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I once heard of a reindeer named Prancer Loved a doe, and he tried to romance her But because of her scorn From the size of his horn He would always be short ... of her answer. ~ 3rd Place ~ in the "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.

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Date: 12/18/2018 10:25:00 PM
:) Love this one, Gregory. And the title! Titles seem to be given too little attention, but their cleverness can set the mood for the entire verse. Congratulations on your win! Best wishes, Carolyn
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/18/2018 10:48:00 PM
Thank you so much, Carolyn, and thank you for mentioning the title - I try to put as much thought into that as the rest of the piece, and it's nice that someone actually notices ... blessings, Dear Poet! :-) <3 (I will send you a soupie soon!)
Date: 12/18/2018 1:31:00 PM
This is just delicious, my friend. Love the double entendres---and the title! Great job! Congrats on your win in the contest too. Season's best. Gershon
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/18/2018 10:46:00 PM
Oh, that's such a nice comment, my friend, and I'm so pleased you enjoyed this one, Buddy! Blessings! :-)
Date: 12/18/2018 5:26:00 AM
Loved this one, Greg, Congrats on your win dear friend...Charlie
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/18/2018 10:45:00 PM
You are very kind, Charlie, and I so appreciate the wonderful comment! :-)
Date: 12/17/2018 5:00:00 PM
Great limerick, Greg, I enjoyed the humor. Congrats on your win. John
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/18/2018 10:44:00 PM
Many kind thanks to you, John - greatly appreciated, my friend! :-)
Date: 12/17/2018 4:29:00 PM
I adored the humour this one Greg!!!:-) congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/18/2018 10:44:00 PM
Thank you very much, Jan, I greatly appreciate it - you are the resident master of joy, so it means a lot coming from you! Blessings! :-) <3
Date: 12/17/2018 4:24:00 PM
Greg, I enjoyed your cute and funny limerick, congratulations on your placement!
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/18/2018 10:43:00 PM
Thank you so very much, Tania, I'm so pleased you enjoyed it, and honored to have placed! Blessings! :-) <3
Date: 12/15/2018 8:49:00 PM
G'day Gregory … humorous; so she didn't care a less about his antler - thanks Gregory - Lindsay
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/17/2018 6:14:00 AM
LOL Indeed, Lindsay - thank you for your kindness, my friend! :-) <3
Date: 12/15/2018 8:47:00 PM
Funny, Greg!
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/17/2018 6:13:00 AM
Thank you, Kim! :-) <3
Date: 12/15/2018 4:56:00 PM
ha ha ha love the humour and innuendo here Greg:-) hugs jan xx
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Gregory Richard Barden
Date: 12/17/2018 6:13:00 AM
hank you, Dear Jan, it was fun! Blessings! :-) <3

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