Thank God For Elastic

Thank God for Elastic
As my waist is expanding 
At a rate of knot's 
That the Jelly Tots 
I am continually stuffing
Into my face
Cannot keep pace
With the clothes Ive discovered 
That live in my cupboard 
No longer fit
My large posterior 
But with the help of elastic
They fit fantastic 
Jelly Tot anyone
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Hoffman Avatar
June 14, 2017 at 8:22 PM
Lol, love the humor in your write Christopher~What exactly is a jelly tot?~Che :)
Flaherty Avatar
June 15, 2017 at 7:27 AM
Jelly Tots are Jelly sweets covered with sugar they are lovely. Cheers Cheryl thanks for commenting much appreciated
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