lies a bittersweet pain.
Presidents Day
I can hardly wait for Presidents day
I seem to see it just one way
If Obama steps out and sees his shadow
We'll have another year of high unemployment to go!
By Mike Francis
The most effective weapon
Against Donald Trump
Is to mock him.
Calling him
The biggest loser
The biggest conman
Of them all.
And senile
Washed old dotard
Way past his sell
By date.
Immigrant bodies pile up in Texas
After building a wall from ‘freedom’ glass
Green card for hard labour
Slave on dearest neighbour
Watch your companions expire en masse
17th July 2019
R-esolve
O-f
D-edicated
R-uler
I-s
G-iving
O-ff
D-etermination
U-sing
T-he
E-xecutive
R-egulation
T-o
E-mploy
Topic: Birthday of President Rodrigo R. Duterte (March 28)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
Oh happy day (oh happy day)
When Donny croaks (when Donny croaks)
He gasps and chokes (when Donny croaks)
The doctor pokes (when Donny croaks)
And sez "That's it, folks" (Oh happy day).
Lord, Why does Satan determine
Who is admitted to this country
Who live in different neighborhoods
Who goes to college
Who is rich or poor
Who our leaders will be
Who will live or die
Why
I am the One who determines
The man who loved us has died;
In his place is a beast!
We, in the land of banana,
Once
Sang songs of victory!
Now,
We sing songs of woe –
Woe for lost freedoms,
Woe for the death of Hope,
Woe for the death of a saviour!
Bill Clinton has won two ~ Oooh
George W bush won two too ~ Who
Barack Obama won two too few ~ Yahoo
$Donald Trump$ won one too many ~ Boohoo
By
David Kavanagh
Form:
clerihew
House bullmastiff, Adam Schiff
continues to scratch and to sniff
despite lengthy digging for a breach
and his rambunctious leap to impeach.
February 03, 2020
clerihews are fun, not to be taken
with serious intent, kinda like politics.
A LAW UNTO HIMSELF
A president, cleared of infection
Believed he had total protection
And that just like his mates
In the communist states
Could simply ignore the election
21st November 2020
Out on a Lim poetry contest
Sponsor - Joseph May
Before modernity
Growth was only for living creatures
With limited features
But these days
Even things can blossom
With the magic of packaging
Trees with start of spring
Objects with getting packed
And I with being with you
We can all flourish
As simple as that
Dear Leader Tigerjade Poem writing.com prompt
Our leader
great leader
Claims he is the smartest man in the whole universe
surely he is the most searched man in the googleverse
perhaps though he is proof of man’s evolution
Darwinian selection working devolution
stupid is
stupid does