Short Prancer Poems

there legs or stronge
you get turn on
as ou look mind is book
some makes you wet
as some or sexes prancer
SEX AND PRANCER...

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on the floor
watch them got
they bump and hump
the booty thumps
there lips lump and pump
as they be prancer
BIG BOOTY GRIL
DANCER...

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they twist and turn
money they earn
some boby or from
from them you lream
you can bet its about sex
they or real prancer
POLE DANCER...

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its part of the game
its part of fame
move your hips
dip and whip
twist and turn
move like  WORM
BE   smooth prancer
SEX AND DANCER...

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Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the song, backstroke...

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its a dance class
from the old pass
they move slow
tell astory you know
ballet has lot to say
as  th smooth prancer
its  the 
STORY OF BALLET DANCER...

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before going on
we get ready to belong
we move and grove
to  the band
who be on hand
when we hit the stage stand
than we tip like prancer
THE
BACK STAGE DANCER...

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Rudolph will not lead Santa's sleigh tonight

He's developed a sudden fear of flight

Claus can't rely on Prancer

He has no faith in Dancer

He must use GPS to solve his plight

25 Nov 22...

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There once was a reindeer named Dancer
who pulled by his partner named Prancer
when the pulling was done
it was time to have fun
while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.



December 10, 2018...

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Dreamt of being a pole dancer!
Now aged, not a good prancer! 

Pen and white paper are for me.
A soft chair and warm, minted tea.

No sexy thing is this old body!
A red rollator is now my hobby

5/17/2023


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My last will and testament gives you all a giant farewell party, Rudolph said
Which made Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer, our biggest goofballs and I wish he was dead.

Written 12-18-2018      
Contest:  A Cute Christmas Couplet
Sponsor:  Andrea Dietrich...

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Who will navigate Santa's sleigh tonight,

   Since Rudolph was grounded for fear of flight?

      He can't rely on Prancer,

         And has no faith in Dancer.

            (He'll use GPS to solve his plight!)

(Not for Contest)

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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Chris Kringle always rings his Jingle Bells
Dancer and Prancer had story's to tell
Rudolph's red nose was glowing
Santa's bag overflowing 
With childhood dreams under a Christmas spell


Contest: Christmas Wish
Sponsored By: Santa
Date of Delivery: December 25th

"Never lose Your Christmas Spirit"...

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I once heard of a reindeer named Prancer

Loved a doe, and he tried to romance her

But because of her scorn

From the size of his horn

He would always be short ... of her answer.




~ 3rd Place ~  in the "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor....

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This Christmas Eve will be over soon,
Vixen and Cupid are over the moon;
Santa, Dasher and Dancer,
Ate baked beans with old Prancer,
Poor, Donner and Blitzen are in a swoon.

____________________
December 22, 2015

Limerick

For the contest, Limerick,
Sponsor, Jan Allison

First Place...

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Rudolph, again, got to pull Santa’s sleigh
Dasher and Dancer vowed he was gay,
Prancer and Vixen, they knew for sure --
That jealousy rumor was pure manure.

SECOND PLACE WINNER
written December 22, 2021
for "A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Lines" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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The tale of Comet and Cupid
Seeing Dancer and Prancer kissing
Turned Rudolph’s nose bright red
Jeff the Elf told Vixen and Blitzen
Then Dasher told Donder
With his nose so bright 
Rudolph guided Santa’s Sleigh that night
For without this tale of Comet
Cupids arrow would have missed 
This story would only be
A Christmas myth...

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BELINA




                                  Belina was a lithe ballet dancer
                         She met a handsome young man Guy Prancer
                                The  ballet stage there was lacquer
                                  The evening of The Nutcracker
                           Toe cracked she found Guy a necromancer...

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On the Eve dear Rudolph fell ill,
             then Prancer gave him a blue pill.
                        Became a lil’ loopy, 
                        junk no longer droopy-
                  got busy somewhere in Brazil!


8-8-6-6-8 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com

11.30.19
Holiday Themed Limerick Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin...

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Dasher

cyber
cruiser

Dancer

fancy
footwork

Prancer

haughty
naughty

Vixen

magic
trickster

Comet

pleasure
streaker

Cupid

cheerful
cherub

Donner

raucous
rock star

Blitzen

bolt of 
lightning

Rudolph

bulbous
red nose

Olive

other
excess...

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There was once a young dancer
Who was recovering from cancer
She wanted fame 
but her leg was lame
So people called her a prancer.
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I know it's really mean and sad but I had this as homework 
and I honestly couldn't think of 
rhyming words and than I just thought of this....

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spirit hunter,
you stalk the shadow moon
neck straining to uncoil upon diaphanous night

what whisper have you heard
above the creak of batten board
the shiver of a window pane

arched and graceful  is your silhouette
cat eyed guardian
moonlight prowler 
paw prancer

settle the unsettled ones from
fear and in insubstantial light
protect with tooth
and claw your Mother’s
night...

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Derived after much consideration.
Example scenarios run through causation. 
Consider all persons who will be affected!
Imagination running wild undirected.
Suddenly an answer dawns on me
I'm too tired to make a decision carefree
Opening a can of worms like cancer!
No way will I go there and become a belly dancer.
So, I'm stuck in a rut with you, my prancer!  ...

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This girl, me-   d r e a m s  of being a dancer,
to leap and dip, to spin fast and-    f a s t e r;

On stage-  others went one way-
my feet stuck- as though in clay;

This girl, me  - m o r t i f i e d -  sure no Prancer.

_________________________
July 9, 2016


Limerick


For the contest, My Most Embarrassing Moment
sponsor, Cindi Rockwell

Fifth Place...

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Dasher, Dancer,
Smoke a pack
Prancer, cancer
Hit the sack.

One day you'll wake
And realize you
Need to stop
For their sake, too.

You want to be there
When they graduate
You want to be there
When they take the leap.

When the baby
Takes his first steps
When Morgan dates
The girl with the pep.

You cannot be here
If you're smoking a pack.
You will be in bed,
And will have hit the sack....

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